The Wizard of Oz.
Sponsored by McDonald's.
Good time.
Great taste.
That's why this is my place.
Dad, can I parachute out of my bedroom window?
No.
Can I grow a mustache?
No.
Can we go shark fishing?
No.
Can I go to McDonald's?
No.
Dad, can I have a pit monkey?
No.
Oh darn.
Beekeeping!
No.
Dad?
What?
Can we go to McDonald's?
Yes.
Yes, we can.
Can I drive?
No.
Why are things so good?
I'm telling you why.
Nutrisweet is why.
Everything good tastes so good.
Nutrisweet has no bitter aftertaste.
That's why things made with Nutrisweet taste so good.
I'm telling you why.
Nutrisweet is why.
Everything good tastes so good.
Nutrisweet.
Why everything good tastes so good.
Oh, this is classic.
To take care of ourselves, I get us the K3 cycle of life.
And what's your contribution?
Waffles.
Golden.
Mmm, delicious.
Mmm-hmm.
Waffles.
Eggo Nutri-Grain Waffles.
Okay, Nutri-Grain Waffles.
Made with the whole brain.
Yes, fine.
No preservatives, no sugar added.
Hey, these are nutritious.
Eggo Nutri-Grain Waffles from Kellogg's, also in raisin and bran.
Honey, I knew your contribution was just as important.
Come on, let go my Eggo.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, no.
To me, it makes me feel so good.
Life is full of good reasons to give someone a warm hug.
A warm hug from Campbell's.
Oh, good.
I hope you join us later tonight for Major Dad Shanna Reed will be here along with horror
film director Five Barker and we'll find out whether the phrase okie dokie is sweeping
the country or not.
Vote for Mike Brady.
That's what I call impartial.
No bribes get to this guy.
Maybe you can get some chocolate chip cookies too.
He's tireless and his loyal campaign staff is a tightly knit team.
I couldn't have had two better men working for me.
Three better men working for me.
That's your vote for the Brady's.
You name the time and the place.
Friday at eight.
The personal and private information you're being asked to provide on the 1990 census
questionnaire will not go to any other government agency.
Not the IRS, not the immigration, not even the justice department.
By law no such information can be shared with anyone.
Hi.
Is that the girl you like?
I wish I could have disappeared.
How could I have been so stupid?
I'm sorry.
Am I 1,000 people out here?
You didn't sign me.
You First come, ask, question.
Nice, it's not my turn.
Jokes aside, you don't know me but I'm definitely notı
It was worth ministers to like me.
It was worth it.
You know who I am.
Jokes aside, my life isn't going to be easy.
I'll sign all of you.
Yeah.
You told me it was going to be tough to think about donkey.
I'll sign all of you.
You love my articulation, that's all, man.
You should sign more of it.
I gotta start with my
me just the way it ought to be.
Something's a perfect just the way they are.
The taste of chocolate when it's a Hershey's bar.
Oh, Hershey's.
Something's a perfect just the way they are.
The taste of chocolate when it's Hershey's.
The great American chocolate bar.
Education takes a great teacher, a nice school, and more.
It takes a computer to punch, a rainbow of paints,
a world of books, which all takes.
That's why JIF is building the Children's Education Fund.
From now through April 30, every time you choose JIF,
JIF will make a donation to America's schools.
The goal is to raise $4 million or more.
So choose to help America's kids.
Choose JIF.
Hello?
Oopsie daisy, don't worry.
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A young woman's death puts Paradise in a hanging mood.
Tomorrow he's gonna be wearing this.
And Ethan is forced to risk his own life to save an innocent man.
Saturday.
This is CBS.
Your neighbors at Safeway are having an incredible half-price sale.
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The Wizard of Oz.
Sponsored by Campbell Soup.
Any time of day, Campbell Soups are mmm, mmm good.
The Wizard of Oz.
When we return, remember this.
Jack Haley couldn't sit down in his stiff tin man outfit.
To rest, he had to lean against an oversized ironing board.
Ray Bolger's scarecrow makeup made his skin so raw that at the end of the day, his face would bleed.
