Those two all beef patties.
Thomas, Thomas, Thomas and Thomas. I'll connect you.
That special sauce.
Thomas and Thomas. One moment.
McDonald's Big Mac.
The Thomas is...
It's so tempting.
Thomas!
What you want is what you get at McDonald's today.
Hi, Judy. Any calls?
Things will pick up after lunch.
Watch closely, presto.
Change-o! It's the new Kraft 100% Grated Parmesan Package.
See, unlike some other Grated toppings, Kraft now has a new snap-tight lid.
Same great taste.
Snappy new package.
These have always brought me luck.
White Diamonds, the intriguing fragrance from Elizabeth Taylor.
This Mother's Day gift set from Elizabeth Taylor's White Diamonds fragrance collection is yours for $40.
It's new.
It has no saturated fat.
New lower fat Fleischmann.
Introducing Fleischmann's Lower Fat Margarine.
So now you can lower your fat without lowering your standards.
Taste so tasty, everything it goes on.
New lower fat Fleischmann.
Lower your fat, not your standards.
New lower fat Fleischmann's was here.
Some clothes you just don't want to put in the dryer, so you hang them up to dry.
And that's the toughest test of any fabric softener.
Even Downy.
So if you think any mid-priced brand can give you the softness of Downy, put your choice on the line.
Look, those brands can leave clothes feeling stiffer after they've been line-dried.
But Downy gives your clothes a softer, fluffy feel.
Come on in to the most fluffy softness.
Come on in to Downy.
I hope I won't be a ballerina.
No one ever says, I want to be a junkie when I grow up.
Don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams.
A terminally ill loved one pleads, please let me die.
Do you have the right? A jury acquitted Dr. Jack Kvorkin.
Now hear from him in an exclusive interview and meet some extraordinary people facing this ultimate turning point.
Wednesday at 10, 9 Central.
Stay on Matlock.
Who hates you enough to frame you for murder?
When Milton Burrow guest stars.
I'm being judged by a dozen people who don't have the brains enough to get out a jury, Tootie.
The joke's on Ben.
He jumped bail?
Matlock Thursday here on ABC.
Columbo starring Peter Falk will continue in a moment.
Saturday on an all-new Commish.
One of these four people will lose their life.
It's an incredible series of events leading up to next week's season finale of the Commish.
Saturday.
Here on ABC.
I got into the program so I can teach my daughter so that I can read to her.
For free reading programs for yourself or a friend, call the literacy hotline at 1-800-323-2550.
You know, I walk down the street and read anything.
People say I don't look like a mom.
I say this is exactly how a mom should look and dress.
I shop at Mervins for clothes that make me feel attractive, comfortable, even a little sexy.
Shocking, isn't it?
And right now, Mervins has a lot of great styles on sale for under $20 apiece, even shoes,
so I don't have to pay department store prices to get what I want.
That way I look good and that's smart.
The perfect combination for a mom, if I do say so myself.
Mervins, fashion for the real world.
Right now, celebrate mom with great savings.
Fans of minor league baseball could find out tonight if the Tri-Cities is willing to support a team.
Two city councils meet tonight to consider their role as team boosters.
We'll have the latest tonight on Northwest Nightcap.
The only survivor of a mass murder in the Tri-Cities has returned as a witness.
But tonight we'll tell you why he's being kept in jail.
And we'll show you the experiment on the Snake River today, balloons attached to migrating salmon.
These stories and more tonight on Northwest Nightcap.
We'll see you at 11.
You're watching Cap35 Yakima.
Colombo continues here on ABC.
What is it about Ford Taurus that makes it America's best-selling car?
Is it the length Taurus' wagon goes to to keep your family safe?
Or the way it makes you forget you're driving a wagon while giving you everything you buy a wagon for?
Perhaps it's all these things and the fact you'd be happy to own it even if you didn't need the room.
Ford Taurus, the best-selling car in America, again.
The human body is brilliantly designed.
Your spine protects your spinal cord.
Your ribs and pelvis protect your vital organs.
But what protects your bones?
New Tums 500 calcium supplement helps protect your bones from osteoporosis.
Two Tums 500 give you a thousand milligrams of very absorbable bone-building calcium.
The human brain is brilliantly designed.
Use it. Try New Tums 500 calcium supplement.
