Kitty in my pocket, lots of kitties for me!
Real-looking kitties you can collect with their own names and collector cards.
My kitties love their window seats.
Now I can take them all home with me!
Kitty in my pocket comes with five kitties in a pack.
Window place it comes with two kitties, each sold separately.
I'm mad about shopping!
We're mad about mall madness!
Cash on madness, it's mall madness!
Attention mall shoppers.
It's mall madness, the talking shop till you drop game.
Sale at the Fashion Boutique.
Cash on madness, it's mall madness!
I love my own credit card.
It's mall madness!
No deposit.
Take 100 dollars.
All withdrawn.
Cash on madness, it's mall madness!
First out of the mall with all their stuff wins.
I was born to shop!
It's mall madness!
Control is everything.
Once you got it, everything else just falls in place.
That's why I use this stuff.
Perk Plus.
One smart shampoo, control enhancing conditioners for hair that's easy to handle.
It just works.
My hair does what I want.
That's enough for me.
Perk Plus.
No bus.
You crave that taste.
That big, bold cranberry taste.
That one of a kind ocean spray taste.
There's just nothing like it.
And may all your Christmases be white.
Ice cold milk.
Help yourself.
Barkley.
Glittery.
Jazzy jewelry.
Earring.
Necklaces.
Jazzy jewelry.
You can't get it.
Jazzy jewelry.
You can make it.
Any way you like it.
Mold it.
Roll it.
Poop it.
Do it.
So cool.
Jazzy jewelry.
Six kits with everything you need.
Each sold separately.
From Crayola.
There's excitement going round.
There's a party going down.
With twister.
The hot party.
On the cover where it lands.
Put those feet in hands.
Twister.
The hot party.
Yeah, twister.
Your feet and hands go down, but you gotta stay up.
It's wicked hot.
Right hand, left foot, good.
Body's moving to the twister groove.
Twister.
The hot party.
Twister for Milton Bradley.
It's the hottest game around.
Twister.
The hot party.
Our lives are ultra intense.
We have major pressures.
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This is huge.
It's too dryer than any other kind out there.
A new page balance soft solid that goes on dry and vanishes like that.
So to click.
Give it ultimate dryness.
Our lives do manage.
New Secret Ultra Dry.
Strong enough for him.
But now the ultimate dryness for us.
Oh.
These are credit cards.
They enable you to make purchases, cover emergencies and delay payment.
Unless you can't get one.
These are gettable credit cards from Key Federal.
They're secured by money you keep in a Key Federal savings account.
So almost anyone can get them.
Come on, go ahead.
But call first.
Call today and apply for gettable credit cards from Key Federal.
Where yes feels a whole lot better than no.
Look, there it is.
Forbidden.
Let's go back.
No, let's get the jewels.
Forbidden.
The game's forbidden bridge.
Dare to cross forbidden bridge.
But if the angry idol shakes it, you can fall to your doom.
First to grab the idol's jewels and get to safety wins.
But beware, forbidden bridge is forbidden.
I win.
Forbidden bridge.
It's forbidden.
It's a double fresh taste to you.
It's a double fresh breath to you.
You know who.
Well, it freshens your mouth and it freshens your breath.
Double, double, mm-mm, double mint gum.
Clean, fresh taste for you.
Clean, fresh breath for you know who.
That's the double freshness you get with double mint gum.
Well, it freshens your mouth and it freshens your breath.
Double, double, mm-mm, double mint gum.
Jimmy Hendrix guitar, around 300 grand.
The Dick Wavelength, around 35 cents.
What do they have in common?
They're both worth every penny.
Hey, bro.
Just once, I would love to give him something where he says,
this is exactly what I want.
I want him to open something Christmas morning and be thrilled.
Never happens.
Absolutely impossible.
These shoppers are about to discover the ideal Christmas gift for men,
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And this Christmas, when you give him Sports Illustrated,
he'll also get the side-splitting new NFL Follies video,
a hilarious look at the 100 greatest follies of all time.
And it's free.
You're kidding.
I get the video also?
It's free with your gift of a subscription to Sports Illustrated
at a savings of over 50% off the cover price.
Call right now and we'll also throw in a special gift
that will make his Christmas even more memorable.
Hey.
Oh, Super Bowl boxers.
He'd love these.
I would wear these.
Can I have them?
He'll flip for these authentic Super Bowl 29 Cotton Boxers,
a real collector's item with the official logo of the 1995 Super Bowl.
They're fun, they're hot, and best of all, they're free.
Really?
This is a perfect gift for men.
He's going to be very surprised and totally psyched.
He's going to say thank you.
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Use your credit card and you'll get free express delivery
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Christmas is in the bag.
You can't strike out with Sports Illustrated.
Sparkly, glittery, jazzy jewelry.
You can make it any way you like it.
Mold it, hoop it.
So cool.
Jazzy jewelry.
The kids from Crayola.
Is it me?
Is it you?
Who knows?
Yes, it is.
Does your person wear a hat?
No.
Does your person have a beard?
Uh-huh.
You're out of here.
Does your person wear glasses?
Yes.
You're Sam.
You win.
Guess who?
Game cards do not actually talk.
Man your battle stations.
It's Electronic Talking Battleship.
So real it really talks.
Battleship, son.
Yeah, now you're talking.
Electronic Talking Battleship and Original Battleship.
Only from Milton Bradley.
These people are guilty.
Guilty of washing their faces with ordinary bar soap.
Condemned to a lack of rough, flaky skin.
But there is a solution.
Take the Noxzema Challenge.
Noxzema can free you from the shackles of dry skin in just seven days.
It conditions as it deepens your skin.
It's a great way to get rid of the bad guys.