Sunday on TBS, John Wayne is J.B. Bookes, a legend whose days are numbered. He told me I was strong as an ox. Or even an ox died. A man of no compromises, the last of a rare breed. Thank you. J.B. Bookes wasn't so bad either. He came in a gunfighter and left The Shootist, John Wayne's final movie. 10.35 Eastern on the TBS Award Theater Sunday morning. Shortcuts from General Foods. Hi, I'm Jane Walsh, a creamy soup without cream. My carrot soup's healthy and delicious. It's a miracle. My family finally agreed on one cereal, Honey Bunches of Oats. Nothing else is that taste, nothing else is that crunch. Honey Bunches of Oats, that's why we call it the best of the bunch. No one else mixes honey roasted oats in bunches with crispy flakes of corn and wheat. Nothing else is that taste, nothing else is that crunch. Honey Bunches of Oats, that's why we call it the best of the bunch. With almonds, too. For my creamy carrot soup, slice four carrots, a small onion, and for thickness, a small potato. Add a slice of ginger and lemon peel. Then a can of chicken broth. Cover and simmer 20 minutes. Puree and stir in a cup and a half of milk. Serve hot or cold. Shortcuts. They left loved ones behind to defend their country. Tab Hunter and James Whitmore stormed the beaches in Battle Cry. 2.05 Eastern on TBS Saturday. Real Italian, look at what we got. New Hamburger Helper, zesty Italian and cheesy Italian. Two new flavors, they really hit the spot. Mix your hamburger with real Italian pasta, tangy tomato sauce and authentic seasoning. Just to take a bite, you're gonna like them both a lot. With lasagna and spaghetti, now there are four delicious Italian flavors. Hamburger Helper makes a great Italian meal. Oh, mama, don't feed me no bologna. I don't want no ham & cheese. I want something hot & hearty. I want a man which bleeds. Don't feed me no bologna. I want a man which bleeds. Oh, no, no, I'm not talking Turkey. I want a big idea. Don't feed me just a sandwich. I want a man which bleeds. Don't feed me no bologna. I want a man which bleeds. Don't feed me no bologna. I want a man which meal. There's a song for you in Tennessee Good times and harmony So won't you come and join us Come on and play along In Tennessee, we're playing your song Come to Tennessee, we're playing your song A viewer's guide to headline news at 15 and 45 minutes. Keep a check on personal finances with dollars and cents. Every 30 minutes, 24 hours a day. Headline news anytime, all the time. She looks great. That outfit wouldn't lie. If she eats one more thing, I'll scream. Oscar Mayer oven roasted turkey is just 25 calories per luscious slice. Someone here already knows that. So go ahead, just 25 calories a slice. I've always counted on my Ziploc freezer bags. And now they have these new ride-on labels so you know just what you've got and when you put it away. The only problem is, does anybody know how to spell zucchini? Put your trust in a Ziploc bag. That is a capital yes, PBS. 8B trades in her apron for a crown on the Andy Griffith Show. Then George has the middle-aged blues on the Jeffersons next. Let it begin Let your best come through It begins with the beauty that belongs to only you Let it begin Day or night, wash with medicated Noxema skin cream instead of soap to really dig out oil and makeup. It's the best beginning for clean, clear, glowing skin. Let the night begin With beautiful skin Let it begin Let it begin Let it begin Let it begin Let it begin Let it begin Let it begin Betty Crocker says, quote, only 100% Idaho russet potatoes. Real cheddar cheese and a very special taste. Say oh, grotten potatoes from Betty Crocker and say something special. What does grapefruit juice have in common with a palm tree? Both come from Florida. Sure, grapefruit juice isn't a tree named after the inside of your hand, but it does belong there and it's more refreshing. So let a fortune teller reach your palm and keep 100% pure Florida grapefruit juice on hand. Tonight on TBS. Wanted, Jane Fonda for a Wild West workout with Lee Marvin. Superstar Double Features Week continues with Cat Ballou. 8.05 Eastern on TBS tonight. She thinks I can't cook. Wait till she tastes this. Can I help? No, everything is under control. Oh, Peter Pan. Something smells very good in there. Only 780 of the finest freshly roasted peanuts in every jar. I'm getting hungry. Be patient. Eat some peanut butter anytime you can. Only Peter Pan. One coat coverage. For Sears Best Easy Living interior paint, it's not just a claim. It's a guarantee and it applies to all 900 beautiful decorator colors. So for an elegant finish the first time, paint with Sears Best Easy Living. And right now we've reduced the price of this premium quality Easy Living Satin to only $11.96. But hurry, sale ends April 1st. If you heard about a breakfast that helps keep you going all morning, you'd think it was big news, right? Well, it was for me. It's breakfast with Grape Nuts Cereal. I heard try it for a week and see how good you feel all morning. I feel great. I mean, it's got what it takes to help keep you going. It's packed with complex carbohydrates. It's a natural energy source, but it also tastes so good. It's hearty. Just try it for a week yourself. Post Grape Nuts helps keep you going strong all morning long. Oh no, a foul ball right into the backyard of old lady Van Linden. But on that day, much to our surprise, she'd made us some Oscar Mayer Bologna sandwiches. Matt Conzano had three. And so did the grub. Come on, come on. Needless to say, the bologna sandwiches were a hit. Quality beef as good as ever. Remember when your bologna had a first name?