Tonight on TBS, Lonesome Dove.
Then at 10.05, Two Mules for Sister Sarah.
All here on TBS.
With this ripe tomato, I'm going to show you how this toothbrush can help take care of your gums while it takes care of your teeth.
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Son, what do you think of when you think of Florida? Florida orange juice and me, right?
No, just Florida orange juice.
Oh, well I'm going to be the official spokesman for Florida orange juice and I'm perfect for it.
I think I'm perfect for it.
With a little vitamin C and minerals, there's pure natural get-up-and-go in every glass.
100% pure Florida orange juice will get you on your feet.
That's my line. Just be cute.
Okay, go ahead and try it.
100% pure Florida orange juice will get you on your feet.
Trust me, Dad. I'll sell it. You do the cute part.
America's favorite daredevil, Robbie Knievel and England's Eddie Kidd Clash Live, Friday, March 12th, only on Pay-Per-View.
It's the ultimate motorcycle challenge, the Daredevil Duel.
Watch Knievel and Kidd divide death and gravity, challenging each other to jump world record distances.
One will miss and one will win the Daredevil Duel.
Watch the Daredevil Duel, Friday, March 12th, only on Pay-Per-View.
Live from Panama City, Florida, remember it's only on Pay-Per-View.
Order from your cable company.
You touch it. Your body rubs against it. It's mildew. But you can kill it with Tylex.
Tylex kills mildew and destroys the stain. Tylex, don't let mildew ruin your shower.
One gram of fat. Or one gram of fat. That's all the fat in this luscious chicken mirabella.
Just one of Weight Watchers' new smart ones. The only line of entrees with one gram of fat.
One gram of fat. One smart choice.
Oh, hey, looks like you beach bugs better call the pet store and order to fill them everything, because it's gonna be raining for the next 40 days and 49.
Make being there as much fun as getting there with Travel Games, Clue, Sauron, Monopoly Jr.
Add a piece of chicken, add a piece of fish, at Longhorns you can add a piece to any meal you wish.
We can do that, yeah, we can do that. Long drop silver, it's goldfish.
We can do that.
Hey, Pop.
...and Shirley MacLaine. Lady, if you were to none, I'd let you save your own bacon.
They're not exactly a match made in heaven.
Two Mules for Sister Sarah. 10.05 Eastern tonight on TBS.
Last night on Lonesome Dove. A life given.
I'm getting really attached to you, Martin here. And a life taken.
Listen, I'd find it.
An unforgiving land.
What we doing way up here, Mr. Gustafs? This ain't our country.
The end of the trail.
I can see at least one more place that ain't settled before I take up the ropicham.
Robert Duvall, Tommy Lee Jones, Diane Lane, Angelica Houston.
And now, the conclusion of Lonesome Dove.
Two plus one equals fun.
Three's Company on TBS.
10.05 Eastern weekdays on TBS.
You were out pretty late.
Oh, I didn't realize.
Mrs. Delmache.
Trim those toenails before you do serious damage to somebody.
From the creators of Driving Miss Daisy.
Albert Finney, Jill Kleberg, Catherine Irby, Kyle McLaughlin, Piper Laurie, Ethan Hawke, Susie Amis, and Alfre Woodard.
Let's get a wiggle on here.
No rest for the witches.
Rich in Love, directed by Bruce Beresford, rated PG-13.
Now playing in select cities, coming to theaters near you.
And that was dinner for our favorite food critic?
Everything was wonderful.
Something else to drink, monsieur?
Yes, make it a Bud Light, please.
I'm sorry, monsieur, we have run out.
Really? Well, that does change things a bit, doesn't it?
If you want great taste that won't fill you up and never let you down, make it a Bud Light.
Billy's Chili. Quaint atmosphere.
Is that a tip or did you just lose some change?
Charming service.
January, he was Mr. Right.
February, Mr. Wrong.
March, he's back.
There's only one calling plan that adjusts with you.
Off again, on again, never again.
It's the most from Sprint.
The most saves you on whomever you call the most each month.
Even when it changes, it's automatic.
It could be the easiest part of your relationship.
I love Walmart.
