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The Ramsey's reply.
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Look out on the sound of that, take one.
Should I go?
One more night
I can feel it coming into every night
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Sweet dreams, sweet ideas
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Join me, live by your request.
Step out of the ordinary
And begin your escape.
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The best crime of all time.
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Bill Collins, sound like take one.
Should I go?
One more night
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
Hey, take me home
We'll just stay in the hospital
Catch the Wheel, Bill Collins, live by request, Thursday at 8.
Join me, and I'll play your request.
Have you read this? It's the Constitution.
It was the merger of the two largest railroads in America.
And it touched everyone.
But when the last spike was driven into the last tie,
America was officially open for business.
And now, it's happening again.
A new and critical link has been forged.
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With capacity so vast, it can carry all the data traffic of all the other carriers combined
to more places around the world than any other network.
Introducing MCI Worldcom.
Now the world is officially open for business.
Tomorrow on Biography
Bill Gates is not a brutal guy.
He just needs to win.
The computer king who plays for keeps.
But did he crush the competition with a Microsoft monopoly?
Software Sultan Bill Gates on an all-new biography.
Tomorrow at 8 Eastern, 9 Pacific on A&E.
Multiple sclerosis randomly attacks the nervous system.
So you never know what life will be like from one day to the next.
After 50 years, we're closer than ever to a cure.
Help us find it.
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1-800-SUCCESS was the best call we ever made.
Just like my father always says, you can do anything you set your mind to,
but you can't do it alone.
He's right.
Sex for sale.
I would call myself a legend girl.
An inside look at the world's oldest profession.
At least $10,000 a week.
The Red Light District on Inside Story.
Tomorrow at 9 Eastern, 10 Pacific on A&E.
An A&E special presentation.
They just wanted to make their children's lives better.
Italians in America.
October 11th at 9 Eastern, 10 Pacific on A&E.
In the criminal justice system.