I'm gonna get you.
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See Jane.
See Jane run.
See Jane shave her head.
See Jane confound gender expectations.
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Okay, I get it. She's tough.
We are mass chief.
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It's an experience only understood by those who survive the camps.
You can never portray it, but the dilemma is should you not do it?
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Anne Frank deals with life rather than with death.
I still believe that people are really good at horror.
Tell to the world how we died and this will never happen again.
Be easy, sir.
The facts, the fads, the films go back to the year your favorite movies came out.
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This week, go back to 1987 for Predator.
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Damn me, I think being loved by you would be the most wonderful and exciting thing that could happen to a man.
Hey, Wetch, Whistlin', like to do your road tour?
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Did you fall in love with her?
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Don't go.
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I think I'll do a cannonball.
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James Spader's at the hotel, and I think he's in the shopping mall right now.
I actually did see John Cusack.
George Clooney was real cool.
Robert Downey Jr.
Tommy Lee Jones.
Mel Gibson.
Ellie Sheedy.
Nothing that we actually sat down and talked.
A lot of times you meet stars and they're a lot smaller than you think.
The elevator opened, and I don't know if it was James Spader.
I saw George Hamilton at an airport, at San Francisco Airport once, but you know,
maybe that was James Spader.
Maybe I just passed James Spader.
Oh my God.
Every Sunday morning, Peter Bart and Peter Goober take on the hottest topics in Hollywood.
You know the biggest rule changer in history.
I don't give a clock what you say.
With the biggest names in the business.
This week, Virginia Madsen, star of Sideways.
Alexander does not use a monitor, and I think this is so important.
What I've been doing as an actress is revealing more and more of myself with each role that I play.
Sunday Morning Shootout, next Sunday morning at 11 on AMC.