Fin legs, big heads, wide screens, how cool.
This Christmas, I am Cornholeo.
They're gonna do America.
We're gonna die.
Of course.
Like it's never been done before.
Beavis and Butt-Head do America. Coming to the big screen. Rated PG-13. Friday, December 20th.
Only in theaters.
Cappuccino.
Choo-choo-choo.
New Amaretto Cappuccino from Maxwell's.
Amazing Grace. How sweet the sound that saved...
How much?
Nothing.
Thanks.
I once was lost, but now I'm found.
Yeah, I'd like to call my mom in Cincinnati. I don't think I have enough money.
I really need to talk to my mom. I can help you. Stay on the line.
Hello?
Mom?
David? David, is that you?
Mom, can I come home?
If you're lost or stranded, please call an AT&T operator or 1-800-2-BE-SAFE.
And we'll connect you to the help you need, free. Blessings of the season from AT&T.
Your mission is to find the perfect gift.
If they're expecting the impossible, now you can give it to them.
Tom Cruise. Mission Impossible. Rated BG13. The perfect gift. Buy it today, where videocassettes are sold.
That's the only one out there. And here it comes.
The only compact pickup to offer a third door.
Okay, folks, show's over. Chevy S10, like a rock.
The biggest adventure in the world is now on video.
Independence Day. Buy it on video before it's gone.
When I put lipstick on, it has to last. I'm Bob Mills. I'm a makeup artist for the motion picture industry.
Before, I used to have to retouch lipstick after every take. Not anymore.
Max Factor's Lasting Color bonds in the moisture on your lips and gives color that lasts.
It stays on and on. You don't have to retouch it. It's wonderful.
It's the longest lasting lipstick of Max Factor's I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of lips.
Max Factor. Makeup that performs.
How does the almond get into Hershey's Kisses with almonds?
Big chocolate taste.
I'm incredibly jaded emotionally. It's impossible for me to love or be loved by somebody without an incredible amount of horror.
Horrible feelings all the time. It feels bad all the time.
But touching. Touching feels good all the time. I could do a little touching.
Be a pleasure. Be a pain. Just be.
CKB. The fragrance for people. Calvin Klein.
Alright.
Happy Holidays.
From Providence Yakima Medical Center.
Now there's a new Honey Nut Cheerios and they're better than ever.
Nobody can say no to new Honey Nut Cheerios. No, no, you can't say no to the Honey Nut O's and new Honey Nut Cheerios.
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Nobody can say no to the Honey Nut O's and new Honey Nut Cheerios.
Have you tried new Honey Nut Cheerios? Everybody loves this stuff.
Tonight, cops race to stop a man from committing suicide.
I have no reason to laugh.
A brand new crime time cops then.
Two days before Christmas, this 19-year-old girl was gunned down.
Police say the suspected killer bragged about the murder, helped lock him up, and one of America's richest women vanished from her home, though nothing was stolen.
Now her family is desperate to find her.
Did I steal white from the file in Tulane?
It all starts tonight at 8, 7 Central.
On Christmas Eve, Fox presents the extraordinary story.
Am I gonna walk again?
Of an ordinary man.
What if it's not okay?
I promise you it's gonna be okay.
Who divide the odds.
You don't know, Dan. He will be up. He will be himself again. I know it.
Divide the doctors.
I'm walking out of this hospital.
And pulled off a true miracle.
Oh, yeah!
Rise and walk, the Dennis Bird story. Christmas Eve on Nonstop Fox.
Ah, I got your pizza.
I didn't order a pizza.
You didn't order a Pizzeria stuffed crust pizza?
Sure didn't.
It's baked fresh every day. Not too thick, not too thin. Just like Pizzeria pizza.
Mmm, tasty sauce and ring of cheese that's baked into the crust.
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That's our...
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Someone is playing a deadly game.
Someone who's seen one too many scary movies.
Who are you?
The question is, where am I?
Scream.
Richard R.
Starts Friday, December 20th.
Now, Jack, I'm not making any promises, but when you get your license, this car could be yours.
But please, take it easy, because it has a lot of power, and it's quiet, so you don't have to crank up the music.
But I'm not worried. I know you'll be a great driver.
Just like your dad.
Introducing the new 1997 Mitsubishi Galant.
A car you can count on.
The new Galant from Mitsubishi.
Built for living.
Season's greetings from Maxwell House Coffee.
As long as the world is a little warmer this time of year.
As long as elves outnumber scrooges.
Just as long as the best gifts come without ribbons or tags.
Maxwell House will always be good to the last drop.
What do you want?
Something simply sweet.
Warm, gooey, and chewy. Moist and fudgy.
With lower fat, but tastes terrific.
You want a Duncan Hines get-it-all lower fat recipe.
Only on Duncan Hines Mixes.
Just add Motz applesauce instead of oil.
For home-baked treats with lower fat.
