You've got to have an ace in the hole, a little secret that nobody knows.
No matter what you do, no matter where you go, you've got to have an ace in the hole.
Yesterday's motor oils aren't the answer.
Today what's required is a motor oil specifically formulated to virtually eliminate sludge.
Havilland motor oil fights sludge, protects engines.
In a civilized society, a personal grooming lab can result in a modified loft of station
for the booze one to emanate the proper air.
But with Rheingard's four stick, one gets maximum protection.
And with a plethora of Ambrosio aeromatics, it is virtually impossible to pick up the wrong scent.
Well, off to the Foxes.
Rheingard's four stick.
Anything left will be uncivilized.
I heard from an old student.
I'm a Brian McKenna. Smart kid.
Good ball player. Great hands.
When's he going to college?
Oh, too bad.
Studying aviation electronics.
You said in the Navy. Then?
College.
The Navy College Fund. $25,000 for your college education.
Today's high-tech Navy.
Like I said, I'm a smart kid.
Oh, speed ahead.
Monday, what's the doctor's secret love potion?
Rhinox report.
Small doses of which have been known to quadruple Steve Garvey family.
And all new Dr. Doctors.
Well, here are the standings after 270 of...
The product.
The vehicle.
The testing ground.
The result.
STP oil precute is the edge.
I've tried it. Now I believe it.
Denerex tingle tells me it's doing more.
Head and shoulders, no tingle.
Both have dandruff medicine, but Denerex has both an extra anti-itch medicine and conditioner, too.
Goodbye, head and shoulders.
Hello, Denerex.
Anybody who knows anything about four-wheel drive can tell you about Ford's test drive.
The standard system on this Ford Ranger.
And it lets you go in and out of four-wheel drive on the fly, just like pushing a button on the dash.
Ford Ranger, number one, for all the right reasons.
So why mess around with some clumsy four-mounted shift?
Like Chevy has?
When you can just push a button.
Now get 6.9 financing for up to 48 months or a thousand dollar cash bonus on Ford Ranger.
All the phone cords that bind, that hold your small business back.
Now AT&T can set you free with the first cordless phone specifically designed for business.
The multi-line Merman Cordless.
It works with AT&T's small business phone systems, so you don't have to lose any quality to gain your freedom.
Set your business free.
Call 1-800-MERLIN-ATT for the new Merman Cordless.
This is CBS.
It's the steal of the century at your nearest Burger Ranch.
Hey, those are mine.
Get a delicious Banded Burger with Washington-grown beef, pickles, tomato, cheese, and special sauce for only 99 cents.
Only 99 cents for a Banded Burger. It's almost like stealing.
Buy a bag of Banded Burgers today. Only 99 cents each at Burger Ranch.
Time has run out on winter merchandise.
It's Big R's final winter blowout sale. Winter merchandise must go now. Get a Big R's final winter blowout sale now.
When I was your age, my mama asked me if I wanted to be a secret friend to a family that was out of work.
Secret friend?
Every week we sneak over and leave a stack of grooms to be on their front porch.
Yeah.
Do you keep a secret?
Yeah.
Family values. Pass them on. Your children need them now more than ever.
From the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Get ready for Cosby.
It is played on one of the PGH's most feared and revered courses.
Live from the City of Angels, the Nissan Los Angeles Open, next weekend.
Budweiser presents What's Your Call?
In football, too, Budweiser's quarterback committed a key fumble in the final second.
Incredibly, the fumble was advanced some 45 yards until a Bud player recovered the ball and Bud lights Enzo.
Was this a legal touchdown?
In the BFL, the Budweiser football league, and the final two minutes of a playoff game, anything goes.
This was a legal touchdown. If that was your call, this Bud's for you.
There's a motor oil that says it's engineered for today's smaller cars, like sports cars.
But is that motor oil the first choice of the members of the Sports Car Club of America?
No.
Valvoline is the first choice of the members of the Sports Car Club of America.
Valvoline makes the highest quality motor oil recommended by any automobile manufacturer.
People who know use Valvoline.
