The USA movie, Big Bad Mama 2, starring Angie Dickinson, will return after this.
I'm not an actor. I'm a career police officer. And I want everyone to know about the club.
The most foolproof car theft prevention device I've ever seen. FBI statistics show that last year, one of every 43 cars was stolen or vandalized.
The club could virtually eliminate auto theft. The tempered steel club locks onto your car's steering wheel in seconds, making it practically impossible to steal.
It's highly visible, too. Car thieves see the club and keep on going. That's why over 600 police departments like mine endorse and recommend the club.
If everyone used the club, we police could forget about auto theft and spend our time dealing with more serious crimes like murder, rape, and drugs.
You can buy the club at all good stores that handle auto accessories for less than $60. Except no imitations. I recommend the club.
Thank you very much.
Mmm, Bickery Farms.
It's the nicest thing that anyone's ever done for me. My delight is such.
I'm deeply touched.
I feel the joy of Christmas has begun for me.
Thanks, Mom.
At Hickory Farms, we have hundreds of delicious gifts for Christmas, all designed with one response in mind.
Thank you very, very much.
Hickory Farms, the gift everyone loves to get.
Thank you.
If for years you've been itching to get relief from the discomfort of a dry nose,
here's some good news. Nacelle. It's not a decongestant. Nacelle's a gentle moisturizing spray that soothes away dryness.
So gentle that you can use Nacelle as often as you like. So the next time your dry nose needs soothing relief, try Nacelle moisturizing spray. It's what every dry nose has been itching for.
Coming soon on the USA World Premiere Movie, James Seymour stars in the stirring original story of a renowned pianist who transforms a boy's passion
Music is all I care about.
into a lessening love.
She's all I want to be a mother!
and a lesson in life.
The only thing that matters in life is connecting. Connecting with another human being.
It's about a woman and a young man. They're two people who are meant to be their soulmates.
James Seymour, Matters of the Heart, coming December 26th. Then USA starts the new year off with a bang.
Robert Wagner hits the big easy to update a classic thriller where crime always pays.
So is that what you are, is a hit man?
Until it becomes a labor of love.
Do you want to make love to me?
It's a very interesting character. It's a joy to get this kind of a part.
Robert Wagner, this gun for hire. Watch for original movies every Wednesday night on the USA World Premiere Movie.
They don't enforce the law, they enforce justice.
Next on Counter-Strike.
I'm almost ready to make a move on a major drug operation.
Nicky's gun deep undercover.
Rajoy and his people, they play for keeps.
Maybe he's in too deep.
Why don't you get out of here before it's too late?
Counter-Strike on USA, Saturday at 7.
For 17 years they were missing in action. Now they bring the action home, The Forgotten.
A USA World Premiere Movie tomorrow at 9.
We now return to Angie Dickinson in Big Bad Mama 2.
Big Bad Mama 2, starring Angie Dickinson, will return.
I'm not an actor. I'm a career police officer, and I want everyone to know about the club.
The most foolproof car theft prevention device I've ever seen.
FBI statistics show that last year one of every 43 cars was stolen or vandalized.
The club could virtually eliminate auto theft.
The tempered steel club locks onto your car's steering wheel in seconds, making it practically impossible to steal.
It's highly visible too. Car thieves see the club and keep on going.
That's why over 600 police departments like mine endorse and recommend the club.
If everyone used the club, we police could forget about auto theft and spend our time dealing with more serious crimes like murder, rape, and drugs.
You can buy the club at all good stores that handle auto accessories for less than $60.
Except no imitations. I recommend the club.
This is the amazing new GE Crystal Clear cordless telephone, which comes with this ingenious any-room recharge clear.
So you can recharge it in any room you like. Of course, it also has this remarkable crystal clear sound.
There. You hear it?
Of course you don't. There's virtually no static, so there's nothing to hear.
The new GE Crystal Clear cordless telephone. You have to not hear it to believe it.
Okay. All right. For you.
He's not taking any calls.
No little cinnamon gum freshens breath longer than Big Red.
So kiss a little longer, stay close a little longer.
Hold tight a little longer, longer with Big Red.
That Big Red freshness lasts right through it.
Your fresh breath goes on and on.
Why don't you chew it, say goodbye a little longer.
Make it last a little longer.
Give your breath long, lasting freshness with Big Red.
Hmm, what's this?
Donny slippers?
Of all the last-minute gifts you can buy, one's appreciated more than all the rest.
Wow. McDonald's gift certificates.
Thanks, Mom.
McDonald's for holiday fun.
I get more emotional. Why do I get this way so much?
Premenstrual syndrome. It's triggered by a complex biochemical process inside your body
and can be relieved with the right medicine.
Midol PMS, the premenstrual relief specialist.
Is she real or a deadly nightmare?
Swamp Thing on USA, Friday at 1039 30 Central.
Did you see the school bus pass there?
A bus ride home becomes a trip into terror.
Come on, let me get those hands on you.
Mommy.
Beware of the children on USA's Saturday Nightmares, Saturday at 8, 7 Central.
He's busting out.
Deafness gives way to personality.
He's busting out.
Now shut up!
The Richard Brier is busting loose on USA, Christmas Night at 9, 8 Central.
We now return to Robert Coppin, Big Bad Mama 2.
Big Bad Mama 2 will return after this.
