It's a ghost story. But watch out, because it's not scary. It's the most hilarious haunting in history. And you'll get a real jolt when the spirit of a cutthroat pirate returns to terrorize a New England college. But this time, only the college track coach can see him. What are you trying to do, kill yourself? Who'd like to think about that? And he must perform just one good deed or forever dwell in limbo. You ever pat a dog? Pat it? Yes. No, I never did pat it. For Blackbeard, it won't be easy, but it'll be fun. Peter Ustinov, Dean Jones, and Suzanne Plachette star in the Walt Disney comedy Blackbeard's Ghost. Coming up next. So I said to her, now that you told me about the dependability and durability and the safety of Mercedes, is it considered vulgar to ask the price? Finally, I said to her, actually, we encourage it. So I asked her the price. Of course, I countered with our standard response in these cases, the facts. So I said, well, that's all it costs. And you won my heart. You got me. If he really liked the car, he did. It makes life safer to have rules. Yeah, if you didn't have rules, someone would get hurt. You shouldn't make noise on the bus because sometimes the bus driver, he needs to hear everything, but when you have to stop by the train tracks. Yeah. Yeah. You shouldn't stay too close to the curb, otherwise you could get flattened or something. You should walk at least 10 feet away from the bus so you can see the driver and the driver can see you. It's very cool to follow the rules. Each day in our region, one news story tops all others. It is the top story, and on CAP 35 News, the top story receives the in-depth coverage that it demands. In central Washington, CAP 35 News is the one to turn to for the day's most significant news, the top story. You'll find it on CAP 35. Complete weather in sports and the top story, weeknights at 5.30 with Dave Edel and Dana Cowley on CAP 35, where the news comes first. Do you know where the American Cancer Society's Discovery Shop is at? It's on West Yakima Avenue, right next to Yakima Cycle, and look at this merchandise. Nice, warm clothing for the winter, and all at extraordinary prices. Some of it's brand new. Some has been used, but it's all been laundered, dry cleaned, and brought out on display. And the prices, well, the prices are extraordinary. Something for everybody at the American Cancer Society's Discovery Shop. Look at this, I found a whoopee cushion for midgets. It is not. Well, it looks like one. And now, we present Black Beard's Ghost. Hey, how about some breakfast and good morning America? Good morning America, I'm Joan Linden. And I'm Charles Gibson. In the headlines this morning... Did you see that piece this morning on gun control? Later, we'll be talking with the congressman responsible for that bill. About the interview? Yeah, you cut it too? Weather looks so good, you'll be sending me thank you notes on Monday. I sure hope Spence gives us a good one for this weekend. Later, I'll be talking with the Treasury Secretary, Nicholas Brady, about the effects of this. What is this? Review this week's box office smash. I heard it this morning on Good Morning America. So tomorrow will be well worth watching. So have a great day and join us tomorrow on Good Morning America. Society would have you believe that mothers and their children should be inseparable. Is it any wonder we find it so difficult to put our kids in daycare? But recently, research has found that children who go to quality daycare show no signs of maternal deprivation. So don't feel guilty about putting your children in a good daycare. They may not only turn out better for it, they'll still love you. My teacher is special because... CAP 35 salutes the Valley's best teachers and nobody's more qualified to help us than students. We're asking kids from first to twelfth grade to write an essay telling us what makes your favorite teacher so special. Send your entries to CAP TV by November 15. Four winners in four different age groups will each receive U.S. savings bonds and we'll announce the winners on the 530 news November 20. So kids, grab your pencils. That's what makes my teacher so special. Whatever your problem, however you feel, wherever you are, we're there for you. Boys Town National Hotline, 1-800-448-3000. There's no charge and you can call any time. Boys Town National... We're having your favorite soap stars play Cupid for their single friends. Looking for love, looking for love here. Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's hot. He's hot. Did you hear that, Patrick? You're hot. I interviewed actors and I said not good for my daughter. What girl could love this? And I'm fixing up one of my buddies. