This evening's Family Theater presentation of The Shakiest Skin in the West is a remake
of 1948's Paleface with Bob Hope and Jane Russell.
We'll return in a moment.
Tonight, Blue Sky.
Blue Sky.
Tonight at 8 on Q13.
Congratulations.
Thanks, Murph.
You know, honey, I always buy 76 gasoline so my car will run smoother.
Why?
Because it keeps my carburetor clean.
Well, we don't buy 76 so our car will run smoother.
Cleaner.
Smoother.
Cleaner.
You're both right.
The 76 gives your car a smoother running engine because it keeps your carburetor clean.
Oh, darling, that first sight.
You were up with spirit.
No, it wasn't.
Yes, you were.
No.
You were so spirit up, that little baby.
I work to keep my body in shape.
Keeping my hair in shape shouldn't be that hard.
I may need a conditioner, but I don't need the hassle.
I want to just wash and go.
And I've got all I need right here.
Oh, it's not just Pert.
It's Pert Plus.
It's Shampoo Plus Complete Conditioner in one bottle.
My hair is clean, feels good, and it does what I want it to.
My hair looks great, and all I do is wash and go.
Pert Plus.
Shampoo Plus Complete Conditioner in one.
Oh, no.
What happened?
A bad carburetor can get expensive.
If yours needs rebuilding, at Carburetion Technology, we can do that for a little more than the cost of a tune-up.
For $1,750, our specialists, using an infrared scope, can diagnose and adjust your engine.
Sometimes an adjustment is all it needs.
But if it does need to be rebuilt, we'll deduct that $1,750 from your bill.
For the location nearest you, call 1-800-433-CARB.
See you there.
A double pressure's waiting for you.
A double pressure from Double Miska.
A double great feeling, making you realize double is the one for you.
Double fresh, double smooth, double delicious to chew.
A double pressure's waiting for you.
Double Miska.
A double pressure's waiting for you.
Hi, Barbara Lee Alexander here at Swiftway.
We're shoppers are speaking up about the kind of service they're getting.
Here's what they're saying.
Every time I come in, if I have any questions where to find something, there's always someone here to help.
I enjoy shopping at Swiftway because I find the personality very helpful and friendly.
The employees here are really special people.
Some of them have gotten to be really good friends.
When I shop at Swiftway, the service is the best.
Come enjoy the friendly service that has people talking at Swiftway.
PanPak's 35th anniversary sale has prices too good to pass up.
Oh, I've got to have one of these.
One of these?
Big savings on GTE Sylvania products, like these Sylvania Soft White Light Bones.
98 cents for two twin packs after manufacturer's rebate.
Owen's Corning Craft Face insulation.
R11, 14 cents a square foot.
R19, 24 cents a square foot.
Once you've tried the pack, you'll be back.
For prices like these, I'll be back.
Now we return to today's Family Theater.
Music
Don Knotts, the star of tonight's feature, received three Emmy Awards for his hilarious role as Barney Fife on The Andy Griffith Show.
Our feature will continue after these messages.
Sunday at 6.
Don Knotts has a new job.
What training program?
Well, maybe.
Space.
This is your space from there to there.
And I expect you to keep it clean, Fanny.
But his vital skills...
They've got to be dusted every day and wet mopped once a week underneath.
...find a vital purpose.
In other words, the last man on Earth, you would send him to space.
Sir, I have a suggestion.
Oh, it's Don.
The Reluctant Astronaut, Sunday night at 6 on Q13.
An hour's sleep a clip of Coma City Life.
I know that winter heating costs can take a big bite out of a budget, especially for customers on limited incomes.
That's why we have a winter electric rate discount for City Light customers who are 62 years and older, or who are handicapped and who meet the income guidelines.
This special rate begins in December and ends in May.
Fourth, a social service agency will again be taking applications for City Light.
You wouldn't believe all the things going on at Shakey's.
It's lighter.
It's brighter.
It's got an incredible salad bar.
But wait, there's more.
Like Shakey's Canadian bacon pizza with Canadian-style bacon, 100% whole milk mozzarella, and dough made fresh daily, plus irresistible savings.
This offers for a limited time, so you better get moving.
You're not moving.
I have fabulous biceps.
If I weren't wearing these fabulous clothes over my fabulous arms, you could see my fabulous biceps.
Jeffrey is always saying weird things.
Remember, always ignore Jeffrey.
Okay, actually I have great-looking feet.
I mean, they're my best feature, really.
What a gyp, you know?
How often are people impressed with great-looking feet?
So I compensate with clothes.
