Thanks, Barney.
We're fine, buddy, thanks.
Enjoy the movie.
When Rich and Larry went to spend the weekend with their boss, they had no idea just how laid-back he'd be.
What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on it?
But with a little ingenuity,
Oh, Bernie, you animal!
they'll have the wildest time of their lives.
You hear something?
Weekend at Bernie's.
Bye-bye, ladies. We'll see you later.
Is this great or what?
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Tuesday on 90210.
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Nice work to just kill my four best men.
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We now return to Weekend at Bernie's on Fox Night at the Movies.
Yo, is this buddy Lomax's house?
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Rich.
Let me see.
And smart.
Just look at the car.
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and it's the lowest price two-door sedan you can buy.
Here comes his broker.
Maybe it's his agent.
Excuse me.
Is that your car?
Sure is.
Well, it's blocking my driveway.
I think he's complimenting him on his unpretentiousness.
He's so cool.
It began for me when I saw Tony Dorsett in the Super Bowl.
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Hi there.
Sure hope you're enjoying the film so far.
You know, we made that one back in 1989.
We got a new one appropriately entitled.
Weekend at Bernie's.
Two.
You notice Bernie's the only one who hasn't aged?
Do you think that's a facelift or what?
Well, he had to do something.
He's been dead for years.
He's brilliant in this new movie, you know?
I think he's got Oscar written all over him.
In fact, let's do that.
Let's do.
Oh, don't.
Come on.
There's no such thing as dying with dignity.
We'll be right back.
Okay.
Stop it.
Yo, I'm in the house.
That's what the TV is.
Ha ha.
Sinbad is coming to Fox.
Hi, I'm here.
Hi, I'm here.