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If tomorrow never comes.
Turn up the music and turn down the lights.
Will she know how much I love her.
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It was the night that Willie Hyde wrote the comic.
Kevin.
I've been talking to you for about the last 10 miles.
You haven't heard a word I said.
Why don't you just forget about her?
I know, I'm sorry, man.
You really ought to.
I just, I've been thinking and thinking about her and you know what?
I think I don't want to go back.
Go back?
Yeah.
No, please.
I want to go back.
Oh no, let's not go back.
Uh oh.
Oh no.
Are you kidding me?
You didn't fill it up?
Well, well, I didn't, but.
Anderson, why didn't you fill it up?
Well, you've got the credit card.
I was trying to find some barbecue.
I've got to give you the credit card.
You know, what am I, the road manager now too?
Oh Anderson, I can't believe you.
Do you know how long it's been since I ran out of gas?
Probably since the last time you were down in Oklahoma.
The last time I was traveling with you.
That's what it was.
The last time.
This is definitely the last time you in there hitting the road, Jack.