What do you mean I can't do that?
Please, don't pull that on me now.
I'm pressing enter.
You're the computer.
You tell me where the file is.
Don't just sit there blinking.
Enter.
I'm gonna give this to you.
But I want it back.
The idea of talking to a computer is certainly not a new one.
Open status report.
Getting a response certainly is.
The new Desk Pro with business audio from Compaq.
A puzzle.
With so many stomach remedies around, how do you know which you can take for heartburn?
And for diarrhea?
And for upset stomach?
You take Pepto-Bismol to relieve most any common stomach problem, heartburn, upset stomach,
and diarrhea.
So, who needs anything else?
That is a puzzle.
Pepto-Bismol is the only one you need.
Some glass cleaner.
On my little guy's works of art, it just doesn't cut it.
And on greasy prints, all it leaves is a streaky mess.
But what else is there for cleaning glass?
Introducing Mr. Clean Glass and Surface Spray.
Mr. Clean for glass?
Even on tough, greasy grime, he cleans better than the leading glass cleaner and cleans
it to a streak-free shine.
No smears, no streaks.
Even when the sun shines through.
New Mr. Clean Glass and Surface cleans to the shine.
If you could step back far enough, you could see this country as one big machine.
And in every turn of every gear, you would find a Ford F-Series, the number one selling
truck 16 years running.
And whether you're getting down to business or getting far from it, they do it all with
no questions asked, which keeps this big machine of ours running even better.
And to think, you thought it was just a truck.
Ford F-Series, the number one selling truck is built Ford tough.
The Pem and Braces are here.
The reigning champion, Toronto Blue Jays battle with Chicago White Sox.
The battles of October begin prime time, Tuesday on CBS.
You know the zip code for Beverly Hills.
You've been to a place off Melrose Avenue.
You know, you're a little overdressed for Compton.
October 27th.
So are you, Bubba.
Yeah, but I look good.
Head south with L.A.'s wildest detective team.
South of Sunset.
Series premiere Wednesday, October 27th.
Destined to become a living legend, the Nanny, Wednesdays after the World Series.
Come on in.
See what's new?
Sears has got the softest hardware for you.
We've got jumpers and cables and cotton and knit.
Denim seat covers with a real comfy fit.
New mixers and blenders.
Some toasters and wool.
Our appliances will make you so beautiful.
Things sure are changing around here.
Now there's a softer side of Sears.
We've got cuddly mufflers to keep out the cold.
Bright shiny chains in silver and gold.
Electric pumps in colors so bold.
There's garden hose that's delightfully sheer.
Free to cover your curves, my dear.
It's a prettier style.
We're changing around here.
Come see the softer side of Sears.
Oh, I love that softer side.
Today's TV.
I love this place.
It's the new Burger King Everyday Value Menu with big flame-boiled burgers for only 99 cents.
I can't do it myself for 99 cents.
Your favorite Burger King foods at new lower everyday prices.
Like the croissant which combo served hot and fresh for $1.99.
Check your Burger King Everyday Value Menu and be sure to try the delicious flame-boiled Whopper combo for $2.99.
That's great news for my pocketbook.
Value every day. Have it your way.
You're gonna wanna come back every day.
To appreciate the higher standard created by the spacious six-passenger accommodations of the all-new Cadillac DeVille ConCour,
you need only travel around town.
To appreciate the responsiveness of its sophisticated NorthStar system, you might prefer to travel around the country.
But before its NorthStar V8 will require its first 100,000-mile scheduled tune-up,
you'd have to travel around the world four times.
The Cadillac DeVille ConCour.
Creating a higher standard.
This healthcare system of ours...
...Rather, Chung...
...is badly broken.
What does this all mean to you?
What's covered?
It has a hard rate.
How does it work?
We'll offer this package of benefits.
How much will it really cost?
Dan Rather, Connie Chung, the CBS Evening News team to cover your world.
This family wanted to hire a nanny.
You seem to have listed the Queen Mother as a reference.
Oh, no. That's my mother from Queen.
Boy, have they employed a surprise.
The previous nannies sat in the kitchen.
Oh, how antisocial.
Grand Pressure is the nanny, destined to become a live-in legend, Wednesdays after the World Series.
The best in entertainment. A chance to win a Chevrolet S-Series pick-up and see what's new on CBS.
Hot Picks, a free rental at Blockbuster Video.
At Chrysler, we test crash an average of one vehicle every working day of the year.
This has made our new minivans the only ones to meet all 1998 car safety standards today.
Most companies would consider this an ugly way to show their cars.
To anyone interested in safety, it's a beauty shot.
The new Plymouth Voyager and Dodge Caravan from the Minivan Company.
The year, 2032. The city, Los Angeles.
The movie, Demolition Man.
The restaurant.
Now, all restaurants are Taco Bell.
Exactamundo.
The demo game. Buy a burrito supreme.
Nachos. And a large drink. For one low price.
And get an official Demolition Man movie poster absolutely free.
I'm impressed.
The supplies limited. The conclusion. Get to Taco Bell. Today.
