Next, Joe's about to inherit an empire.
But first, he must pass an unusual test.
And this leads to excitement, adventure, and intrigue.
The billion dollar hobo, coming next.
The billion dollar hobo, starring Tim Conway and Will Gere, will continue on CBN right after these messages.
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We now return to the Billion Dollar Hobo.
The Billion Dollar Hobo, starring Tim Conway and Will Gere, will continue on CBN right after these messages.
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A lot of people who don't think they need a hearing aid may already have one. Up two streets, take a right. He said up two streets and take a right. They bring their hearing aid with them everywhere. What'd he say?
He said he doesn't want to leave her, but he has to.
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What'd he say?
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We now return to the Billion Dollar Hobo.
The Billion Dollar Hobo, starring Tim Conway and Will Gere, will continue on CBN right after these messages.
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Saturday on the paper chase.
Mr. Bell.
Kingsfield has Bell's number, but why?
Maybe you've had something to do with this picture. The seating chart. You don't look like you know the answer to anything.
So Bell seeks to be picture-perfect.
The exact opposite of this. Something a little less stupid-looking, huh? I need you to help me to get into Kingsfield's office.
We're locked in a closet.
The Paper Chase, Saturday at 10 Eastern, a CBN exclusive.
Hello, I'm Wayne Cox, host of the new family game show called Second Honeymoon. Second Honeymoon features families just like your own in a game of discovering how much or how little the kids really know about mom and dad.
She backed into a car and she blamed it on us.
Oh, I remember that.
I do.
In a true test of family togetherness, the kids will team up to answer questions about mom and dad. And the kids who know the most will be sending their lucky parents on a fabulous Second Honeymoon. There's never a dull moment.
Second Honeymoon, Wednesday at 8 Eastern, a CBN exclusive.
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We now return to the billion-dollar hobo.
I know I have to drive.