Three years ago at this time, I introduced you to the tragic story of Mike Helms.
He was a collegiate star with money of promise.
Had help with a great shooter.
But his career path was blocked by drugs.
Today Mike Helms is finished serving his time.
Five years behind bars at this correctional facility.
Now with the support of his family, he is quietly making a difficult transition back into society.
Saying clean is the toughest thing I've ever done, but I'm going to make it.
And I'm going to try to reach out to young people and help them avoid the same pitfalls that I have.
Hard hitting is causing me and Bob to fly. Cause death to manly.
Given another shot, Mike Helms is staging one of the greatest comebacks the game has ever seen.
Where there's help, there's hope.
The madness is coming in March.
Ford Thunderbird.
A perfect car for a nice Sunday drive.
Now get 6.9 financing for up to 48 months or a thousand dollar cash bonus on Ford Thunderbird.
The engines have developed much more horsepower over the last few years.
Race engines have changed with the development of better quality metal.
The lubrication end of it now is much more critical.
The oils that you used to use would form the buildups now. The sludge for instance.
Now you have to have oils that are specially formulated.
Cavalins, superior grade, fights sludge, protects engines.
The same battery that has started all Daytona 500 winners since 1978.
Also starts millions of cars all over America every day.
Die hard. More power when you need it most.
You know what's special about this STP sniper gun protection?
It's the eccentric molecular structural units which form linear polymorphic bonding sites at a long set of induced atmospheric propulsion.
In other words, it'll make your car look real good when you shoot it.
Son of a gun. What a difference.
The Italians lust for anything American.
So in cars, Tonio Ligari prefers an American one.
And of all the ways to a woman's heart, he chooses the American way.
Cool, clean, old spice.
Number one in America.
Number one in the world.
Only one deodorant in the world has so many odor fighting ingredients.
With the cool, clean scent of old spice.
I miss you.
That's why we say the best tires in the world have Goodyear written all over them.
The next time your car is in the shop, remember,
frame oil filters protect your engine better because they stop more dirt the first time through than any other filter.
Fran, you can pay a little now or a lot later.
Man, what a day.
I'm sure he's a vacation.
Yeah, I'd like to be right in here.
Ice cold, bud?
Hey, maybe tomorrow we should bring the boss.
Nah.
One top motor oil announces one top guarantee.
The Quaker State 250,000 mile or 10 year guarantee.
Register your new car at a participating service center.
Then use only Quaker State.
Have oil and filter changed as directed at a service center.
And if any lubricated engine part suffers an oil related breakdown, within 250,000 miles or 10 years, you're covered.
Quaker State guarantees it in writing.
The big Q is one top motor oil.
I couldn't imagine owning anything but a pickup.
And from what I know about hauling stuff, I couldn't imagine owning anything but a big Ford.
You see, this Ford's got a longer deeper box that can handle a bigger payload than any Chevy at the time.
The big Ford pickup.
Number one for all the right reasons.
Maybe that's why more folks drive Fords than any other truck.
Now get 6.9 financing for up to 48 months or $750 cash bonus on Ford F-Series.
The product.
The vehicle.
The testing ground.
The result.
STP oil treatment is the edge.
It's powerful.
A new kind of protection.
Speed stick deodorant sport talc.
Made just for a man.
New Speed Stick Sport Talc.
Powerful all day protection.
Five minutes.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
Fire.
Christmas.
You know the difference between the AC Delco parts that go into race cars and the ones that go into your car?
There isn't any.
If you want to win, run with a winner.
If you thought you had to give up comfort to get a close shave, Norelco says, think again.
Their revolutionary shaving system shaves skin close in a way that's incredibly comfortable.
The hair enters the chamber.
The patented lift and cut system lifts each hair and holds it a split second before a blade cuts it so it's possible to shave skin close without the blade even touching the skin.
The lift and cut shaving system from Norelco.
We made close comfortable.
It's a miracle at City Mall.
Look, in the paper cleaves, it's the image of the blessed virgin.
How does a Ford get around so fast?
We'll be right back.