And Burt Lahr's lion costume was extremely hot and heavy.
Constantly perspiring, Lahr said it was like walking around inside a wet mattress.
We'll share many other stories about the making of Oz after our movie.
I'll see you soon.
Hold me, warm me, won't you comfort me?
Hug me, it makes me feel so good.
Life is full of good reasons to give someone a warm hug.
A warm hug from Campbells.
Mmm, mmm good.
Why do things taste so good?
I'm telling you why.
Nutri-sweet as wine.
Everything good tastes so good.
It's easy to clean your front teeth, but to really clean those hard to reach back teeth,
you can either get a flip top head or get a reach toothbrush.
It's called reach because, surprise, surprise, it has an angled neck designed to reach right into the back teeth
and unique longer, softer outer bristles to massage and clean the long gums.
So to really clean those hard to reach back teeth, either get a flip top head or get reach from Johnson & Johnson.
This morning, I was following a Sears service truck when it dawned on me.
I see Sears trucks all the time.
It also dawned on me that I hardly ever see a service truck from those so-called super stores.
So before you make that next big buying decision, ask yourself what kind of service you'll get five years from now
or if they'll even be around to answer the phone.
That's one of the big reasons I feel better when I buy a major appliance or electronics from Sears.
And that's what they mean by your money's worth and a whole lot more.
Red Lobster.
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Golden Fried Shrimp.
Grilled Shrimp Scampi.
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How would you improve a Big Mac?
I would rearrange the sesame seeds in a variety of patterns to reenact famous naval battles.
Yeah. I think we'll stick with the classic one-of-a-kind Big Mac you just can't improve.
Attack.
Once upon a time Goldilocks set out to find the driest diaper.
First she tried loves. It's not the driest.
Next, Pampers. It's not either.
Then Goldilocks tried Huggies. This one is just right.
Kleenex Huggies Super Trim Diapers have leakage control shields.
They help funnel wetness into the blue inner layer to keep baby skin drier than loves or Pampers.
So Goldilocks wears Huggies now and everything's just right.
She's happily ever after.
She's got her legs.
Ooh, she knows how to use them.
Sheer elegance legs.
She knows how to choose them.
Some women live in sheer elegance.
The pantyhose that looks and feels like real silk from the Orient.
Well, I want her. I've got to have her.
She's got legs.
Some things are made to function in the freezing cold.
Ordinary plastic wrap isn't.
And if a wrap doesn't cling in the cold, it won't protect your food against freezer burn.
That's why we created Freeze Lock Plastic Freezer Wrap.
When these two pieces of freeze lock overlap and their special cling strips lock together,
well, you're not going to believe your eyes because no other wrap in the world clings like this.
Freeze lock keeps clinging in the cold so it keeps protecting against freezer burn.
Crispier.
Cheesier.
Junkier.
Spicier.
Bestier.
Tastier.
New improved French bread pizza from Weight Watchers.
Who else?
The Music World's biggest night is getting hotter every year.
And on this year's Grammys,
Millie Joel,
Paula Abdul,
You Kids on the Block,
with K.D. Lang,
Linda Ronstadt,
Sting,
Millie Vanille,
Randy Travis,
Patrick Swayze,
Gloria Estefan,
Fine Young Cannibals,
also Richard Marx,
Meryl Streep,
Ray Charles,
and Paul McCartney.
As Jerry Shandling hosts the 32nd Annual Grammy Awards, Live Wednesday.
Good evening. Coming up on Newsbeat at 11, with the growing crime problem in our area,
more people today are buying guns.
We'll take a special look at the consequences of that trend.
Also, we actioned to strong words.
Wouldn't you say that winning a trip to Hawaii would be hitting the jackpot?
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tear out the coupons from the KIMA coupon book and take them with you.
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six and a half ounce bags of Frito-Lays for only 99 cents,
and a chance to win a trip to beautiful Hawaii.
So right now, go to your participating jackpot store and say,
Thanks a lot, jackpot.
There's a lot of anxious people out there who can't think about anything else.
Some are even getting in shape for it.
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Come on in and enjoy this great taste and price while they last.
My place.
I'll see you next time.