You were drinking gungy water trying to blow my head, Wilbert Billy woman.
Stop and lay my money down.
Well if you don't stop it babe, find yourself sleeping in the ground.
Looks like we've got a couple of love birds.
The new hot fresh toasted subs are here like the chicken bacon ranch toasted hot inside and out subway. Eat fresh.
I can't believe you won't let me go to the party because it's parents won't be there. Every single one of my friends is going to be there.
What you don't trust me? Why? Even Tommy's parents will let him go.
We know it's not easy.
Look, no parents, no party.
But you can make a difference.
This is bogus.
Because without trusted adults around kids are more likely to use drugs and alcohol.
Tommy, no, didn't work with my dad either.
For support visit the antidrug.com.
One of the reasons we play so well on the road is because we have a team mom.
And then what happened?
John Elway drove 98 yards.
She definitely cares about what we eat.
Ooh, Miss McNabb, Miss McNabb.
Yeah, keep driving.
For away games, she loves giving us campus chunky super microwaveable bowls.
She makes the road feel like home.
Campus chunky, it fills you up right.
Hey.
Hi.
Is this some sort of family meeting?
Then why are we sitting here?
It's called dinner.
Together.
Oh, yeah.
Your family deserves a real meal.
How about 10 freshly cooked pieces of KFC original recipe chicken,
two homestyle sides and four biscuits for $15.99.
And don't forget the honey barbecue and new spicy barbecue wins.
Bring back dinner from KFC.
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Warning, starting February 26th, Spike TV makes Saturday the most explosive night of the week with Slammin' Saturday Nights.
Programming may contain choke holds, car traction, explosions and laptop air guns.
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Slam Saturday Night starts February 26th at 7 only on Spike TV.
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Tim was having enough trouble being a dad.
No!
But on February 18th, while mommy's away,
Hey, Otis.
What's this?
Baby Albie will play.
My son is bouncing off the walls.
Otis will have his day.
Jamie Kennedy, son of the mask.
How are you and Albie doing?
We're doing fine.
Rated PG.
Starts Friday, February 18th.
Imagine if we, Caribbean, took life as seriously as the rest of the world.
You're 43 seconds late.
According to my watch, I am not late.
You're late.
And I am late because you are late.
You're a whole minute late.
Not that I watch. Hurry up, my fish is sick.
I am running late for my meet you. Give me road rage.
If we took life as seriously as this, then we would never have invented Malibu.
Maybe the finest Caribbean rum, Malibu, and seriously easy going.
Oh man, it's total gridlock.
This Friday, discover.
Hitch.
Hitch.
What everyone's talking about.
It's really necessary.
Have you seen your back?
Will Smith is.
Funny and charming and.
Hitch, rated PG-13.
You were drinking gungy water trying to blow my head.
Will the silly woman stop and lay my money down.
Well, if you don't stop it, baby.
Find yourself sleeping in the ground.
I sensed you and your dog were coming.
OK, sure.
I'm just here to.
Just sell me a barks root beer.
No, no, no, to tell you.
Tell me how much it cost.
I'm just here to tell you that barks has bite.
I knew it.
I knew that.
I did not see that coming.
Boxers, briefs.
No.
Thong.
Commando.
The Netscape Internet Service lets me choose if I want to have their unlimited access for just nine ninety five.
So does Net Zero.
And Netscape lets me have Web Accelerator for free with their nine ninety five plan.
Net Zero charges fourteen ninety five for their service with Web Accelerator.
What do you get with Net Zero?
I'm a Netscape guy.
Right now, Netscape gives you free Web Accelerator to surf up to five times faster.
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That's over 50 percent more.
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Tonight, not tomorrow night, we've got our buddies Michael Imperioli and Vincent Corotola from The Soprano stopping by.
And we're going to be playing the ponies here in the Casino Cinema.
So check us out.
Make sure you do.
Don't make me laugh.
What'd you get?
You were drinking gungey water trying to blow my head.
Will it kill me, woman? Stop and lay my money down.
Well, if you don't stop it, baby.
I know self sleeping in the ground.
When the Soprano nine three sports sedan received a double best pick crash test rating from the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety, it wasn't just an honor.
It was a first.
The nine three sports sedan, the first double best pick rating for a car ever.
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Last night, a young woman was attacked and killed.
A random accident has unleashed an ancient curse.
Ever since the other night, things have been happening, things I can't explain.
From the master of terror, Wes Craven.
Allie, you all right in there?
Something more horrible than they've ever believed...
You've been cursed.
...have become more terrorized than they've ever imagined.
It could be anywhere.
...2013, Friday, February 25th.
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The new double pastrami burger from Carl's Jr.
Because delis don't have drive-thrus.
I know self sleeping in the ground.
The crying, it's a good thing.
It's a very good thing.
A Valentine's Day gift from Kay means every diamond is hand selected to match beautifully.
You're still crying.
I'm still happy.
Every kiss begins with Kay.
Are you meeting up with Jenny?
Let me check.
Hey Jenny, it's me.
Hold on, there's somebody on my other line.
Hello?
Looks like it's time to sign up for the new family share plan from Verizon Wireless.
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Scent is the strongest sense tied to memory.
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Imagine if we Caribbean took life as seriously as the rest of the world.
We need to focus on customer service.
Can I have a melon please?
What sort of melon do you want?
Don't you have a regular melon?
Could I purchase a melon?
Take it to your number.
Excuse me please, I would like to buy this melon.
That melon is for this clip of us only sir.
I just want to buy a melon.
If we took life as seriously as this, we'd never have invented a new way to enjoy Malibu.
Now available in pineapple or mango.
Malibu. Made with the finest Caribbean rum.
It's seriously easy going.
Blocking new viruses? That's just mean.
I like my email covered and the rest of my computer totally naked.
I like virus protection that updates every 76 years or so.
Like Haley's comment.
My computer is the nudist. Who am I to judge?
I only want protection from old computer viruses.
You know, the classics.
Now see, my email is protected. My computer is vulnerable.
And that's the way I like it.
Hello new computer virus.
Hello.
Come on in.
Okay.
Nostradamus made no mention of new viruses.
So I'm cool.
Millions of Americans are just asking for a computer virus.
Because they're not nearly as protected as they think they are.
I'm a tourist, so I'm like totally open to new computer viruses.
I'd like a virus that makes my computer freeze up like a banana daiquiri.
That's why America Online now gives our members virus protection
that works for your whole computer.
Not just email. Absolutely free.
That's nice.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Awesome.
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Living with genital herpes can be a hassle.
Each outbreak felt like it took days out of my life.
So I talked to my doctor and found out about Valtrex.
Just one pill a day helps reduce the number of outbreaks.
In fact, I've been outbreak free for almost a year.
It's a brand new day.
In a one year clinical study among people with genital herpes who took Valtrex,
at six months, over half were outbreak free.
After one year, a third were outbreak free.
I don't want to lose my days.
I want to spend them how I want to.
It's a brand new day.
There is no cure for herpes.
Even with treatment it may be possible to spread herpes.
Valtrex may not prevent all recurrences.
To avoid a potentially serious complication,
tell your doctor if your immune system is not normal
because of bone marrow or kidney transplant or advanced HIV disease.
Common side effects are headache, nausea and abdominal pain.
Ask your doctor if daily Valtrex is ready for you.
My days are mine. And that's the way it should be.
It's a brand new day.
Tonight, not tomorrow night,
we've got our buddies Michael Imperioli and Vincent Courtauld
from The Soprano stopping by.
And we're going to be playing the ponies here in the Casino Cinema Show.
Check us out.
I don't like ponies.