I mean, I shop everywhere I go.
We were traveling.
Let's go to Walmart.
Where was it? Where were we at?
In the mountains.
I don't know.
They just opened a new Walmart and I said, aren't we going to stop and go in and see it?
He thinks I'm crazy.
But I tell him, see, look how much money I saved, honey.
But yeah, I'm Walmart crazy.
Another wildlife special from TBS.
Harley Davidson.
It ain't just transportation.
It's a whole different breed of animal.
There's something about the vibration that kind of makes your body come alive.
I like it.
Dangerous.
Untamed.
Powerful.
The real story.
The legend and the rebels who ride.
We need to have a little style.
That's right.
We needed to be cool.
Peter Fonda.
James Kahn.
David Crosby.
Larry Hagman.
Winona Judd.
Lou Reed.
Dwight Yoakam.
Judd Nelson.
Travis Tritt.
Uh-oh, here comes trouble.
One wild television special.
Harley Davidson.
The legend and the rebels who ride.
A TBS original production.
Coming Monday, March 15th.
Hey, we're giving away this awesome Harley.
We'll tell you once during the show how to win her.
Yeah, you just might win your very own hog.
Answer the call of the wild.
Now, the unforgettable Lonesome Dove on TBS.
We'll be back with more Lonesome Dove in a moment.
It's him!
Kirk Douglas.
I do hate to eat and run like this.
He's the meanest, the dirtiest, the crookedest, Kahn in the West.
You sure you got the right man?
You guessed it.
Henry Fonda.
I'm your new warden.
He's just trying to keep this guy's sorry hide behind bars.
Hey, this could be the beginning of something big.
There was a crooked man.
8.05 Eastern, Friday night on TBS.
Recently, Glidden introduced the first latex paint with no solvents and no solvent odor.
A fact which should help you and your family breathe a little easier.
Spread 2000 from Glidden, a better way to paint.
Why is Embassy Suites twice the hotel?
First, you get a suite with two big rooms.
Evening beverages are on the house, not on the bill.
And our cook to order breakfast is free of charge.
Obviously, this isn't your typical hotel.
It's twice the room, twice the comfort, and twice the value.
And it's only at Embassy Suites.
Twice the hotel.
Call 1-800-EMBASSY.
This reading material will give you an idea of how good the new Eagle Vision TSI really is.
Of course, we think you'll find this reading material to be even more convincing.
The new Eagle Vision TSI, a truly remarkable sports sedan.
And remember, you read it here first.
The next time you walk by a mirror, look at your shoulders.
How they rise and how they fall.
Look at the way your neck holds up your head.
Think of how many bones you have you cannot see.
What makes your wrist bend, your feet dance.
It is a miracle, this body.
And every move you make is another celebration.
Or a prayer.
Excuse me.
It's alright.
At a time when things seem to be getting tighter and tighter,
TWA has made it a lot easier to get by.
We're replacing Coach with new comfort class to give you the most legroom of any major US airline.
And we're even putting footrests on every widebody plane.
But the price remains the same.
TWA, the most comfortable way to fly.
If I even look at a sink full of dishes, my hands go crazy.
But now there's palm-olive-sensitive skin for dishes.
It's free of alcohol and the harshest irritants.
It's even dermatologists tested.
Palm-olive-sensitive skin.
It's dish washing made less irritating.
I can see clearly now the rain is gone. I can see all obstacles in my way.
Gone are the dark clouds that had me there.
Presenting the RCA 52-inch projection screen home theater.
It's bigger and brighter than almost anything after.
Next on TBS, Clint Eastwood, Shirley MacLaine, a highly unlikely pair,
two mules for Sister Sarah.
Next on TBS.
We now return to Lonesome Dove on TBS.
This presentation is brought to you by Bud Light.
If you want great taste that won't fill you up and never let you down,
make it a Bud Light.
I'm a real wild one.
When it comes to clean, fresh taste that won't fill you up and never let you down.
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Start packing, Lou, my old spaghetti stain.
Sylvia, you can't get rid of me. I've been here since Donna's wedding.
Look at what Sylvia's got. Lou, meet Carpet Science.
Sylvia, what's gonna work on me?
