The Persian Gulf. Allied forces have started a military assault on selected targets in Iraq.
What will Saddam's reaction be? For live reports and complete details, turn to CNN.
Imagine how exciting life would be if everything in life was as exciting as Twix.
Buttery caramel, milk chocolate, together with a quirky crunch, the gold snap.
One of life's great kicks, Twix.
Prices are low at Subway, but I'd rather focus on sandwiches.
People call them hoagies or heroes or submarines, because they're shaped like submarines.
But we call them Subway sandwiches.
Our six-inch meatball sub features meatballs and sauce on bread I just baked, all for a low economical price.
I won't say how low, but you'll probably find enough in the cushions of your couch.
For 25 years, Subway has quietly made some of the best sandwiches anywhere, like the six-inch meatball sub.
Only $1.69, only at Subway.
I called the witch doctor, he told me what to do. He said, ooh-ee, ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang, wada-wada-bing-bang.
That means play Dr. Mario on Game Boy or NES.
Ting-tang, wada-wada-bing-bang.
I beat the witch doctor, and this is what he said. He said, ooh-ee, ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang, wada-wada-bing-bang.
Ooh-ee, ah-ah. And then he shrugged my head.
We're working overtime on the premiere of FLIR Ultra NBA basketball cards, with tons of white hot action here,
marbleized borders, 3D graphics, gold foil stamping, even a super glossy UV coating.
So now that you know how much quality goes into FLIR Ultra, you'll agree, you can't buy a better basketball card.
Combos versus chips.
With real cheddar cheese on the inside and crunchy baked crackers on the outside, combos...
stands alone. Try combos. They're the one snack that's twice as good.
It's Man vs. Machine, and Emilio Estevez is in high gear.
Stephen King's Maximum Overdrive.
10.35 Eastern tonight on TBS.
My dander shampoo is good.
Better try something else. Mine really works.
You'd better try something else, like Celcin Blue. Doctors recommend it more than all leading brands.
Celcin Blue. Doctor recommended number one.
TBS proudly presents the classics. Comedy performed by the masters.
Jack Tripper running into the door. Barney and his gun.
Jethro just being himself.
And of course, Fred and Aunt Esther.
Ah, there's nothing like the classics.
Threes Company, Andy Griffith, the Beverly Hillbillies, and Sanford & Son.
Beginning 6.05 Eastern, weeknights on TBS.
Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
On TBS, the PGA season swings into full gear.
At the United Airlines Hawaiian Open,
Payne Stewart, Paul Aizinger, and an all-star field take aim at defending champ John Cook.
For four rounds in prime time at one of the most popular stops on the PGA Tour.
The United Airlines Hawaiian Open.
Live complete coverage begins Thursday at 8 Eastern, exclusively on TBS.
Let's go back to your place.
In the tradition of basic instate, fatal attraction.
Cold-blooded murderess.
What did you just call me?
Murderess.
Oh, that's the Methodist.
And father of the bride comes a story of sex, violence, and other family values.
Stop using some sort of protection.
Uh-huh.
Hext, not to be confused with Malcolm Hext.
Read it R at theaters January 22nd.
Just look at this place.
I love what you've done.
This is how exciting life would be if everything in life was as exciting as Twix.
Buttery caramel, milk chocolate, together with a cookie crunch, a gold snap.
For the last time, turn that music up.
One of life's great kicks, Twix.
No little cinnamon gum freshens breath longer than Big Red.
No kiss a little longer, hug a little longer, stay close a little longer, longer with Big Red.
That Big Red freshness lasts right through it, your fresh breath goes on and on.
While you chew and say goodbye a little longer, make it last a little longer.
Give your breath more elastic precious with Big Red.
It's almost time for the dinner basket crowd to come in.
Are you ready to go?
Get loosened up, Shirley.
I love this place.
It's dinner at Burger King and can you believe?
It's table service.
These are actual people eating actual dinner baskets at Burger King.
They gave us our drinks and we sat down and minutes later they had everything on the table.
Serve the twin.
Four and eight.
And then what do I get beforehand before you bring the food out?
A popcorn.
Popcorn?
It's your way right away.
I love this place.
A twin blade from Bic?
What's in it for me?
This is new?
A twin for normal skin and a twin for sensitive, right?
Yo, I'm a sensitive guy so I tried it.
It was good.
It was great.
A new Bic twin select, normal, sensitive.
You really blew me away.