These clothes, genera.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
War, famine, pestilence, death.
They have ridden before.
Will they ride again?
Are they even now hard upon us?
Is it possible that events taking place today were predicted centuries ago, long before the time of Christ?
Are certain ancient prophecies just now being fulfilled in our own time?
Learn what's coming.
Attend the Seattle 87 Prophecy Expo, March 14 and 15, at a location near your home.
Call 1-800-253-3000 for free reservations.
That number again, 1-800-253-3000.
Call now and watch for this brochure in your mail.
Child care provided.
Free admission.
Oh no, what happened?
I'm glad this wasn't me.
My mechanic said I needed my carburetor rebuilt.
I was worried because I smell gas fumes.
But worrying me even more, being a single woman, was trusting a garage to be honest with me.
My friend, she told me about carburation technology.
They did a great job and charged a lot less than I expected.
Carburation technology, locations in Kent, Renton, Spanaway, and now in Lacey.
For the location nearest you, call 1 of these numbers or 1-800-433-CARB.
I bought this by mail. They said it would grow hair. See any hair?
If you suspect mail fraud, call your postal inspector.
Don't take getting taken.
Now we return to today's Family Theater.
Music
Don Rapkin, director of tonight's Family Theater movie, also worked with Don Nutz in the successful comedy The Ghost and Mr. Chicken, made in 1966.
Tonight, describe subject's physical age.
Subject's physical age, between 60 and 72.
Partrek, tonight at 6 on Q13.
See these? They're all Colombian coffee beans on their way to America.
Picked by hand, they're like no other beans in the world.
That's why Hills Brothers is introducing new, 100% Colombian coffee.
So you can enjoy the flavor of this most unique bean.
Yes, they're all going to America. But only these are going to Hills Brothers.
You know how picky we are.
New 100% Colombian coffee.
One day, many years ago.
Mmm, taste this. Chocolate and peanut butter.
Hey, it's great together. You know who'd like this? Noah.
You mean the guy building the ark?
Yeah, because he loves chocolate and he loves peanut butter.
Let's bring him some.
As soon as it stops raining.
And so the world would have to wait for the two great tastes that taste great together in Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Taco Bell presents something soft for everyone who's having a hard day.
It's our newest soft taco.
Real cheddar cheese, crisp lettuce and seasoned ground beef wrapped in a warm soft tortilla.
So if you have a hard day at the office, remember, eat softly and carry a big stick.
Soft Taco, the newest great tasting taco from Taco Bell.
Try our new soft taco, now at a special introductory price, just 59 cents.
Hi, I'm Beverly Alexander.
If you're like me, you enjoy learning all you can about what's new in food.
That's why every week I look forward to my home edition of the strict way best food news.
It's full of recipes, cooking tips and some very special values you'll find only at Fifth Way.
It's free and it's on its way to you right now.
Don't miss it.
It's food news at its very best.
Here's another St. Patrick's Day Dash training tip from KCPQ brought to you by Weinhardt's Premium Light Ale.
Whether you go for high tech or low tech, clothing choice can greatly affect enjoyment and ultimately safety.
At the end of the dash, plan your clothing needs in three areas as you wait for the start, during the dash itself and at the finish area.
Dress in layers according to the temperature, chance of rain and wind chill on race day.
A dry change of shirt, socks and shoes at the finish line will broaden your smile of achievement.
Let us not forget the costume division.
This shirt includes best Irish costume, best wearing of the green and most outrageous costume.
Whatever your choice, costume or not, make it appropriate for the forecast weather conditions.
St. Patrick's Day Dash training tips are brought to you by Weinhardt's Premium Light Ale and by KCPQ.
Now we return to today's family theater.
Oh, wait a minute!
Jackie Coogan, another star of our movie The Shakiest Gen in the West, is also remembered as the ghoulish Uncle Fester of the Addams Family.
Q13 Family Theater will return in a moment.
Monday, Fred Astaire salutes the Fox musical.
A product that can, with all due modesty, be stamped Made in America.
Monday night at 8 on Q13.
If you asked your dirty clothes, they'd ask to be cleaned in different temperatures.
So we took temperature sensitive cleaners for hot, warm and cold and combined them in new liquid cheer.
Watch how new cheer gets clothes cleaned in hot, warm and even in cold.
So next time your clothes ask for all temperatures, give them a liquid that listens.
Introducing new liquid cheer.
One detergent that cleans like three.
This is not just a tire. It's the Z800, the 60,000 mile tire.
