Today's flight is a special.
It's the worst of the worst.
Welcome to Con Air.
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Experience the adventure.
Brace yourself.
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Disney's Treasure Planet rated PG.
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All parents have hopes and dreams for their kids.
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Ice Age.
On DVD and video November 26.
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If you could see the future, would you change it?
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The fifth TV series returns starring Anthony Martin Hall.
The Dead Zone.
New season premieres January 5th to 10th only on USA.
This is Crying Friday.
You're watching Dominic Gunn presents Murder in Greenwich on USA.
This is Crying Friday.
You're watching Dominic Gunn presents Murder in Greenwich on USA.
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Tiki, Mom's gonna love these.
Hi.
Hey, take a check?
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Here you go.
Okay.
How do I know this is you?
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But it's me.
Okay.
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Okay.
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Next time use the Visa Check Card instead of checks.
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So, are you guys related?
Some time.
During our nation's greatest tragedy,
he became America's mayor.
James Ward's is Rudy.
Coming in March on USA.
The hit TV series returns.
Anthony Michael Hall stars in the Dead Zone.
New season premieres January 5th at 10, only on USA.
This is Crying Friday.
You're watching Dominic Dunn presents Murder in Greenwich on USA.
The Dead Zone.
New season begins January 5th on USA.
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Ice Age.
On DVD and video November 26th.
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Back to the throw.
Sits the pants over the metal.
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Hosted by D.L. Hughley, a Motown Christmas premieres December 8th at 8 only on USA.
This is Crime Friday. You're watching Dominic Dunn presents Murder in Greenwich on USA.