The passion meant to be satisfied quickly. He knew what to do, what buttons to push. This was definitely new.
Uncle Ben's rightful, screwed up some passion with Uncle Ben.
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Sometimes, you know, you can be a little... embarrassing.
Maybe we shouldn't see each other for a while.
What are you saying? Come on, Dharma, game's over.
No, but this is not a game, Greg!
I know I hurt you and I'm sorry!
The season finales of Dharma and Greg and Two Guys a Girl in a Pizza Place. See you Wednesday on ABC.
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It took Pete Zampras four hours and five sets to make it through the first round at Roland Garros.
He's looking for his first French Open title.
Meanwhile, the Jazz will not go gently into that good night.
They won Game 5 and forced the series back to Portland for a Game 6.
And in Toronto, the Sabres took on the Leafs without Dominic Kosic who missed his second straight game with a strained groin.
For this Sports Center update, I am Rich Ozz.
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
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I think you're beautiful.
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I got a call from somewhere in this area.
Something wasn't right.
Hi, what's good here?
Chilly, right now.
I didn't need to hear anymore.
This was a cellular town, and these were cellular people.
I told them everything.
Husband ACS built the only all-digital, all-PCS nationwide network, so they could be heard loud and clear.
There are others out there.
They have to know.
Next, a season filled with emotion.
Andy, help.
Isn't over yet.
I don't want to see nobody else.
This is it.
But it doesn't seem like he's drinking.
The season finale you'll never forget.
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On the season finale of Drew.
The bosses are about to fire all the employees and blow up the store.
And there's only one way to save the day.
A great big dance number.
It's Drew's biggest dance spectacular ever.
In celebration of the Drew Carey Show's 100th episode.
Followed by The Norm Show.
See you Wednesday on ABC.
Please release me, let me go.
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What do you get for a 75th anniversary?
The biggest sale in ace history.
The ace of 75th anniversary is happening.
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So I said to the guy, of course I'm paranoid.
I'm the new Crispy M&M's.
Look at me.
Crispy center, milk chocolate.
Nobody knows what it's like to be hunted for food.
Nobody.
When I grow up, I want to file all day.
I want to climb my way up to middle management.
Be replaced on a limb.
I want to have a brown nose.
I want to be a yes man.
Yes woman.
Yes sir, coming sir.
Anything for a raise sir.
When I grow up.
When I grow up.
I want to be under appreciated.
He paid less for doing the same job.
I want to be forced into early retirement.
Monster.com, there's a better job out there.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.
Everyone, we've got to save the Queen.
Brother, time.
Nisa Jajabink's come for comic relief.
Emergency landing on Tatooine.
No, Padre's in this with him.
Love you mom.
Love you Padme.
Oh no, Darth Maul.
My brains are spilling out.
How do I fit?
This is the weirdest date I've ever been on.
I'm out of here.
Go you must.
Farewell.
Bye bye.
Star Wars Episode 1 can select all 24 this summer.
They've been coming to Indy for 90 years.
The names have changed, but the goal is the same.
To become heroes.
The Indianapolis 500.
Coming to you at 11 a.m. on ABC.
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Would you swim with dolphins?
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We can't sleep without darling.
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Another warm sunny forecast on tap for Wednesday.
I'll have it at 11.