This is TBS, a great place for adventure.
I'll never forget.
It was a big game.
And it was all up to me.
P-A-P-O!
For years I've been wishing I'd swung at that pitch.
Hit or miss, at least I'd have given it a shot.
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For one extraordinary week, CNN turns its focus to Asia,
with in-depth reporting by Lou Dobbs, Bernard Shaw, and Larry King.
To understand Asia's global influence, CNN will take you there live.
Asia Week beginning March 29th on CNN.
Skinny dipping in Cool Whip Light.
Cool Whip Light Whip topping.
The luscious taste of whipped cream with one half the fat and only 8 calories per serving.
Cool Whip Light.
You can go, you can go.
Have you had it up to here with frying?
Shake and Bake makes crisp, juicy chicken your whole family will love.
Why fry?
Shake and Bake.
Next, TBS Night Flicks continues with two tales of sole survivors.
Charlton Heston is the Omega Man.
Then everyone's dead are turned into a mutant zombie,
except for Vincent Price.
He's the last man on Earth, all coming up on TBS.
Darling, I know you've already had your breakfast,
but I'm gonna pour you another glass of delicious, pure Florida orange juice.
Get you on your feet and get you going.
It's got minerals.
It's loaded with vitamin C and natural energy.
And you said you wanted energy.
Especially today.
What, you got a charity show?
No, I'm going shopping.
100% pure Florida orange juice.
It'll get you on your feet.
Ha ha ha.
Well, the first time I tried it, it was like, whoa, this is a new experience.
Introducing you Arm & Hammer Dental Care Tartar Control Gel.
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You know that polish feeling you get when the tartar's gone and your teeth feel brand new.
Arm & Hammer's the only tartar-controlled gel with baking soda and a fresh mint taste.
So now I get that fresh-from-the-dentist feeling anytime I feel like it.
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Watch for this free sample in this month's Carol Wright coupon mailer.
Now introducing the dandruff shampoo just for women.
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Bart, I'm gonna open my mouth and close my eyes and you're gonna give me a big surprise.
Crispity, crunchity, peanut buttery butter finger.
Nobody better lay a finger on my butter finger.
I hate to see streaks where I just clean the window.
Streaks where I just clean the chrome.
Stop streaking and start cinching.
Cinch cleans glass without streaking.
Even in the sun.
Cleans grease without streaking too.
Glass cleaner can leave streaks.
Spray cleaners, they also leave streaks.
But cinch cleans glass. Cinch even cleans grease without streaking.
Sure, it's from Spick and Span.
Stop streaking and start cinching.
We now return to Ravagers on TBS Nightlyx.