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From CNN Headline News.
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One forecaster insists, quote,
We're not crying wolf the winter storm that formed in the Gulf of Mexico
is preparing to stomp on the East Coast.
Blizzard conditions are expected from the mid-Atlantic to the Canadian border.
Snowfall expected as far south as Georgia and Alabama.
Heavy thunderstorms to lash Florida.
Two cult members left a religious compound near Waco, Texas.
A 19-year-old man from Australia exited at nightfall.
Earlier in the day, 32-year-old Kathy Schroeder was allowed out.
Her husband was killed in the shootout when federal agents stormed the compound 13 days earlier.
German police are helping the FBI trace a money trail
that may prove the World Trade Center bombing was financed from overseas.
They're trying to track down at least one deposit into a New Jersey bank account
held by two suspects now in custody.
In Bombay, India, authorities are trying to figure out who's responsible
for a series of deadly bombings.
13 explosions, 10 car bombs went off within three hours.
As many as 200 people dead, 1,100 injured.
President Clinton says he won't let the shrinking defense budget
leave the men and women who helped win the Cold War out in the cold.
He toured the aircraft carrier Roosevelt off Virginia.
Back on land, there were cries of outrage and sighs of relief.
Defense Secretary Les Aspen released a list of military bases he recommends for closure.
13 are slated to shut down, 134 to be downsized.
For NewsWatch, I'm Larry Mayher.
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Another wildlife special from TBS.
The real story, the legend and the rebels who ride.
Harley Davidson, the American motorcycle.
A TBS original production, 8.05 Eastern, Monday night.