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Something happens to it, you can take it back and you know where to take it back because
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5,4,3,2,1.
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There are two sides to every story and Michael Jackson says he has the footage to prove it.
Now, in a Fox Worldwide exclusive, the king of pop strikes back.
See what happened when the interviewer's cameras were turned off and Michael's were turned on.
Your relationship with your children is spectacular.
Your interaction with them is just so natural, so loving.
Plus, the mother of Michael's children reveals the truth about their relationship.
We split up because I couldn't deal with it.
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I'm going to ask the big question now.
Do you have sex?
A two-hour television event, the Michael Jackson interview, the footage you were never meant to see at 8, 7 Central, Fox Thursday.
You pass it hundreds of times and it doesn't mean a thing.
But on the last lap, it becomes all that you've worked for.
The rest of the race may have been a blur of color, but in the end, the only thing that matters is black and white.
And the three teams all getting in a gear, time trial run, 90 seconds to lose.
Tune it up, tweak it out, run it in the groove.
This is for the people giving it their best.
Who said Sunday was a day of rest?
This bus for you.
This bus for flag man race fans, chiefs in tall, pit crew boys taking over the wall.
This bus for you.
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You spend years making a name for yourself.
When you're known by your number.
That's fuel for the soul.
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Good job, man.
Hey, we're trying to get home.
Introducing the Dodge SRT Series.
Race inspired, street legal.
Sweet.
Tattoo, Wall Street, hotshots.
Somebody loves Charlie Sheen.
Oh.
Can I run a check for these?
Can I see some ID?
I'm going to have to call the bank.
Is this going to take long?
Yes.
How's it going?
This doesn't look like you.
You did when I came in here.
Next time use the Visa check card instead of checks.
It'll get you in, out and on with life.
How's it going?
It's been the best drive in the number 15 Napa Chevy
the past two seasons,
but this year's going to be really special.
The entire Dillard and Art Incorporated family
is joining me in spreading the word about Napa quality.
I'm at the wrong track.
I didn't know I was that good looking.
And I'm not splitting the money with you.
You think they're making fun of me?
I think they're making fun of me.
I wanted to know.
I had H&R Block double check last year's tax return, free.
They found over $2,000 my CPA missed.
I got a thousand.
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You want to know why I ran for Enterprise?
Because having the right car can make all the difference.
Pick Enterprise.
We'll pick you up.
Tall and tan, young and handsome, a boy.
From Ipanema goes walking on.
When he passes each girl, he passes goes.
Oh, how I watch him so sadly.
Can I tell him I love him?
But each day when he walks to the sea,
he looks straight ahead at me.
Tall and tan, young and handsome, a boy.
From Ipanema goes walking and when he passes I smile.
But he doesn't see.
He just doesn't see.
Oh, he doesn't see.
He doesn't see.
I've been here, I've been there.
You're free because you never know when you're going to need it.
Who said Kenny can't run fast?
Only one helps you get to the finish line.
This is my bridge.
This is my building.
This is my truck.
For people that care about getting the job done right,
we built the Toyota Tundra better from the ground up.
It's been 50 years since a Ford Tundra.
Oh, what a day.
Tell me about it.
Car broke down.
My bike got a flat.
Tons of paperwork.
Surprise math quiz.
Client kept me late.
You look like you need some McDonald's.
That's what I love about that woman.
I've got to trust a hundred people, if not more,
that have all touched, fabricated, bolted together something on that race car.
Teamwork is everything.
You pull in on a pit road, second or third,
guys are zinging lug nuts off and on.
You're going to be the first one off pit road and your guys got you the lead.
And that's what separates the best from the rest.
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Shanghai Nights is a hit.
Who loves you, baby?
Ebert and Roper give it two thumbs up.
Let's celebrate a little more.
Entertainment Weekly raves it's better than the original.
And the New York Times calls it one of Jackie Chan's best.
Shanghai Nights rated PG-13 now playing.
The world is complicated, but not everything's that hard.
It's no mistake when the choice you make leaves you home to your old backyard.
And you know that it's right in front of your eyes, my friend, right in front of your eyes.
If you haven't looked before, then you look again.
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