Today on KTV 12.
Daryl's an experiment in artificial intelligence.
The government created him.
He's a robot?
Now they want him destroyed.
But this little boy has other ideas.
Close your eyes and fasten your seat belt.
And that's when the fun began.
Daryl, where are you?
You wouldn't believe me anyway.
One,
two,
three,
four,
five.
Daryl.
Next on KTV 12.
It was a time to crown new champions.
A time to cheer the underdog.
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They'll call the ball!
It was a year it will not be forgotten.
Minnesota brings a baseball world champion.
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Act 1 of Darrow with limited intermissions will begin after these messages.
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See? Signing off.
Sleep well, miss.
Thank you, Robbie.
We at Beaverton in Honda, Beaverton in Chrysler Plymouth, and Beaverton in Infinity
wish you a very happy holiday season and a healthy new year.
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A roll of Conica film, please.
Conica?
Conica. Blue Box?
Carl, do we carry Conica?
Conica?
Conica.
Hmm.
Conica, right?
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On the wonderful world of Disney.
Mule for real. Never misses at 100 yards.
Ready, Gus?
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Voyage!
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Don't miss the wacky adventures of Gus, Friday night at 8 on KPTV 12.
Darrow, starring Mary Beth Hurt and Michael McKean, will return following these messages.
Jane, you ignorant slut.
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Alright, Binky. Later, Ralph.
Oh, goody.
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