The school supply thing.
I know.
But until the school budget catches up, I really don't see any other way.
The kids really need those supplies.
It's just, it's really starting to add up.
I didn't become a teacher for the money, Steven.
We're just going to have to watch how we spend.
There are thousands of teachers who reach into their own pockets to buy supplies for
their students.
So to help, Office Depot is crediting 5% of your back to school purchase to the school
of your choice.
That's for Arlington Elementary School?
Sure.
Thanks.
Office Depot, helping schools take care of business.
Stop!
You didn't dial 1-800-COLLECT, did you?
What's the difference?
Exercise your brain.
1-800-COLLECT saves the people you call at least a buck or two.
Thanks.
Here, I'll get that.
1-800-COLLECT, save a buck or two.
When Ben Crenshaw and Steve Elkington have a day off, they love to go for a drive.
You can too, because now, in honor of the Buick Open, get $400 Buick Golf Gimmie Cash
on LeSabre and Century for a total of $1,900 cash back on the award-winning $2,000 LeSabre.
Add a total of $2,400 in cash and option package discounts on the Century 2000 Special Edition.
Hurry, the $400 golf offer ends August 31st.
Don't miss it.
See your Buick dealer today.
I could hardly wait to spend my vacation with Aunt Laura.
She knew just everything.
What you need to build a playhouse, how to make things grow, and that nature always makes
a fresh new start.
And she always stuck some Milkfuls in my pockets.
These candies with a delicious milky filling.
How I enjoyed that flavor.
And nowadays, when I send my little Anna there, I know she will have a wonderful time too,
because it's the simple things that make life so rich.
Milkfuls, simply enjoy.
Younger looking skin from a body wash?
Yes, from the leading skincare brand, Olay Daily Renewal Moisturizing Body Wash.
It's age-defying, so your skin is younger looking, firmer, radiant.
Olay Daily Renewal, proven to help your skin look younger.
Scare doctor about Nasinex, prescription nasal allergy spray taken once a day for relief
from nasal allergy worries indoors and out, day or night.
Approved for children three years and up.
Side effects were generally mild and included headache, viral infections, sore throat, nose
bleeds, and coughing.
Nasinex, because the less to worry about, the better.
This Sunday, the epic story comes to NBC.
Liam Neeson is the legend who led a nation to freedom.
I will have justice.
I'm Jessica Lange in the NBC Movie Event.
Rob Roy, NBC Sunday.
Monday.
Your exams are identical.
Word for word.
They've never met before.
Does personality shape culture?
Or does culture shape personality?
Yet they seem identical.
It's almost like they're the same person.
When does a coincidence become a miracle?
Is that right?
Is that right?
Now that's bizarre.
All new, mysterious ways, Monday on NBC.
George.
I'm the man.
I'm the man.
I'm the man.
I'm the man.
I'm the man.
I'm the man.
I'm the man.
I'm the man.
I'm the man, the whoever.
The guy himself.
The good boys.
It looks like Disney times is the worst, fastest
ichor's.
Jewler, comp, they're all hot.
But what does it take to be the hottest?
The fans will decide in an all new Access Hollywood special.
It's okay to be sexy.
Thousands of star.
But which ten will be on top.
This is gonna be a sensation.
Hollywood Top 10 of 2000, Tuesday at 8, 7 Central on NBC.
Of all the cool things floating around the office these days,
here's one you'll really get attached to.
The Scotch brand pop-up tape dispenser.
Pre-cut magic tape strips pop up one after another.
You'll get more done in the office than you ever imagined.
From Scotch, great ideas that stay.
At Eureka, seeing is believing.
And with the Whirlwind Plus, you'll clearly see it's the best cleaning bagless cyclonic upright.
Best capacity, best filtering, too.
No one offers more value in bagless cyclonics.
Eureka, headquarters for bagless cyclonic cleaning.
One, two, three, four, five.
Howie.
What are you doing?
Counting.
Counting what?
All this cool stuff I got on my shopping spree at Radio Shack.
Shopping? You hate shopping.
Not when it's...
Oh!
Get $400 to use toward anything in the store when you sign up for or switch to fast, reliable MSN internet access from Microsoft at Radio Shack.
Howie, come on, stop it.
If it isn't purple, it isn't Prilosec.
Isn't it Prilosec time for you?
Ask your doctor about the purple pill they call Prilosec.
Melvin wants 12 mil per year postseason incentives, a stadium suite and a signing bonus.
Agreed.
Right.
And a luxury car with Leather CD, the works.
That's gonna put us over the cap.
Hey, they signed Melvin. How'd they ever get him under the cap?
The Saturn L Series, Leather CD, the works.
Free Willy 2, the adventure home, will return in a moment on NBC.
This fall, after the Olympics, the USA Detective School will unleash its newest hero.
The adventure begins.
This fall, a new breed of private detective.
My subject is male, 6'3", or 63.
The Michael Richards Show, coming this fall to NBC.
If you enjoy our lunches, you'll love our dinners.
All your favorites and convenient.
We offer a view to go along with enticing entrees like chicken done bocata style,
or pork tenderloin Diane, homemade pastas and desserts.
The show is available on YouTube and YouTube.com.
And if you're interested in the show,
you can click on the link in the description below.
You can also order the show in bocata style, or pork tenderloin Diane,
homemade pastas and desserts.
Next time you're thinking dinner, think Florentina's at the airport.
At Florentina's.
Get ready, get ready.
This world-class event is a winner.
Toyota's 2,000 Clearance.
Big selection of new Toyotas.
And big clearance values.
Are you ready to go for it?
$500 cash back or special low financing or a great lease on selected cameras.
America's number one selling car.
Now at Toyota Tri-Cities in the Pasco Autoflex.
Baseball, hockey, rodeo and more.