Northern Exposure will be right back.
Tonight, Sylvester Stallone visits Dave.
They stuck my head on Dave's butt.
Plus, quick, Melissa Manchester, you're on.
A carjacker forces a deadly confrontation.
I will not call it self-defense.
In a shocking season premiere.
Emmy winners Tom Scarritt and Kathy Baker return.
In the Emmy-winning Best Dramatic Series.
CBS invites you to experience television's best.
Picket Fences, coming Fridays.
This is CBS.
Breads. Baked fresh daily. Every day at Desserts by Verna. At Desserts by Verna.
The only place you'll find the best selection of homemade breads and rolls baked from scratch with no artificial flavors or preservatives.
Why didn't I think of Desserts by Verna? You will next time. Desserts by Verna in West Park.
What happens when you bring hot and cool together?
Hot eats, cool treats, a daring queen.
Here it is. A super value meal for just a dollar ninety-nine.
Start with a super burger with lettuce and tomato.
One hundred percent pure beef and bigger than McDonald's, Burger King, or Hardee's regular burger.
Add hot fries and a soft drink and you get a super value meal for just a dollar ninety-nine.
Hot eats, cool treats, weird treats you like.
Tonight on Newsbeat at 11.
The Hispanic Conference in Central Washington tackles some tough subjects.
A look at the highly acclaimed age of innocence.
Would you believe a two-year-old grew something this big? We'll have his story.
In sports, it's the eve of the American League Championship Series, our athlete of the month, and another look at yesterday's fall class.
Join us tonight at 11.
KIMA's Newsbeat at 11. We're bringing it home for you tonight.
Tonight.
This dog food looks totally different from any of the dog food I've ever seen.
Pam LaFever, top breeder of champion English setters, talks about new pedigree mealtime with rice and vegetables.
When you look at the dog food, you see the meat, kibbles, plus the rice and the peas and carrots.
Pedigree does not have any soy in their dog food. It's a very balanced diet. The dogs love it.
I think that this might be the future of dog food. I would recommend pedigree to anyone who wants their dog to be happy and healthy.
Pedigree. Developed with vets. Recommended by top breeders.
Accepting yourself as a mature adult means eating a nutritious cereal and realizing part of you still cries,
Gimme frosting! But that's okay. We can overcome these urges. We can deny ourselves fat and salt.
As long as we repress our feelings about taste. I want taste!
Easy. With Kellogg's Frosted Mini Wheats, you can have it all. For the adult in you, whole grain wheat, no fat or salt.
For the kid in you, lightly frosted, great taste.
I'm glad I've analyzed what I really want.
The frosting!
It's the same old thing every day, everywhere. Bold and fast, let's go here, Gold Bear.
There's time flying and the day is a mess. Don't miss lunch. Get Lunch Express.
Lunch Express packs a healthy punch. It's wicked delicious. You have time for lunch.
Lunch Express from Lean Cuisine. Ten lean, luscious lunches. Nutritious lunches you microwave and eat right out of the box.
All for around two bucks each.
Lunch Express from Lean Cuisine.
In a stunning worst to worst season, he climbed from a dead last finish in Albertville to win two gold medals at the 93 World Championships.
A week on the coast. And all she remembers is the hotel swimming pool.
I sometimes think my Taurus is safer than my living room.
I feel the entire back of groceries. And they still say there's nothing to eat.
For so many people. For so many reasons. Ford Taurus. The best selling car in America.
Norway's Espen Gredesen gambled and switched from the classic style to the beast style just weeks before the 92 Games and finished a devastating last.
Now a Norwegian hero, Gredesen is the man to beat in Lillehammer. The Olympic Winter Games returning to CBS.
This Olympic Moment is sponsored by Ford and your Ford dealer.
Meet the nanny for the 90s.
Wow, this place is nicer than my Uncle Jack's condo in Bokken. You know, he bought the model.
This extremely rich widower needs all the help he can get raising his children.
I sent him to his room.
Oh, please, with a widescreen TV and a fully stocked mini fridge, punish me.
But can this old fashioned working girl handle three upper class kids?
I've worked wonders with them.
Jack, you shut up!
You see? Before me, they never communicated.
The Nanny, Wednesdays after the World Series.
And good evening. Coming up on Newsbeat tonight at 11, the family of a murder victim places blame on the Yakima County Prosecutor's Office.
An injured hunter is rescued from Chinook Pass late tonight.
And sports for the return of our Athlete of the Month and how'd Carrie Conklin do tonight?
Stay with us for news, sports and weather. KMA News is up next at 11 o'clock.
Recently, we invited Mazda, Acura, Porsche, all car companies to compare their sports cars with our new Firebird formula.
To see who can match our standard driver and passenger airbags, standard anti-lock brakes and 275 horsepower engine and do it for even twice the price of this new Firebird.
No one could. No one.
This is the new standard for sports car safety, performance and value.
Goodnight, Mickey.
The Walt Disney World Resort in Florida. Call 407W Disney.
So.