Well, Rudolph, got enough energy to pull us through?
This is definitely one night you should test all your batteries with the new Copper Top Tester.
It quickly tells you if a battery should be replaced or go in its merry way.
The Copper Top Tester.
A little present.
Only from Duracell.
Hello.
How's that going to build?
I really miss you, Grandpa.
Hi, it's me.
Are you going to come over?
This holiday season, you can give the people who love you an invitation to call you anytime at no cost to them.
With an MCI personal 800 number.
Hi, Grandma.
To get your 800 number, just call us.
Are you going to come see me soon?
Excuse me, could you clear a little space there?
I want to tell you about GE Spacemaker products.
Like this color TV with radio or this stereo radio.
They fit right above the counter.
So you save a lot of space.
They come with AMFM radio, swivel, have clocks, timers, and even a light to help with preparation.
Or cleaning up those little spills.
They really do make time in the kitchen more enjoyable.
GE Spacemaker products.
Products that are put away even when they're working.
Coda Color Gold 100.
I see your true colors shining through.
I see your true colors.
That's why I love you.
So don't be afraid to let them show your true colors.
Coda Color Gold 100 Film.
No print film anywhere gives you truer, more accurate, more realistic colors.
True colors are beautiful.
Like a rainbow.
Buying Christmas presents for my boyfriend is one of the most impossible things ever.
I can't even think of anything that's new or different or will please him.
Catch this. It's Sports Illustrated's most exciting Christmas gift ever.
The football phone. Free with a paid subscription to SI.
I would love something like this for Christmas.
The football phone works like a regular phone.
It plugs into a standard jack and has push button dialing, on off ringer, mute button, and automatic re-dial.
I hope she orders that for Christmas for me.
And the football phone is free.
That's even better. And I don't have to go shopping for it, I hope.
What do I have to do to get this?
It's free if you get Sports Illustrated at their biggest Christmas savings ever.
A year subscription at almost 65% off the cover price.
You can be billed after the new year or you can use your credit card today.
I'll buy it for my father, my brother, and my boyfriend.
You only pay 99 cents an issue, and the subscription includes all the previews and the swimsuit issue.
Sports Illustrated. I should have thought of that a long time ago.
So mom, if you're watching, please, for once.
Don't wait. Call our toll-free number now and get Sports Illustrated at their biggest Christmas savings ever.
And get the football phone free.
I want this phone.
We now return to Big Bad Mama 2.
The USA movie Big Bad Mama 2 starring Angie Dickinson will return after this.
Ten years down the road, I'd like to be in business for myself.
I've already got my security force.
That's right, partner. We got us a lifetime contract.
Here's my part of the bargain.
Alpha. More meat protein than ten pounds of steak fortified with all the vitamins and minerals dogs need to eat well and be well, well into the future.
Now, there's something you've got to understand, Max. Security guard's supposed to be me.
Okay?
My first bout with the yeast infection taught me to use Vagisil to stop the itching, burning symptoms instantly.
I saw my gynecologist about the infection, but Vagisil cream relieved the burning and the itching.
And if Vagisil can relieve the itch of a yeast infection, Vagisil cream can stop any minor feminine itching instantly.
For feminine moisture problems, I trust Vagisil powder.
Vagisil absorbs moisture, absorbs odor, helps keep you dry, odor-free.
Vagisil feminine powder.
When one in four adults looks at dairy food, their stomach says stop.
Say no now or pay later.
Antacids aren't made for this problem called lactose intolerance, but new Dairy Ease is.
It's not an antacid, but a natural nutritional supplement that lets you comfortably digest ice cream, cheese, and milk without distress.
Enjoy dairy food as naturally as everyone else with pleasant-tasting, chewable new Dairy Ease.
Hmm, what's this?
Bunny slippers?
Of all the last-minute gifts you can buy, one's appreciated more than all the rest.
Wow!
McDonald's gift certificates.
Thanks, Mom.
McDonald's for holiday fun.
That'll be a charge.
We interrupt this purchase for a reminder.
The Discover Card actually pays you cash back for every charge.
Ho ho ho!
No, it's a gift, Santa.
It pays to discover.
Buying Christmas presents for my boyfriend is one of the most impossible things ever.
I can't even think of anything that's new or different or will please him.
Catch this. It's Sports Illustrated's most exciting Christmas gift ever, the football phone, free with a paid subscription to SI.
I would love something like this for Christmas.
The football phone works like a regular phone. It plugs into a standard jack and has push-button dialing, on-off ringer, mute button, and automatic re-dial.
I hope she orders that for Christmas for me.
And the football phone is free.
That's even better, and I don't have to go shopping for it, I hope. What do I have to do to get this?
It's free if you get Sports Illustrated at their biggest Christmas savings ever.
A year's subscription at almost 65% off the cover price.
You can be billed after the New Year or you can use your credit card today.
I'll buy it for my father, my brother, and my boyfriend.
You only pay 99 cents an issue, and the subscription includes all the previews and the swimsuit issue.
Sports Illustrated, I should have thought of that a long time ago.
Mom, if you're watching, please, for once.
Don't wait. Call our toll-free number now and get Sports Illustrated at their biggest Christmas savings ever and get the football phone free.
I want this phone.
We now return to Angie Dickinson in Big Bad Mama 2.