Guys, lunch is almost ready!
Check this out!
We've got low-salt snacks, low-sugar jelly.
What a mom!
Hey, I worry about giving them too much salt and sugar.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
I'd love to try a peanut butter with less.
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Right, here's one.
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Sort of it?
It tastes great, Mom.
They're good, sweetie.
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And here's the result.
Of all the Cutlassieras ever sold in the last 10 years, we can say...
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A whole crowd of people.
And who ends up wearing the mess?
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Prince and the Pulver will continue after these few messages.
A week of great music and great movies continues with Funny Girl.
No one believes you'd ever be a star.
You don't look like the other girls.
You've got skinny legs, you stick out.
But she never believed anything else.
Omar Sharif and Barbara Streisand.
Hello, gorgeous.
In the movie debut that earned her an Academy Award.
Funny Girl, 8.05 Eastern, Thursday night on TBS.
My mom got me this ornament from Homer because I started taking violin lessons this year.
And she said I sound just like a whining puppy dog behind our garage.
Mommy said I could keep them, only if I feed them worms.
That's what my dad did on our fishing trip.
If you want to keep your big ones, you go ahead and put them there.
Four years old.
Bring back your favorite memories each Christmas with unforgettable keepsake ornaments from Hallmark.
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See you at Hallmark.
When you work in a doctor's office during cold season, you're going to get a cold.
And I've got a butte.
Hard to tell?
That's because I took this.
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Some Hallmark Christmas cards this year.
This one's for my teacher, Mrs. Logel.
And this one's for the two people who let me do everything my parents don't let me do.
And this is for my special friend, Wendy Peters.
Without her, I wouldn't be where I am today.
If you're looking to send a special one-of-a-kind Christmas greeting this holiday, see you at Hallmark.
This one's for my brother.
I'm nice to him this time of year.
Fortunately, the bathroom on the right has Northern Big Roll.
And toilet paper.
With 50% more sheets than regular Northern.
Can someone please give me a roll of toilet paper?
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As usual, my brother found a way to get me in trouble.
And by the time I got out, our bus was gone.
And so was he.
That's when I started running.
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As a proud sponsor of the U.S. Olympic team, we salute them all.
My brother. He still gets a kick out of seeing me run.
Brent and the pauper will continue after these few messages.
Jane, you ignorant slut!
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So, prior to the Friends and Family program, I thought that AT&T and MCI would be pretty close as far as what they were offering.
But to hear that they're giving an additional MCI, giving an additional 20%, and that's when I felt that AT&T couldn't hold a candle to it then.
I think it's really great to be able to offer an additional 20% on top of what we're already getting in the way of discounts already.
There's no doubt in my mind that a lot more people will eventually go online with it.
It can't be, it's great.
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Now that Annie's learning to crawl, she needs diapers that won't droop.
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Cleaning shouldn't involve weightlifting.
That's why there's the Dustbuster Corded Vac from Black & Decker.
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Brents and the pauper will continue after these few messages.
A week of great music and great movies continues with...
Sign here, madam. Your boy was born to play the cornet.
A musical con man.
Your son's little finger is perfectly situated to operate the spit bow on a B-flat floogle horn.
A sell-out crowd.
Along comes this fly-by-night salesman and you're all taking in.
This is one song and dance you're gonna love.
Robert Preston, Shirley Jones, and Ron Howard in The Music Man.
This is Radio 5 Eastern, Friday night on PBS.
Man, last week my cold was so bad.
I was coughing, my head pounded, my nose ran.
I'm sure I even had a fever.
My cough medicine just couldn't handle that kind of cold.
They had this in the infirmary, Vicks Formula 44M, M for multi-symptom.
You know, it's better than the leading brand because it's complete cold care and a cough medicine.
Pretty soon my body was telling me, hey, slacker, get back to work.
That's some medicine.
Vicks Formula 44, a better type of relief.
Cleaning shouldn't involve weightlifting.
That's why there's the Dust Buster Corded Vac from Black and Decker.
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The attachments are a snap, so it cleans every nook, cranny, and crevice.
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This holiday season...
Robin!
There he is!
Set your sights on the gift that's right on target.
Kevin Costner is Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, at an affordable low price wherever video is sold.
This Christmas you can send a beautiful gift without ever having to leave home.
FTD Seasons Greetings Bouquet.
It's highly recommended by the one big guy who should know.
It's as easy as FTD.
Virginia, Oklahoma, top 20 collision at the 1991 Gator Bowl.
Live Sunday night, December 29th, exclusively on TBS.