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Back to the Future 2, starring Michael J. Fox, continues on USA.
Women.
The USA Thursday Night Movie will continue.
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Isn't it grand to enjoy the finer things in life?
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We continue with Back to the Future 2 on USA.
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Isn't it grand to enjoy the finer things in life?
Traditional things like home entertainment.
Exceptional things like the World Wrestling Federation.
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30 awesome superstars in a tremendous over-the-top road battle.
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WWF Royal Rumble live on pay-per-view.
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And now we continue with Back to the Future 2 on USA.
Perfect.
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Pizza!
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Bye-bye.
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And the chef's special at Arlene's place is Beefy Chili Mac.
To enjoy fine dining like this, all you need is 30 minutes or less and you've got a table at one of the best steak houses in town.
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Could this be the end of Grandma? I'm not getting a heartbeat. Or is she just running out of gas? Not even close!
Duckman gets funky to find out. No, I'd have messed it! Good day, y'all!
Duckman, an all-new episode, Saturday night at 10 on USA.
Most movies can only make history.
This one changed it. What's your name, dude? Clint Eastwood. Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd.
Back to the Future Part III on USA. Tomorrow night at 9.