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This transmission's coming to you.
We've got it.
This transmission's coming to you.
You heard those?
We're on the affair!
The all-new 1999 Mazda Miata.
It's waiting.
This Mother's Day, give her something that can really do her heart good.
Cheerios. A study shows that three cups of Cheerios whole grain oats a day added to a low-fat diet can help reduce cholesterol in women.
Happy Mother's Day.
I'm a biologist.
I take samples and I study them.
Here's your sample.
What sample?
You're standing in it.
He knows what it is.
We're looking at the dawn of a new species.
He knows how it thinks.
Find out what he needs.
He'll come to you.
And when all else fails.
I sure hope this plan of yours works.
I'm kind of hoping that myself, sir.
He knows when to run.
Godzilla.
How close did you get to the thing?
I got pretty close.
Waiting PG-13.
Special for Showings May 19th.
Shout gets out more tough stains better than spray and wash.
In just one try.
Want a tough stain out the first time?
Shout it out.
Nancy Johnson wax.
Everyone is beautiful in their own way.
Clean makeup from Cover Girl.
They're not seeing your makeup.
They're seeing you.
Easy breezy beautiful Cover Girl.
We made it.
Is it still there?
Cover!
No!
There's only one mile high taste.
Coors, the original.
Dateline Monday.
They travel the country with machine guns driving back.
Meet a real life mobster who helped bring down a major crime syndicate.
I felt I had a debt to pay to society and I had to start someplace.
He gave them allegiance.
Then he turned them in.
The contract was going to be put out on my life.
A Dateline exclusive at a special time.
8, 7 Central, NBC Monday.
Wednesday.
It's the big Third Rock camping episode.
We're staying in these woods forever.
We got school on Monday, you moron.
And be careful what you wear.
I just bent over to dig up some worms.
At least black guys in orange vests aren't shooting at me.
Third Rock and Working.
Only on NBC Wednesday.
I don't know.
Help me out here.
It's a punching bag, right?
I mean, it doesn't talk, it doesn't laugh.
It sure doesn't give you a hug when you need one.
Yet some of you insist on mistaking your children for it.
How's that possible?
I mean, when you hit a punching bag, it doesn't cry.
All for crying out loud.
What's the matter, Louie?
I am sick of hearing about this final episode.
Come on, Louie, it's television history.
Television?
Do you know what's going to be history?
What?
The final commercial.
What final commercial?
When we step down from the branch.
That'll be huge.
People will buy commercial time within that final commercial.
I'm sure, Louie.
It'll be an emotional tidal wave.
When we step down, they're going to replace us with a baboon
and no one will know the difference.
Have you heard something?
There's been auditions.
I gotta call my agent.
Ever wonder what your dentist and hygienist brush with?
Well, stop wondering.
Colgate Total.
Used by more dentists and hygienists than any other toothpaste.
New Colgate Total.
The brushing that works between brushings.
I did a great deal of research on the automobile.
I looked at the Honda Civic, Ford Probe.
I always came back to Hyundai.
Right now in Elantra, it's just $9,999.
Plus factory options like air conditioning, alloy wheels, and moon roof are just half price.
I love the design of the Elantra.
It's sleek, classy, car of the 90s.
I got everything I wanted with this car.
It impressed me completely.
Take a test drive and experience it yourself.
Get in the car and drive the mind with mine.
Drive into Sears for our national automotive sale.
Because you'll save $20 to $50 on a set of four select tires
from Michelin, Bridgestone, Goodyear, and more.
So get in, get tires, and get rolling.
Sears Auto Center.
Size 4 flower dress, $45.
New color lipstick, $15.
Haircut, $25.
Auto focus camera, $260.
Five generations in one photograph.
Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy.
For everything else, there's MasterCard.
Accept it all over.
Even photo labs.
We love you.
Everyone use black precautions.
What is it?
Come on, come on.
Get some help now too.
ER season finale, NBC Thursday after the final Seinfeld.
Witness to the mob will return in a moment on NBC.
Dateline Tuesday before the final Seinfeld.
An exclusive conversation with Jerry.
Plus interviews with Elaine, Kramer, and George.
What's next for Seinfeld and the gang?
