The afterlife.
Know what I like about this place?
No bad hair days.
You know what I love about this place?
Breakfast.
I can have all the smooth, creamy Philadelphia cream cheese I want.
I think a bagel without Philadelphia should be considered a sin.
Oh, no.
Just a suggestion.
No, no, no.
Eons upon eons ago, men and women figured out our lives would be just generally all around better if we included dogs in them.
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I will never let this container out of my sight.
I will care for it as if it were my own child.
A little overprotective of your Tupperware?
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I can't concentrate.
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TNN Action Wednesdays, one hot night.
Wednesday on the Magnificent Seven.
I never thought Don Paolo would follow me here.
To say by Ness, Buck is challenged to a duel.
You ready? Not even close.
Those Magnificos intend to interfere.
Will Swords undo the Seven?
Nobody said anything about Swords, señor.
Ride with the Magnificent Seven.
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One hot night.
Before I choose a stock, I do lots of research.
I love the market. It's such a rush.
I don't need a broker.
Investing online will be smooth sailing.
Let's be honest.
Smart Investing takes in-depth research and clear analysis to give you the edge you need.
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What you need to know.
The tires are here at Leschwa Tire Centers everywhere.
Celebrating the West's largest tire sale, the Spring Tire Sale.
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The all-new ZE326.
For pickups and SUVs, Wild Country, Wildcats, Trailcats, the new SXT.
All this and more on sale.
Custom wheels, exciting new styles.
Happening now at Leschwa, the West's largest tire sale.