I'm always looking for the action.
Finding the right moment.
The right shot, the best angle.
I need something
to capture my attention.
I need the right motivation.
Hey, how can I not get inspired
with these new chicken McNuggets from McDonald's?
Now made with white meat, they're so good
it's hard for me to stay focused.
McDonald's!
McDonald's!
I'm loving it!
Hitman Jimmy the Tulip is sensitive.
I just vacuumed this rug.
I need your help.
Oz is scared.
You're afraid of everything, Oz.
That is so not true.
You are in it with Oz.
Laszlo is mad.
There's him.
And Jill is glad.
Why don't we go out and kill somebody tonight?
Well, I don't know.
Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry, The Whole 10 Yards.
Rated BG13. Starts Friday, April 9th.
Life is a work of art.
Unless you have allergy eyes.
Itchy, red, watery.
You may need an allergy eye drop.
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There's only one way to get it.
You can't just go to the dentist.
You can't just go to the dentist.
You can't just go to the dentist.
You can't just go to the dentist.
You can't just go to the dentist.
You can't just go to the dentist.
You can't just go to the dentist.
You can't just go to the dentist.
You have to do this.
And you're so worried about your eye.
It still feels good.
Just feel relief.
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Wait 10 minutes before putting in contact lenses.
Ask your doctor about adding a drop.
Patinal. Relief is in sight.
That's great about this, Bessat.
No, what?
I'm just kidding that time.
Well, I'm with you now.
Want to find out what makes a Volkswagen a Volkswagen?
Come drive it. You'll get it.
Introducing new Trident Cool Rush Gum with sparkling flavor crystals.
Can these five dentists handle the intense tingly clean feeling?
Ooh.
Intense?
Maybe a little too intense.
New Trident Cool Rush. Can you handle the intense tingly clean feeling?
Kevin Hart's life in Malibu crumbled.
Now he's in for a big dose of reality from his family in Philly.
I just go watch the real world or something.
He thinks we have cable.
If you want to watch the real world, you got to look out the window, boy.
The Big House premieres Friday, part of TGIF on ABC.
At the end of my shower, the water got all cold. You might want to get that checked out.
Friday, a suicide victim leaves a note that could destroy the DA's marriage and his career.
I'm suppressing it as a sensitive document.
And that's just for starters.
The show that's called Great and a masterpiece will keep you guessing till the end.
What is in that note?
An all-new DA, ABC Friday, 10, 9 Central.
Don't miss Toyota's nationwide sales event with legendary quality, incredible selection and values.
Hey, what's not to like?
Hey!
Drink coffee?
Look how it stains your teeth.
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The Texas chainsaw massacre.
You can die.
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The ultimate beginning and ending is a DVD you'll never forget.
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You know what, dude? I've had just about enough of you.
I practically carried you up this mountain.
Yeah, right.
You forgot the water bottle.
Say one more thing and you'll do what?
I swear I'll see what you got, mountain boy.
Come on, bring it, come on.
You see, that's what we need around here, teamwork.
Nobody succeeds unless everybody succeeds.
Motivational posters and everything else you need to do your thing at Office Max.
Hello, ladies.
New York Giants quarterback Jesse Palmer is the new Bachelor,
and he's making a play for these 25 ladies.
But this time, it's a whole new game because one of them is his spy.
One girl will tell the Bachelor everything.
The Bachelor two-hour premiere next Wednesday at 9, 8 Central on ABC.
Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital will continue in a moment on ABC.
Well, of course she didn't take it very well.
She's all bummed out, trying to get me to stay.
It's just not working out.
But you know, I got to move on.
Look, it's over. I'm switching to Quest Wireless, baby.
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You've got to love that.
I hate breaking their hearts like that.
What's going on here?
We like to call it our spirit of service in action.
Steve Hahn has the largest inventory of certified pre-owned Volswagens
in Central Washington.
A CPO Volkswagen is as close to new as you can get.
Certified pre-owned Volswagens share the same lot as new cars.
All CPOs come with a two-year, 24,000-mile limited warranty,
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Why Michael is in D.C. plus how Martha Stewart will survive in jail
and from friends...
Must see him in Dirt Anywhere!
...next D.T.
A bleacher collapses during an assembly at West Valley High School,
but luckily no one was hurt,
and that's because the school created the mock drill
to see how it would handle a real disaster.
A large number of Native American teens smoke,
but some actually just do it out of cultural habit.
And the West Valley will soon have more protection against fires starting tomorrow.
Six more full-time firefighters will be protecting the area.
All this and more is coming up tonight, only at 11.
Permanent Exteriors, we don't get paid till your home improvement's been made.
Dinner!
Hi, Jackie. What's up?
It's different for people with acid reflux disease,
because you know the heartburn's gonna nail ya,
and over time, all the more so for the kids.
You know the heartburn's gonna nail ya, and over time,
all that acid could rip at your esophagus.
Next time, Nexium, the healing purple pill.
For many, one prescription Nexium daily not only gets rid of heartburn,
more importantly, it also heals acid reflux erosions,
and healing is such a great feeling.
Other serious stomach conditions may still exist.
Talk to your doctor.
The most common side effects of Nexium are headache, diarrhea, and abdominal pain.
Don't let acid reflux eat at you.
Next time, ask your doctor about Nexium.
I'll take that.
Because healing is such a great feeling.
Give me the rundown.
The number one action DVD is...
The Rundown.
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Introducing Subway Fresh Salads.
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You could have a dash panel made from the same steel as every other truck.
Or from the quiet steel.
Found only in the new Ford F-150.
The choice is yours.
This...
Or this.
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Only this truck earned the right to be the 2004 Motor Trend Truck of the Year.
If you haven't looked at Ford lately, look again.
I'll take that.
Here's news for people with acid reflux disease.
Across America, doctors who specialize in acid reflux disease have switched more patients to the purple pill, Nexium,
than to any other prescription of its kind.
The most common side effects of Nexium are headache, diarrhea, and abdominal pain.
Other serious stomach conditions may still exist.
Is switching to Nexium right for you, too?
Ask your doctor today.
Next time, Nexium.
Coming to ABC Monday night, Jesus and all.
Peter Jennings takes you on an exhilarating journey to the very beginnings of Christianity.
That's quite unbelievable.
Jesus and all. A three-hour world television event, Monday night at 8, 7 Central.
It's Nick and Jessica.
Our very first variety show.
America's favorite Lullyweds are coming to ABC.
Bones!
All the singing, all the dancing, and a visit from Jessica's old friend.
That's whack.
Oh, cry me a river, Tiny JT.
The Nick and Jessica Variety Hour. Sunday, April 11th on ABC.
Memorial. The nonprofit hospital at the heart of our community.
Watch local news at 6 on CapTV, then get something extra at 6.30.
I'm Dana Devin. Extra delivers the stars and entertainment news.
Weeknights at 6.30 right here on Cap ABC.
Read the journals of Eleanor Trues.
My investigation of the Kingdom Hospital incident.
Now available wherever books are sold.
Stay tuned for your late local news here on ABC.
One week from tomorrow at 9, 8 Central.
Kingdom comes to Thursdays.
Do you solemnly swear allegiance to our kingdom?
With even more evil, more danger, more mystery.
Help me!
The rest of the wicked could be fined.
At all-new Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital, ABC.
One week from tomorrow, 9, 8 Central.
Viewer discretion in progress.