Dateline Tuesday.
Rip from the headlines.
The paparazzi chasing celebrities.
Kennedy, Trump, and Donna.
Stalking a woman to her death.
He hunted Maggie Abbott down.
The reporter is murdered.
And the trial becomes more shocking than the tabloids.
Shut the love, Marco.
Shut him up.
The new line order, NBC Monday.
Bill, I'd like to download your novel.
Coloring out signs along the lines.
It's not about you, Bill.
It's about me.
We've begun to accelerate the learning curve.
It's a vision.
I'm penciling you in.
Idiot.
At United States Cellular, we see a cell phone as a way to stay safe and a way to stay close.
We're into extra innings.
Did you get her to sleep?
Down more like you.
Fine, she's uh, she's not like a wife.
United States Cellular, the way people talk around here.
Great Mother's Day gift.
Phone starting at just $9.95.
Harbys treats me like a star.
With the five buck value roundup, I get to choose three beef and shenders, or four regular roast beefs, or five barbecues for five bucks.
Now is the perfect time to capture all of your special summer memories.
And it just got easier with the summer film special at Photo House.
With seven locations from Sunnyside to Ellensburg, there's a Photo House near you.
Throughout the summer, receive a free roll of Agfa replacement film with every original roll of color film processed at any of our Photo House locations.
Now through May 14th, be sure to enter a photo in the Merlin's Magic Moments.
See your nearest Photo House location for details.
You could be on the road to win.
Party on.
I've got the gift.
Make me be your leader.
Lay it!
Yadda yadda yadda.
Good night, everybody.
It's time for What's Happening, a community calendar brought to you by your Yakima Mall, the fashion center of central Washington.
Send in your event at least three weeks in advance to What's Happening in care of 23 NBC, 1608 South 24th Avenue, Yakima, Washington, 98902.
Almost 200 Boeing planes are grounded by the government.
We'll tell you why at 11.
He's a lizard.
Godzilla's hiding and it's up to you to find him.
I think I need a bigger box.
Why is Jake Bulworth the most dangerous man in America?
I'm incredibly frightened.
Bulworth, Rated R. Special Engagement Friday, May 22nd everywhere.
This is a demonstration about people view you at Miller time.
Results based on studies using sports illustrated swimsuit model Rebecca Romaine.
Your results may vary.
Size four flower dress, $45.
New color lipstick, $15.
Haircut, $25.
Auto focus camera, $260.
Five generations in one photograph.
Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy.
For everything else, there's MasterCard.
Accepted all over.
Even photo labs.
My dentist told me about this new gum.
It's in the toothpaste aisle.
This gum cleans, whitens, freshens.
Toothpaste aisle.
New Arm and Hammer Dental Care Gum with baking soda.
Reduces unsightly plaque up to 25% dental care gum.
Toothpaste aisle.
Take a mad about you trip inside Paul's head.
Groovy.
Up tight, out of sight.
Flashback to his first kiss and a trippy ira.
I could stop eating any time I want to.
Tune in and turn on to a mind-blowing commercial-free mad about you.
Then you've seen the movie.
Now, a news radio.
An iceberg.
Of titanic proportions.
But where's Lisa?
If you don't like it, just give me...
I do like it.
Well, look at that.
The season finale of News Radio.
Hello, Jim.
NBC Tuesday.
Bring us the child.
Saturday, the pretender season finale.
The center's going to make another pretender.
Where am I?
A race to save a boy.
You have three hours or less.
Exposed secrets.
Tell me about my parents.
Who killed my mother?
Uncovered lies.
It's good to see you again, sis.
As fates collide.
Get out!
There's a bomb!
We save the best for last.
The pretender season finale.
NBC Saturday, 9, 8 Central.
NBC Thursday.
The night of TV history you've been waiting for.
The greatest Seinfeld ever.
The final Seinfeld.
How will it all end?
Even we don't know.
And we work here.
Then...
Come on!
It's the heart-stopping season finale of E.R.
And stick around for one last goodbye from Jerry on The Tonight Show.
It all starts 8, 7 Central.
NBC final Seinfeld Thursday.
Don't be the only one to miss it.