Drive this up for 30 days. If you don't feel it's the best tire you've ever owned, return them. We'll give your money back.
If ever there was a time to visit your nearby Les Schwab Tire Center, today is the day.
Spring tire savings on passenger and pickup tires, custom wheels, an all new spring lineup, batteries, gas shocks and struts.
Les Schwab's best, all on sale.
Now at the Les Schwab Tire.
We're late for the meeting. My car or yours?
Yours.
Whose car is this?
Ours.
Is that your car?
Uh oh, better get Mako.
Mako state of the art auto painting and body repair. High tech, low prices keep Mako on top.
Dip right in little lady.
Okay. If they're saying uh oh, better get Mako.
Here's another St. Patrick's Day Dash training tip from Weinhardt Dale.
The St. Patrick's Day Dash is almost upon us. Your final preparation should include realistic goal setting.
Whatever your goal, be it to complete the course, achieve a time or compete against others, don't let the initial rush of adrenaline as the gun sounds carry away thoughts of pace judgment.
Do start out at a pace you know you can comfortably finish at. Think positively and pick up the pace gradually after two miles if you're feeling good.
May the luck of the Irish be with you.
What are you missing if you're not renting to own at Rent-A-Center? A great deal.
Get a free microwave when you rent to own any of these appliances from Rent-A-Center for just $16.95 a week.
Choose this Whirlpool refrigerator or this full-size washer and dryer or this Speed Clean portable washer and dryer.
Rent any of these appliances and get a microwave absolutely free.
And if you're not happy, you get back your first week's rent. It's a great deal. Don't miss it. Call now.
Rent-A-Center. Count on us for a great deal.
Panpac's 35th anniversary sale has prices too good to pass up.
Oh, I've got to have one of these.
Easy Wall Tub Wall Kit in white, 1977. This 32 by 60 inch white jumbo Whirlpool bath, sale price at just $4.99.
Wet Dry Shop Vax, $33.99 for the 5 gallon model, $69.99 for the 16 gallon size.
Once you've tried the pack, you will be back.
Well, I speak like this, I'll be back.
Now we return to today's Family Theater.
Sargeants with Andy Griffith, released in 1958. Stay tuned for Act 6 of Shakiest Gun in the West.
Perfect. Just perfect.
Coffee and chocolate, the stuff daydreams are made of.
Oh, Catherine.
High above the Loire Valley is a castle that has enchanted travelers since the Middle Ages.
But now travelers of all ages can be enchanted at the Hotel de la Pléte.
But if you go there, remember, ring your nose for wine and your Visa card.
Because you can't check out without a glass of Pouillis Poumé.
And you can't check in with American Express Visa. It's everywhere you want to be.
That's the camera and this is the set. I'm an actress.
In fact, the only real thing here are the clothes. These clothes.
Janara.
Janara, isn't that Rock Group with Phil Collins?
Jeffrey is always saying the weirdest things.
Hey, are you still watching? Don't you have anything better to do?
Turn off your TV and go shopping. You look like you could use some new clothes.
How did you get this job anyway?
In San Francisco's Italian neighborhoods, one Italian dressing outsells all others.
What else?
There needs to be an Italian dressing.
It's Bernstein's, Mrs. Michelli.
And the brunadetti, cheese and garlic Italian.
It's Bernstein's, Mrs. Colombo.
Bernstein's, 100% natural, 100% Italian, except for the name.
And Bernstein's spicy suspiennes.
What else, Mrs. Bernstein?
Bernstein's, everything about them is 100% natural, 100% Italian, except the name.
Hi, Barbara Lee Alexander here at Smithway.
Bushabish is speaking up about the kind of service they're getting. Here's what they're saying.
Every time I come in, if I have any questions where to find something, there's always someone here to help.
I enjoy shopping at Smithway because I find the personnel to be very helpful and friendly.
The employees here are really special people. Some of them have gotten to be really good friends.
When I shop at Smithway, the service is the best.
Come enjoy the friendly service that has people talking at Smithway.
Hi, welcome to the all new Chevrolet.
After 20 years in Seattle, we moved to Lynnwood just one mile north of 196 on Highway 99.
We now have two eggers, a truck, span, 4x4, Del Camino's, T28s, Corvettes and more.
All our quality vehicles were up to 60 months financing.
Come in today and get reacquainted with the new Chevrolet, naming qualities since 1968.
It's one mile north of 196 at 182nd and Highway 99 in Lynnwood.
The only dogs you'll find here are Benny and Solly.
Now we return to today's family theater.
Whenever you're ready, Leonard.
Don't look like that now.