One of my favorite scenes is coming up next.
Tiny Tim with God Bless Us, Everyone.
Ben Randall commenting on Time Life's popular series, Mysteries of the Unknown.
I've always been a little curious about unexplained phenomena.
Because of personal experiences?
What do you mean?
Well, like, for example, can you sense when something's about to happen?
Well, yeah, I mean, everyone's a little psychic, but...
What about UFOs?
I don't know.
Lots of people swear they've seen them.
Ever experience déjà vu?
Sort of.
Like, I went into this old 19th century farmhouse and I just knew I'd been there before.
In another life?
I'm not ready for that.
Ready for this?
Mystic places?
Uh-huh.
It's from Time Life.
Talks about things like the Nazca Lines.
Were they runways for alien spaceships?
And did those aliens interbreed with the ancient Peruvians?
Did they?
Read the book.
Read about the medieval warriors who appeared before Stephen Jenkins in 1936.
Then he saw him again 38 years later.
That true?
Read the book.
Read about Aleister Crowley and his bride.
They spent a honeymoon night in the king's chamber of the Great Pyramid.
What happened?
Read the book.
Read about Cyrus Teeth's belief that people live in the center of the Earth.
Admiral Byrd looked into it.
Know what he found?
I know.
Read the book.
Read Mystic Places.
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The books and the food.
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Hi, I'm Oprah Winfrey.
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And now, we return to Scrooge.
I wanted this job more than anything.
I wake up the morning of my interview with a cough, but I mean a cough that would not
quit.
So I'm thinking, terrific, there goes my job, there goes my interview.
So I found a drug store.
I pick out a medicine, but they said that I'd be better off with something that was
good to work as well as codeine.
And they gave me Formula 44.
Today's Formula 44, as effective as doctor recommended codeine without narcotic side
effects.
And the stuff worked.
And parents, ask your pediatrician about new pediatric Formula 44.
We shall cover thee with his feathers.
Such a dreadful situation to be in.
You've got to watch.
Can you imagine scavengers coming in and sealing the bed sheets and curtains, even taking
the very night shirt you have to be buried in off your back?
And perhaps the worst is yet to come.
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Cascade, where sheeting action gives you virtually spotless dishes every time.
I quit.
Don't bother.
We're out of business.
What?
The Marshall's anniversary party?
As I was setting the table, I noticed them.
Noticed what?
Spots, spots on everything.
I tried wiping them off.
But maybe they didn't notice.
We noticed.
The party's over for this catering business.
Noticing spots on your dishes, you're not using Cascade.
Cascade sheeting action gets dishes virtually spotless.
These dishes look great.
It's the back.
Can we handle their annual dinner?
Beautiful.
For virtually spotless dishes, nothing beats Cascade.
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Come on in to sun-rinse fresh.
Like the sunny Downey feeling.
Just like hanging your wash in the sunshine.
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You can see Downey softens best.
Come on in, smell the sunshine.
Light and sunny, sun-rinse fresh.
Downey, April Fresh and light, sun-rinse fresh, too.
Come on in to the sunshine.
For all you cold sufferers who don't like taking your medicine, we have news that's
easy to swallow.
You can get Nyquil relief with a great taste of cherries.
Cherry Nyquil.
It's ten minutes past dinner.
Do you know where your Pepto is?
The one that coats is the only one you need.
We now return to Scrooge.
Scrooge has been sponsored in part by Bounty, the quicker picker-upper.
Hiya, kid.
Been a long time.
You were something.
We were something.
You're still a klutz.
You're still using Bounty.
Bounty's more absorbent than ordinary towels.
The best is still the best.
You always were a class act.
Bounty, the quicker picker-upper.
Rosie?
Yeah?
Here's looking at you, kid.
We've almost got our house.
The center hadn't canceled.
What's that?
Our diaper leak.
My dress, I'm wet.
What do I do now?
Help prevent leaks with loves.
Only loves have leak guard.
In the middle for girls, up front for boys.
Somebody's comfy in our new house.
Should I have changed you before you fell asleep?
These pink things don't seem to leak.
Wish I was as sure about the roof.
I'd just about given up.
My son invariably wears a white sweatshirt while shooting baskets in the mud and rain.
I thought that shirt would never be really white.
Then I tried Tide with bleach.
For your tough whitening problems, you need the one with the power of liquid bleach to
whiten better than other detergents.
Even a sock this dirty gets only this white with other detergents, but gets gleaming white
with Tide with bleach.
Unbelievable.
Sincerely, Virginia Raitano.
When it's gotta be clean, it's gotta be Tide.
He knew thereafter how to keep Christmas well.
Dickens.
What can I say?
It was 38 years ago that film was made, and it still continues to delight young and old
alike.
I know that our family looks forward every Christmas to spending this special time together
with Scrooge, Marley, Bob Cratchit, all of them.
I hope you've enjoyed this version of Scrooge.
And as Tiny Tim so elegantly says, God bless us, everyone.
I'm Patrick McNeese.
Good night and thank you.
Ho, and Merry Merry Christmas.
Ho, ho, ho.