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Oh.
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Rose, who is it?
Vank is...
I got married.
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For David Franks, every day is a fight.
We will not abandon our principles out of fear.
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You're not gonna put this woman on trial for murder and then have her found not guilty.
And what is wrong.
I was gonna walk, and that's your fault.
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Sir?
If you're shipping internationally, you gotta use FedEx.
Brilliant, Al.
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So then I said, if you're shipping internationally, you gotta use FedEx.
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That's what deal these guys.
If you're shipping internationally, you gotta use FedEx.
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That's what I told them.
And I think we all remember the time when Al here said...
If you're shipping internationally, you've gotta use FedEx.
Honey, would you be a deer and pick up your brother?
Faster?
Brother, soccer six.
Good.
What on earth could you and your grandma be talking about for three minutes?
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Wednesday at 10-9 Central, a doctor and a psychic join forces.
What did you see, Dr. Hook?
I'm not sure.
As the mystery of Kingdom Hospital comes to life, a lost soul reaches out.
Look at me.
And an evil awakens.
Help me.
On an old Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital, ABC Wednesday, 10-9 Central.
Fast primetime's John Quinones, undercover.
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Living with genital herpes can be a hassle.
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My days are mine, and that's the way it should be.
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This Sunday, a lawyer takes control of the practice.
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Your firm.
But the battle has just begun.
What's happening now is the beginning of a war.
William Shatner guest stars in an all-new practice after an all-new alias, ABC Sunday.
NYPD Blue will be right back here on ABC.
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Simon's filling AI secrets.
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We have the lost tape of John Peter Lewis next extra.
Extra, extra.
This is a CAP ABC special report.
Good evening, I'm Janice Miller.
At this hour, authorities continue their search for two-year-old Crystal Quanis of Walla Walla.
An Amber Alert was issued in Quanis' disappearance nearly three hours ago.
Authorities say Crystal was taken by her father, 32-year-old Ernesto Quanis.
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Quanis is believed to be headed to Woodburn, Oregon, or to California.
Anyone with information should contact the Walla Walla County Sheriff's Office.
You'll find more on this story tonight at 11.
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Carl wanted to go for a...
So just when I'm thinking, isn't there a car out there I could get excited about?
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There's this other car with all this stuff.
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Wednesday at 10, 9 Central, a doctor and a psychic join forces.
What did you see, Dr. Hook?
I'm not sure.
The mystery of Kingdom Hospital comes to life.
Help me!
At all new Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital, ABC Wednesday, 10, 9 Central.
Mark Camacho believes in justice.
What do you want from this woman?
What? The truth would be a good start.
But in the office of L.A.'s district attorney...
I'm following the facts wherever they lead me.
Just believing...
I am trying to prove you're innocent and you won't help me.
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Dad, there's a fish in the shower!
You're freaking out my daughter.
Sorry, man. I was just trying to make a point.
So what's your point?
Have you taken a good look at the shower lately, man?
It's gross.
And you're letting the girl shower in here.
Disgusting.
So what do I do?
See those guys at Bill's Plumbing Supply.
Man, they're so gross.
I'm going to have to get rid of them.
See those guys at Bill's Plumbing Supply.
Man, they got all the answers.
New shower doors and walls, all that stuff.
And you call yourself a dad.
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