Good job.
Hey, what's up?
Carson Dela here at a Pizza Hut parking lot
talking free CDs.
This is awesome.
We've been camped out here for three days.
Okay, here's the deal.
You buy the Big New Yorker pizza for $9.99,
then you get a personal access code.
You go online to CDnow.com,
personalize your own free CD,
choose six songs from their selection of over 200 hits,
and they even mail it to you for free.
Whoo!
So what's gonna be on your CD?
I want some stuff that expresses my youthful rage.
Rap.
Alternative.
Yeah, I've got a Big New Yorker pizza for Jim.
Wait, this is for Jim.
Wait, who's paying for this?
What do you think happened here?
Due to color volume, your call will be answered tomorrow.
Please hold.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
What happens when you call your credit card company?
Spontaneous combustion.
Discover Card operators are empowered to help you
right on the spot.
Real help.
There's always something more to discover.
Mommy.
Mommy.
You've been through this before.
Oh, honey, you're burning up.
But it doesn't get easier.
Your child has a high fever.
Fortunately, you have Children's Motrin.
You know that just one dose brings that fever down fast
and keeps it down for up to eight hours
for up to eight-hour fever relief.
Look who's up.
Hi, Mom.
Children's Motrin is the number one choice
of pediatricians and moms.
Life is too good to feel bad.
Fox has a big show.
Pull out the stops, get set to go.
The bottom line is 29 hot nights in a row.
That's right, the big show.
What happens next, nobody knows.
Exactly.
Make sure you're there.
It hits the air.
2-1-double-O.
Yeah!
Who wants to be a moron?
Jim Carrey and Jim Carrey.
Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels, that's who.
The broadcast premieres Dumb and Dumber,
the Fox Thursday movie at 8, 7 Central.
The show continues.
Hello?
Put nacho cheese sauce on the chalupa.
What?
Put nacho cheese sauce on the chalupa, or else.
Or else what?
I like to call it back.
Introducing the new nacho cheese chalupa.
We took everything that was great about the chalupa
and added warm, sassy nacho cheese sauce.
How do we come up with this stuff?
And at just 99 cents, you'll love it or get money back.
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Only at Taco Bell.
I think that everyone is looking for a purpose in life.
First thing off, I want an education.
I want to learn something new, something important.
I want to take center stage, take charge.
See the places that made history.
Surround myself with interesting people.
I want to be anything but average.
I want to learn more about computers, start a career.
The bottom line is, I just want to make a difference.
You have plans. Let the Air Force help you get them off the ground.
Challenges are a good thing.
Crackhead.
Drug dealer.
Street hustler.
Gang member.
All kicked out of the community with the help of kids.
Like me.
Me.
Us.
You can make a difference.
We have the power to help prevent crime.
Call 1-800-722-TEENS to find out what you can do in your community.
It's time we're judged by what we do.
Not how we look.
Monday at 5, now the biggest manhunt.
In television history, begins.
Action.
No matter where you search.
No matter where you go.
I could even check the internet.
You'll only find home improvement in one place.
Watch me.
Right here.
You certainly prove that every week.
Your only home for home improvement.
Hallelujah!
Monday at 5 on Fox Portland.
Monday at 5.30.
This was your wife.
Oh, shut up, Homer.
No one wants to hear what you think.
And if these were your children.
Can we ever fool Dad?
Can we ever fool Dad?
Can we ever fool Dad?
And if this was your father.
There are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood.
Oh, look at that one.
And if this was your buddy.
And if this was your job.
15 seconds to core meltdown.
Then this would be you.
I'm going crazy.
Five times a week, The Simpsons.
Monday at 5.30 on Fox Portland.
I started looking at the Toyota Camry, the Volkswagen Jetta.
The Sonata had a lot more to offer.
Freedom is calling here.
This was the most unbelievable warrant you'd ever heard of.
10 year, 100,000 mile on the drive chain.
Everything is just so well done.
It has the air conditioning standard feature cruise control.
The best value that's out there on the market.
I plan on keeping this one for a long time.
Freedom is calling here.
The Hyundai Sonata comes with the freedom of America's best warranty for only $15,434.
I do.
I do.
I do.
Is that your final answer?
Who wants to marry a multimillionaire?
Coming Tuesday, February 15th to Fox.
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Who gives you the chance to win the vacation of your dreams?
And a lifetime of memories?
Did somebody say McDonald's?
Oh, it's awful cold.
Poor baby.
He'll be up all night.
Coffee?
Sleeving.
No way, he'll be up with the chickens.
No cold hands in the morning.
Sorry, girls, but he's getting Nyquil.
You need relief.
So I can rest.
And when he wakes up, he'll be ready to go.
Good morning, ladies.
Nyquil, the nighttime sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head fever so you can rest and have a good morning medicine.
Woohoo!
What do you have, folks?
A large pepperoni pizza.
May I have a Pepsi, please?
Sure thing, girl.
Thank you.
Hey, we both know I wore a Pepsi-Cola.
And now you've assaulted me by offer me this.
I think it'll be a chance to make amends.
Caprice?
Yeah.
Here you go.
Good night.
On the next Home Improvement.
I get excited every time I see you.
You and your drywall like some tenner, huh?
Next Home Improvement.
Borrow it five on Fox Portland.