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Al sets his sights on a new kind of playmate.
A platypus.
It's ugly.
I'm looking for a pet, not a date to the prom.
Until Willie brings the perfect gift.
Bugs under glass.
But an ant farm is such a bore.
It's sort of like working security at a Pat Boone concert.
Until all the bugs get worked out.
We've broken bread together.
Well, actually, I broke it.
They just carried it around on their heads.
On the next Al.
630 Wednesday on Fox 53 and 66.
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Tony Curtis is trying to catch his breath while his numerous girlfriends are catching
flights home in the hilarious comedy, Boeing Boeing, noon tomorrow on Fox.
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On highway to heaven, a retired author returns to the island where he spent his youth.
Everything is the same.
And sparks vivid visions of a teenage romance long since past.
Frank, I know it sounds crazy, but somehow she's here.
I've seen her.
All you care about is the old man.
Can an angel help a troubled grandson come to terms with an old romantic?
Do my best.
Next on Highway to Heaven, 7 o'clock tonight on Fox 53 and 66.
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Thursday.
Holy moly.
The Simpsons are abducted by aliens.
What are you gonna do with this man?
And get invited to stay for dinner.
Radish rosettes?
These are hard to make.
They're a very advanced race.
But are they the guests of honor?
What are you looking at, Bunny?
Your wife is quite a dish.
Ooh, thanks.
Or the main course.
There's something not quite right.
Girl's right.
Let's get some applesauce out here for these pork chops.
Find out on The Simpsons, Thursday.
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Surprise.
Expect the unexpected.
On my talk show.
Only on KAYU-TV, Fox 28.
11 o'clock, weeknights.
It's here, Griggs' half-price sale on toys in Trimaholme.
I'm Charlie Griggs.
Wednesday and Thursday, we're going to take 50% off our sale prices on every toy in stock.
No toys held back, every toy in our huge toy department will be discounted by 50%.
Our Trimaholme department, lights, decorations, wrapping paper, everything is one-half-price.
Stock up on toys in Trimaholme because Wednesday and Thursday at Griggs, it's one-half-price.
Don't miss this chance because Thursday at 7, it's over.
When you think of great holiday heroes, you think of Rudolph and Santa Claus and Arsenio
Hall.
Arsenio Hall?
Yes, Arsenio Hall.
He's still bringing excitement to the Christmas season with lots of surprises and fabulous
guests like Christian Slater.
That's really sweet of you.
That's really nice.
Plus Faith Ford of Murphy Brown and The Simpsons' Harry Shearer.
Have a cool yule and don't miss the next Arsenio Hall show.
10 o'clock tonight on Fox 53 and 66.
It's Shirley Temple and she's going off to boarding school while her dad goes off to war.
But it won't get her down until...
Truth is not good.
And she won't give up hope.
I've been looking and looking.
He could be among the wounded.
Even seeking royal assistance.
Richard Green and Shirley Temple as the little princess.
9 o'clock Wednesday morning on Fox 53 and 66.
Here are these messages.
It's here, Griggs' half price sale on toys and trimma home.
Hi, I'm Charlie Griggs.
Wednesday and Thursday we're going to take 50% off our sale prices on every toy in stock.
No toys held back.
Every toy in our huge toy department will be discounted by 50%.
Our trimma home department, lights, decorations, wrapping paper, everything is one half price.
Back up on toys and trimma home because Wednesday and Thursday at Griggs it's one half price.
Don't miss this chance because Thursday at 7 it's over.
Meet the Owens, a family with unique tastes.
Kevin has a taste for clothes.
What do you think of the earrings?
Heather has a taste for romance.
Mom's into vegetables.
Dad likes natural foods.
Wesley has a taste for everything.
And who's the one man who can satisfy their tastes?
It's Mr. Belvedere.
So if you have a taste for the unexpected.
Did you know I was going to do this?
Try Mr. Belvedere.
Five 30 weekdays on Fox 53 and 66.
Charles, I'm really proud of the way you're taking care of yourself.
Oh, thanks.
You know working out could be fun if you have the right attitude.
Buddy, I don't know if I'm going to be able to lift this much.
Don't worry about the weight, Adam.
Just enjoy the view.
Jamie, I thought you believed in exercise.
Oh, I do.
I just don't believe in sweating.
You know, I don't know if I'm going to be able to lift this much.
I just don't believe in the right attitude.
Well, at least our left muscles get a workout.
Give your left muscles a workout with Charles in Charge.
Six o'clock weeknights on Fox 53 and 66.
Mike was pretty dull around here until Alf dropped in.
Just take those old records off the shelf.
He's weird.
He's wild.
And he's always hungry.
How long do you preheat these for a cat?
Your family is invited to let Alf drop in five days a week.
Why don't I come in and get some food?
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
Why don't I come over and we'll hit the hot tub together?
Don't miss the fun on Howl.
Six thirty weeknights on Fox 53 and 66.
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Cancel the call of the wild when Jason Bateman becomes a real party animal.
Teen Wolf 2.
Eight o'clock tonight on Fox 54 and 66.
Howl is a pre-production of the show.
The original is a production of the show.
You can watch the show on your favorite TV station, or any other TV station.
And we'll see you next time.
That's it for the show.
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8 o'clock tonight on Fox.
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