We've got it all covered tonight at 11.
We're going to get a little bit.
Kellogg's Rice Krispies treats.
Because that's the kind of mom you are.
Take off this thing and see what we've got.
Who's that?
It's Mickey.
With Kellogg's, magical moments can come alive on a dream-filled Disney cruise line vacation.
The best of your ship has come in.
High-tech gel glide ink system.
Spring-loaded point.
Introducing Papermate Gel Roller Retractable.
Built for smooth communications.
And it boots up with the press of a button.
Papermate at the heart of communication.
Get ready.
The world-class event of the year is here.
Toyota's 2,000 Clearance.
We're ready to make this once-a-year event the biggest ever.
With a huge selection of new Toyotas.
And awesome clearance values.
So you go home the winner.
Get to this world-class clearance event.
Get ready.
Now at your Toyota dealer.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Oh, leave me alone.
Why miss calls when you're online?
Get free internet call waiting when you switch to Sprint 1000.
Oh, yeah.
Call now at 1-800-PINDROP.
Who's the hottest celebrity of 2000?
Now is your chance to tell us.
Log on to AccessHollywood.com and vote for your favorite star.
Then find out who won by watching Access Hollywood's Top 10 of 2000 Primetime Special only on NBC.
While you're online, enter the road to the red carpet sweepstakes where you'll have a chance to win
a ticket for Tune to Hollywood, a makeover and tickets to 2001 Primetime Emmy.
Vote now and enter for your chance to win at AccessHollywood.com.
Free Willy II, the adventure home, will return in a moment on NBC.
Which day of the week can you get a great deal at McDonald's?
Why, every day, thanks to our hot, tasty daily specials.
On Thursday, our bacon-doubled cheeseburger is just 99 cents.
On Friday, a filet-o-fish is just 99 cents.
And on Saturday, six-piece chicken McNuggets are just 99 cents.
The point is, whenever you're feeling hungry, you can rest assured we've got a special deal that day.
After this.
At McDonald's, we love to see you smile.
You passed on that Internet stock and that lakefront property.
Well, now, during the Chrysler 2000 final clearance, you can make up for it
with our biggest cash allowances of the year on new 2000 models.
Up to a $3,000 cash allowance on Chrysler minivans.
Or you can get over $4,000 in cash and finance savings.
Hey, you passed on that chain of coffee houses.
So, get to the Chrysler 2000 final clearance only at your Chrysler dealer.
Wilcox Furniture Summer Clearance is going on right now.
Find fabulous savings throughout the store.
Choose from hundreds of floor samples, overstocks, discontinued items, and more.
Get low, low prices on Sealy mattress sets, including Sealy Posture Pity.
Plus, every Sealy mattress set is backed by Wilcox Furniture 30-Day Happiness Guarantee.
Shop the store-wide summer clearance at Wilcox Furniture in Hermiston, Pendleton, and State Line in Melton Freewater.
You can depend on the Wilcox boys.
McCurley Integrity Dealerships, the Tri-Cities number one volume dealer, announces the Giant Summer Selldown.
The 2000s have got to go to make room for the new shipments arriving daily.
All remaining 2000s are priced to sell right now.
2000 S10 pickup trucks, $11,222 or $185 a month.
Or a 2000 Silverado Extended Cab 4x4 4-door, only $299 a month.
It's the Giant Summer Selldown at the Tri-Cities low price leader, McCurley Integrity Dealerships at the AutoPlex in Pasco.
The fire near Madsen is nearly contained with the help of the National Guard. We'll have more at 11.
Music.
I grew up in a cellular family, and there was a lot of yelling.
A lot of yelling, static and yelling.
That's what I remember the most.
I finally did get free and clear though, and wow, the clarity.
Now, we don't yell anymore. We just sit down and talk.
Like people.
The new Sprint PCS Free and Clear Plan. 1000 minutes for $49.99. All with nationwide long distance.
It goes everywhere.
It does anything.
It fits just about anywhere.
Kind of like you.
Introducing the Ultra Small, Ultra Light, Avantix Access one-time use camera from Kodak.
There's no place it won't fit in.
Clear skin shouldn't stop at your neck. So there's a new body wash from Clean and Clear.
It helps fight breakouts wherever they happen.
And it smells great.
New Clear Skin Body Wash. Clean and clear and under control.
Who was the original soul man? Jan Motzelager.
A black man. His invention made it possible to sew up to 500 shoes a day.
Another black man reached with the stars and hit the moon.
He calculated the speed of the moon and made it possible for America to get there first.
McDonald's is about letting you expand your mind and fill your stomach.
Get two new little known black history fact booklets. They're only $1.29 each. But hurry. It's a limited time only kind of thing.
It's not just black history.
It's American history.
And if you don't know, now you know.
We love to see you smile.
Hey, you look amazing.
Introducing a totally effective breakthrough in anti-aging.
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Well, something's new.
With an exclusive vitamin B and E complex called Vitaniacin, it fights the seven signs of aging.
You really look fabulous.
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Proven to reveal a remarkable transformation.
Never bashful, Vitaly Sherbo has called himself a god among gymnasts.
At the Barcelona Olympics, the confident Russian back to his bravado with an unprecedented six gymnastics gold medals.
There are just 20 days until the Olympics on NBC.
Brought to you in part by Coca-Cola. Enjoy the moment.
Who hasn't had this happen? A security guard locks you in the basement.
I'm not the office equipment thief.
Come on. Say that again.
Please, whatever it is you're considering, just please don't.
Some might call it a bad day. We call it cursed.
Security, Pete here.
Stephen Weber is cursed. NBC Thursdays this fall.
Hi, Randall.
Man, don't be calling me when you're doing that.
What's dumber than a cigarette in your ear? One in your mouth. Don't smoke.