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I feel energetic and ready to face the day.
Zane Hunter discovers breakfast with Grape Nuts for a week.
I love Grape Nuts, they kept me going the whole morning.
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It just had a real crunchy, nutty, different kind of flavor that stayed fresh.
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I didn't believe it. My daughter tells me.
Let's bake the kids some microwave cupcakes.
Didn't I tell her what can come out of a microwave? Half-baked. But she says,
Duncan's Cups has a special baking box, so they all come out tasting oven-baked.
Ha, in four minutes they're gonna taste moist and fluffy.
Well?
Mom? Doesn't anyone have to work anymore?
Duncan's Cups taste oven-baked, not half-baked.
Ever tried plaques before you brush? Rinsing with plaques helps loosen plaque and break it up.
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Most eye doctors agree dry, irritated eyes should be treated.
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Jennifer Capriati. Can America's paper teenager win America's only Grand Slam tennis event?
The U.S. Open on USA for two weeks starting Monday.
And now back to The In-Law starring Alan Arkin.
Guys, it's off.
It is not off.
The In-Law starring Peter Falk and Alan Arkin will continue after this.
You're looking at a small miracle.
It's called an electronic twin panel sunroof.
It's a piece of automotive technology, unlike any you've ever seen before.
But then, so is this.
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Okay Ted, here's your orange juice. You wait here and I'll go get your breakfast.
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And now back to the in-laws on USA.
Our starring Peter Falk and Alan Arkin will continue after this.
You'd rather walk than drive an American car.
You think no American car can match the quality of an import.
You figure if it isn't foreign, it isn't for you.
You wouldn't give an American car the time of day.
Well, in case you haven't noticed, times have changed.
Introducing the new Skylark.
This is the Buick that's going to change a lot of impressions about Buick.
Buick is a deal that's really making some noise.
Every time you buy a Whopper meal, you get a 16 ounce Coke Glass free.
That's a Flame Broil Whopper sandwich, medium Coca-Cola Classic, medium fries, and a Coke Glass free.
Sounds sweet, huh? Collect the whole set and you'll be seriously jammin'.
That's a mention to tasty French benefits.
I heard that.
Here, this will speed up the shopping.
Now just get what's on your list.
Tim, oh, Honey Bunches of Oats.
It's not on my list, but I thought I'd have it.
My favorite.
Honey Bunches of Oats.
Wow, what?
Honey Bunches of Oats is so delicious, it's everyone's favorite.
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It's a cereal your whole family will love.
Oh, I forgot the Honey Bunches of Oats.
I don't think that's a problem.
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Finally, a chance to get away.
Moments like this call for gold, MasterCard.
We could find a romantic hotel.
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We could sneak after the business.
Yeah, the mail, plus no card is accepted in more places at home than abroad.
Or we could take a trip to Oran, but...
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And now back to the in-laws on USA.
The in-laws starring Peter Falk and Alan Arkin will continue after this.
Tastes like a beer, cause it should, cause it's brewed like a beer, of course it's good.
Working out or working late, when you're thirsting for a break.
Let's be perfectly clear, it's what beer drinkers drink when they're not drinking beer.
O'Douls. O'Douls, the brew from Anheuser-Busch, with the alcohol naturally removed for real beer taste and only 70 calories.
Anytime and anywhere, it's what beer drinkers drink when they're not drinking beer.
Drinking beer, O'Douls.
How to give your family the moistest cake ever.
Take a cake baked with an ordinary milk and dunk it.
Or bake a cake with Duncan Hyde's Moist Deluxe Milk.
And give your family the moistest cake ever.
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In fact, this Duncan Hyde's Moist Deluxe Cake is so moist, you can save the milk for their cereal.
How to bake your moist delicious cake.
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Weekend.
No time, no briefcase, just plastic.
It all boils down to this.
No other card you can carry is accepted in more places and in more ways.
Food. At home and abroad.
I got it.
Then MasterCard.
It's the only card you need.
Rooms.
MasterCard.
Not a bad day's work.
Master the Moment.
Hammer! Hammer! Hammer!
Last night, Russ Beeler, owner of Lake Edna KFC, opened Hammer's eyes to new popcorn chicken.
Delicious, crispy, bite-sized morsel.
A whole new way to enjoy the Colonel's chicken.
Come on, Hammer!
The problem was, no one could get him to go on until the last piece was gone.
Hammer! Hammer! Hammer!
Now that's pop.
New KFC popcorn chicken.
Treat yourself for $1.99. The band just $5.99 in Lake Edna or your neck of the woods.
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And now back to the in-laws starring Alan Arkin.