The all-new Subaru Legacy has the traction to turn a winter storm into a day at the beach.
And the day at the beach, well, Subaru all-wheel drive is the ultimate safety feature.
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Today's woman wants to keep things simple.
That's why Advanced Home Pregnancy Test introduces One Easy Step Advanced.
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This insert is what some women use for yeast infections.
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The number one recommendation of doctors.
Listen, it's a credit card. It does not make you a superhero.
Actually, maybe it does. I mean, no card is more accepted on the planet, so you can use it for practically anything, like plane tickets.
So you could fly like a superhero, or at the hospital, so you'd have x-ray vision.
And you can use it to get cash at ATMs all over.
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So maybe MasterCard could make you a superhero.
All you need now is a secret identity.
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Roll, Chuck.
My class projects dinners and a mom's momentum.
Joey, I'm serving Kraft macaroni and cheese.
Cut. It's cheese and macaroni.
Okay, take two.
If it's the cheesiest, why isn't it Kraft cheese and macaroni?
Chlorox Automatic.
It's like cleaning your toilet with Chlorox bleach every time you flush.
This bench gets a professional finish with Krylon spray paint.
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The other brand's still tacky. Whoa! What a game.
Good game, Mr. Euker.
He's a lot tougher than he looks.
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Good night, Ben-Ace. Good night, Mitzi.
It's roaringly comic raves Rolling Stone.
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, rated R.
Starts Friday at Select Theatre.
We will return to Stella, starring John Goodman on the USA movie.
Reason number two, to run to McDonald's,
the cheeseburger extra value meal. Hot, tempting, juicy cheeseburgers,
large, crispy golden fries, and ice and coke, all just $2.99.
$2.99. Keep listening for more reasons to choose McDonald's.
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They're all angels, but boy, do they make a mess.
In my classroom, I have a cabinet full of brawny.
Those thirst pockets do the trick.
Spill after spill, day after day. At times, I lose it.
Sometimes I'd like them to absorb the kids.
Only brawny has thirst pockets.
Each two-ply sheet has hundreds of them,
making brawny remarkable at soaking up spills.
Brawny gets to the mess before the mess gets to you.
Now brawny also comes 100% recycled.
No cop thinks it will happen to him.
Give me the gun.
Now Chris and Rita's world may never be the same.
Don't move me.
Don't miss the all-new season premiere of Silk Stockings only on USA.
Monday, September 12th.
You've got to have a current championship under your belt
to tee off for this elite event.
Winners only compete at the fabled Firestone Country Club.
For the MEC World Series of Golf on USA.
Tomorrow and Friday at 4.
We continue with Stella starring John Goodman on USA.
Hiya, Stella.
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Starts behind the eyes, goes behind the head.
I guess they're stress headaches.
I get them right here.
My head is just getting tighter.
You're clenching your teeth.
My daughter does help contribute to my headache.
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Okay, it's fixed.
You sure?
It looks a little strange.
No, I've done this before.
Watch.
Just when you really need it, it's Service Star's Good Neighbor Sale going on now at
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Some of us need it bad, real bad.
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We will return to Stella starring Bette Midler on the USA movie.
If your family loves Velveeta shells and cheese, maybe they're ready for a twist.
Velveeta Rotini and Cheese with Broccoli.
The creamiest with rotini pasta and tender broccoli.
It's the creamiest.
Velveeta Rotini and Cheese with Broccoli.
Reason number three to race to McDonald's.
The Quarter Pounder with Cheese Extra Value Meal.
A hot steaming Quarter Pounder with cheese.
Love it.
The Quarter Pounder with Cheese Extra Value Meal.
A hot steaming Quarter Pounder with cheese.
Large crispy golden fries.
An icy Coke.
All just $2.99.
$2.99.
Just one more reason to choose McDonald's.
Cold-filtered Miller Genuine Draft.
The Cold One.
Don't you suck me, baby.
For those who've discovered its secret, it's the Cold One.
The Cold One.
The Cold One.
The Cold One.
The Cold One.
The Cold One.
The Cold One.
The Cold One.
The Cold One.
The Cold One.
The Cold One.
The Cold One.
The Cold One.
The Cold One.
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For those who've discovered its smooth draft taste, the world is a very cool place.
So get out of the old, and get into the cold.
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We continue with Stella starring Marsha Mason on USA.
Day two.
Details, details, details.
They think of everything.
After a day of sightseeing, Royal Caribbean had iced tea and juices waiting for us at the dock.
Back on the ship, an artist was carving an ice sculpture for the midnight buffet.
That kind of attention to detail seems not the exception but the rule.
We could all learn something from the way they do business at Royal Caribbean.
You've got some Royal Caribbean coming.
Paint it right, puts up a fight, stays so bright.
Beautiful sight, pure delight.
Dynamite, scrubs up right, excite.
Weather tight, feels so right.
Black and white, color bright.
Holds on tight, a lasting sight.
For a finished sample, quick, blue sights bright.
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The Brita water filtering pitcher.
To operate, turn on the tap.
The tap water flows through Brita's replaceable filter.
Copper and lead are dramatically reduced, chlorine taste and odor virtually eliminated.
But even if you don't remember how Brita works, you'll never forget how Brita tastes.
Available at Montgomery Ward and Service Merchandise.
At Chevron, we know no matter how hot that car looks, the wrong gasoline can make your performance fizzle.
May we suggest Chevron Supreme with Tecraline.
A simple way to help fire up your performance.
Chevron. Simply smarter.
We will return to Stella, starring John Goodman on the USA movie.
It's the cheesiest white cheddar man!
Introducing our newest, cheesiest Kraft mild white cheddar macaroni and cheese.
Join me for lunch, Super Son?
Kraft cheese and macaroni, now in mild white cheddar.
Reason number four.
The race to McDonald's.
The McChicken Extra Value Meal.
A hot, tender McChicken sandwich.
Large, crispy golden fries.
An icy Coke.
All just $2.99. $2.99.
Another irresistible reason to choose McDonald's.
Clorox Automatic.
It's like cleaning your toilet with Clorox bleach every time you flush.