Not that I'm slow, but I always thought signing up for a long-distance plan would require part of my brain I'm not quite familiar with yet.
But this true USA savings thing from AT&T? Cake!
As long as I spend 25 bucks a month, I can call anyone, anytime, anywhere in the US and save 20%.
And all I had to do was this. I just put it here and it went like this. Hello. Boom. Done deal.
20% richer, 20% smarter.
Your true voice.
Debbie, these shots are fabulous. Beautiful, Debbie.
Better than the last time, Tony?
Absolutely. It's my job to make sure people look good.
A few weeks ago while doing test shots with Debbie, I noticed something.
Dandruff.
So I told her about head and shoulders. You see, regular shampoos merely rinse flakes away so they could come back.
But look, head and shoulders help stop flakes from even forming. See the difference?
Yeah. Picture perfect. Head and shoulders turn dandruff problems into beautiful hair.
Fat. For years people have tried to hide it, stun it, even burn it.
Well, Skippy came up with a whole new idea. We cut it.
Introducing new Skippy Reduced Fat Peanut Butter with 30% less fat.
Plus the delicious Skippy taste you crave.
So now you can spread it, devour it, and just plain love it.
New Skippy Reduced Fat Peanut Butter. Cut the fat. Don't cut out the Skippy.
It's coming.
It's six days until the end of the world.
Something's wrong!
What did you people do?
But the end of the world is just the beginning.
TV Guy calls it the ultimate tale for the 90s.
Stephen King's The Stand. Sunday here on ABC.
Portal discretion is advised.
Holy fool, the Beast of the East meets Brocko, the best in the West.
The Chrysler Triple Crown Challenge begins with the Kentucky Derby live Saturday here on ABC.
Did you bring it?
Uh, uh, I forgot it.
Just forget it.
Next time, don't forget it, and every time make it part of the relationship.
A latex condom used consistently and correctly prevents the spread of HIV, the virus that causes AIDS, and may save your life.
The First Sign of Breast Cancer
The first sign of breast cancer isn't easy to spot.
That's why a yearly mammogram is a must, especially if you're over 50.
While you may not be able to see something this small, a mammogram can. Please call us.
Early detection is the best protection.
You put the left wire...
Why go through all this hokey pokey when there's AccuView disposable contact lenses?
Wear them about a week and throw them away. You never have to clean them.
Ask about a free trial care, and always follow your doctor's instructions.
AccuView.
If you're taking the leading prescription medicines for asthma, ulcers, or high blood pressure, and you need a pain reliever,
the one doctors recommend most is Tylenol. Not aspirin, not ibuprofen.
Talk to your doctor about Tylenol.
The new Accord EX-Q.
There's more horsepower.
Handling and comfort are perfectly balanced.
It has dual airbags and anti-lock brakes.
We've taken it about as far as you can go.
The new Accord EX-Q.
From Honda.
Look! We must be special dinosaurs!
Wow! Cause we got raisin bran?
Not just raisin bran, post-premium raisin bran.
Premium?
Means it has not just lots, but hundreds of big, plump raisins.
We'll eat them all!
And these premium flakes are whole grains weak.
We'll be big dinosaurs!
Somebody sure must think we're special.
It's small, but it's so big!
Post-premium raisin bran.
Makes everybody feel like somebody special.
You don't feel like being at the sink all day, do you?
All dishwashers are on sale from $1.99 at Sears Brands Central.
And if you get a dishwasher, you don't have to sit there scrubbing, which is not fair for you to do.
Save on all Kenmore KitchenAid GE Whirlpool and Frigidaire.
Cause your legs get tired and your arms get tired.
It's not good at all.
We'll even send you a gourmet gift from Harry and David through Saturday at Sears Brands Central.
Watched by more people than any other network.
ABC.
Stay up on Northwest Nightcast.
City Council tonight considered what positions they want to play in minor league baseball.
The only man to survive a mass murder in the Tri-Cities has returned, but he says he's afraid for his life.
Stay up. The news is next.
The Northwest has always been known for its big features.
And right now, its big savings during Ford's F-Series Super Cabs sale.
During April, you'll find a truck you'll want from over 3,000 Super Cabs in stock.
You'll find the price you'll want with up to $1,700 in factory discounts.
Your local Ford dealer will save you even more.
There never has been a better time than now to save big on the Northwest number one selling Super.