This thing, new things, your friends' home remedies? I'm here for life.
Carpet Science has this emulsion cleaning action that's so effective
it even makes old stains like you disappear.
Sylvia, no, no, no.
Syl!
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Don't miss the bus.
If the open road's been calling you, Greyhound's got the answer.
Take any trip up to 500 miles for just $49 or less
when you buy your ticket three days in advance.
Every seat, every bus, every day.
Greyhound's got great low fares to the places you really want to go.
So if you don't want to miss a great deal, don't miss the bus.
Don't miss the bus, don't miss the bus.
No matter how much time you spend keeping the outside clean,
if your gasoline isn't keeping the inside clean,
your car's performance could go down the drain.
May we suggest Chevron with Tecriline
for cleansing power that helps bring back the performance you've been missing.
Chevron. Simply smarter.
Call 1-800-528-1234 or your travel agent.
Your best bet is a best Western.
Keep on rolling, yeah
Once you get a good thing going, why not keep on rolling?
And the best way to keep things rolling
is to keep working harder.
To roll back prices.
Roll back, you're gonna keep on rolling.
Look around. There's a lot more that's a lot less at Walmart.
Gotta keep on rolling, roll back America.
We never stop rolling back prices.
Walmart.
Gotta keep on rolling.
Always the low price. Always.
Mount Kilimanjaro is 19,340 feet high.
Kalihiwai Jungle has an average annual rainfall of 75 inches.
Bryce Canyon is 998 feet deep.
These are some of the specifications used to create Jeep Grand Cherokee.
For one extraordinary week, CNN will focus on Asia.
We'll explore the economic and political issues
and meet the business and government leaders
who are shaping the future of the Pacific Rim.
MoneyLine, live from Tokyo, beginning March 29th on CNN.
The Frontier Epic Lonesome Dove now continues on TBS.
This presentation is brought to you by Chrysler Plymouth,
a division of the Chrysler Corporation.
This is one of the easiest places for a Jeep Cherokee to go.
But not because of its proven capability
or its legendary Jeep ruggedness.
What makes it so easy to bring the classic Jeep Cherokee here is the price.
Now save an additional $500 on new 93 Jeep Cherokees.
There was one thing about Bud that we kept hearing over and over.
Now that's fresh beer.
Okay, let's say this is the original Budweiser Brewery in St. Louis.
There's another one in Texas.
And two more in Florida.
New York.
California.
New Jersey.
Over a dozen of them.
So Budweiser doesn't have to truck their beer clean across the country.
So you know it's fresh.
Right.
Is that my beer in New Jersey?
Hello again, everybody.
Skip Carey, TBS Sports, with one simple question.
Why do you love the Braves on TBS?
Why?
Glavine Smoke, Otis pulling one from the skies,
Gann head first and Bobby taking a stand,
Hunter bottom of the ninth, kaboom!
Pendleton, Gion Smolcic, and Sid's wheels.
I mean, we love these guys.
Good answer.
Braves Baseball is back beginning April 5th on TBS.
We love these guys.
You are here.
He has the travelers checks here.
There's got to be a better way.
Here's one now.
American Express Travelers Checks for Two.
The only checks either of you can use.
Don't leave home without them.
Next on TBS.
Clint Eastwood.
Shirley MacLaine.
A highly unlikely pair.
Two Mules for Sister Sarah.
Next on TBS.
The next time you walk by a mirror, look at your shoulders.
How they rise and how they fall.
Look at the way your neck holds up your head.
Think of how many bones you have you cannot see.
What makes your wrist bend, your feet dance.
It is a miracle, this body.
And every move you make is another celebration.
Or a prayer.
I'll tell you what happened.
We came in to look for bicycle helmets.
And the bicycle helmets that we wanted were up on a top shelf.
There was someone there working and he said, can you help me?
And immediately Witten got a ladder and was very friendly.
And if there's anything else I can do, let me know.
Try going to another discount store and finding someone who will help you.
I mean, they like go poof when you're in the area.
They're just gone.
In Walmart, everyone's been very helpful and quite kind.
Now, the unforgettable lonesome dub on TBS.