And the irresistible taste of Duncan Hines.
Duncan Hines Hot Stuff.
If you got a problem, don't care what it is.
You need a hand, I can assure you this.
I can help. I got two strong arms, I can help.
Introducing the Blockbuster Gift Certificate Card.
Good at Blockbuster video and Blockbuster music.
That way, they can get what they want.
It would sure do me good. Do you good, let me help.
We both have colds.
I'm here with Adam and I can't even get started.
Why? Because last night he took Nyquil and I took these.
So he's not rested, I didn't.
Vicks Nyquil, the bright-eyed bushy-tailed fully rested.
So take it at night and have a good morning medicine.
There's nothing better than the complete cold relief of Nyquil to get you through the nights.
And there's nothing better than its non-drowsy version, Dayquil, to get you through the days.
Vicks Dayquil, the non-drowsy, starvy-head, sore throat, coughing fever so you can get through your day medicine.
Tonight's story, Christmas in Crisis.
Snow-footing.
The Santa Claus' broken leg leaves Christmas in jeopardy.
But the real victims here are the children.
What about Christmas Eve?
Give me one day.
Our own website.
I called IBM. We've got Lotus Domino.
Designers, manufacturers, distributors.
The job area. All the defences in the upcoming database. Over the internet.
Lotus Domino.
And just before Christmas Eve.
Now we'll see.
This boy doesn't deserve a big one.
He's helping the mother.
He's helping the mother for a nice gift for me.
The spirit of the holidays is about to invade Voyager.
We've got an emergency situation on board ship.
Only the crew can't deck the halls.
Because the halls keep changing decks.
The corridors are realigning. Rooms are in the wrong place.
Prepare for an hour of drama that will bend all the rules.
It's bigger and more powerful than we are.
And ends with a real twist.
Did you hear about this thing, Killa?
Everybody take cover.
Let's move.
Star Trek Voyager. Next week.
School's out and he's got mom a little stressed.
Then mom realized Mercy Theaters had met and A's tell Hugh goes back to school.
Now they're both going to have fun at Mercy Theaters.
Can you guess which cereal will now carry the American Heart Association symbol?
The answer shouldn't surprise you. It's Cheerios.
A diet low in saturated fat and cholesterol, including Cheerios,
may help reduce the risk of heart disease.
This Cheerios made from whole grain oats is also a good source of fiber.
And those delicious O's are low in fat and saturated fat with no cholesterol.
No wonder Cheerios carries the American Heart Association symbol.
All in all, it's Cheerios.
It's a holiday tradition.
I'm going to take over Santa's whole operation.
Hey, I'm with you, Python.
Raging Rudolph on Mad TV, late night tonight.
Watch Fox after breakfast. We never know what might happen or who might drop by.
He doesn't mean one arm push-up. Academy Award winner Jack Palance drops by.
We visit with former president Jimmy Carter, R&B singer Johnny Gil Serenades us, plus Robin Given.
Expect the unexpected every weekday morning.
Fox takes you deep into the heart of Texas.
Y'all catch the Seinfeld show last night?
You see that part where that old York come in there and talk about taking his own bourbon creamer, come slide in there,
and just always do that. Them dang old New York boys.
Just a show about nothing.
King of the Hill premieres January 12th.
One of the oldest rivalries in football is rekindled as the Vikings battle the Patriots on Fox NFL Sunday.
The ball's a ball to the middle.
Earlier this season, turnovers played a lead role as the Vikings upset the pack.
He's in trouble. Bust the football. Vikings have it.
It's a grudge match as both teams want to build momentum with a victory on their push into the playoffs.
It's a Fox NFL Sunday double heaven.
Coverage begins noon Eastern, 9 Pacific.
It's an NFC East battle in the nation's capital on Fox NFL Sunday.
This is what football's all about. This is what the NFC's all about.
The Dallas Cowboys are building momentum into the playoffs while the Redskins look to avenge a Thanksgiving Day loss.
Perry Allen walks in for the touchdown.
The Cowboys are ready to make another Super Bowl run as the Skins will try to end the season with a victory.
It's a Fox NFL doubleheader. The boys take on the Skins.
Coverage begins noon Eastern, 9 Pacific.
I know what these players are experiencing. I've gone through the tunnel. I've been introduced.
It's the day that players take their game to a higher level.
You got the two best teams. They worked all year long to get to this moment.
It's the day that legends are born and history is made.
Winning a Super Bowl is it. As a player, as a coach, as an owner, it's what it's all about.
It's just the biggest game that you would ever play.
It's the greatest feeling in the world. It's the defining moment in your career as a player.
People love champions. It was what I dreamed about.
People love great events. There is no single day event in the world that is more intense, more electric.
The Super Bowl, the spectacle. An incredible moment.
It's astounding what it's become.
Super Bowl XXXI. It's just something about somebody being the best.
January 26th. Only on FOX.