You made a Bic man out of me.
To get rid of her gray, my wife can spend 40 minutes.
But I discovered the five minute hair coloring.
The revolutionary discovery called Just For Men from the leader in men's hair coloring.
Simply apply Just For Men and in five minutes shampoo out.
Gray is blended away.
The look of my natural color is back in five minutes.
That was me and it won't fade or wash out.
My hair takes forever but you look great in just five minutes.
The look of your natural color in just five minutes with Just For Men.
Ladies and gentlemen, Thursday, Martin Sheen and Kirk Douglas,
the most powerful nuclear warship, has one chance to change history.
Still think it's a dream?
It's a nightmare.
The Final Countdown, challenge during Thursday night on PBS.
Double double your refreshments.
Double double your enjoyment.
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Come on and double this.
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There's no single gum like it.
I called the witch doctor, he told me what to do.
He said, ooh-ee, ooh-ah-ah,
ching-chang, wah-la-wah-la, bing-bang.
That means play Dr. Mario on Game Boy or NES.
Ching-chang, wah-la-wah-la, bing-bang.
I beat the witch doctor and this is what he said.
He said, ooh-ee, ooh-ah-ah,
ching-chang, wah-la-wah-la, bing-bang.
Ooh-ee, ooh-ah-ah.
And then he shrugged my head.
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They ain't the same things.
Not the same heartburn.
But his N-acid is very different.
His Tums has calcium.
Most N-acids don't.
Original Rolates uses an aluminum salt.
These two use aluminum and magnesium.
Of all these, only Tums helps wipe out heartburn
and gives you calcium you need every day.
That's just peachy for them, but I've got this gas problem.
No problem.
Tums makes an anti-gas N-acid, too.
When your batteries are performing, you're on top of the world.
But you never know when they're about to take a fall.
Only Duracell has the Copper Top Battery Tester,
so you can be sure your batteries will be riding high.
You can't top the Copper Top.
Nobody can do things like we can.
Nobody can do
chicken like we do.
Nobody can do
shrimp like we do.
You're gonna get your wish.
Go fish!
It's Man vs. Machine, and Emilio Estevez is in high gear.
Stephen King's Maximum Overdrive.
10.35 Eastern tonight on TBS.
I called the witch doctor, he told me what to do.
He said, ooh-ee-ooh, ah-ah, ting-tang, waddle-waddle-bing-bang.
That means play Dr. Mario on Game Boy or NES.
Ting-tang, waddle-waddle-bing-bang.
I beat the witch doctor, and this is what he said.
He said, ooh-ee-ooh, ah-ah, ting-tang, waddle-waddle-bing-bang.
Ooh-ee-ah-ah.
And then he shrugged my head.
No little cinnamon gum freshens breath longer than Big Red.
So kiss a little longer, hug a little longer,
stay close a little longer, longer with Big Red.
That Big Red freshness, that's right through it.
Your fresh breath goes on and on.
While you chew and say goodbye a little longer,
make it last a little longer.
Give your breath more elastic freshness with Big Red.
Hey, guys.
Hey, Jerry.
Early for you at 12.30.
No hurry, Hank.
Got some lunch on the way over.
I'll just settle in here with this nice big match.
You take your time, because I got these two all-beef patties
and special sauce to work with.
And I know Charlie there's got to look good for that wedding.
When you've just got to have a Big Mac, you're having a Big Mac attack.
What you want is what you get.
Two Big Macs, please.
I got this one, Charlie.
And McDonald's today.
We're working overtime on the premiere of Fleer Ultra NBA basketball cards
with tons of white-hot action here,
marbleized borders,
3D graphics,
gold foil stamping,
even a super glossy UV coating.
So now that you know how much quality goes into Fleer Ultra, you'll agree.
You can't buy a better basketball card.
My dander shampoo is good.
Better try something else. Mine really works.
You'd better try something else, like Selson Blue.
Doctors recommended more than all leading brands.
Selson Blue. Doctor recommended number one.
With Russ Bealers in Lawson Town, he served KFC super value buckets.
Get 15 pieces of original recipe or a bucket full of hot wing pieces.
The KFC super value buckets, just $9.99 each.
We do chicken right.
Thursday, Martin Sheen and Kirk Douglas,
the most powerful nuclear warship, has one chance to change history.
You still think it's a dream? It's a nightmare.
The Final Countdown, 10 Eastern Thursday night on PBS.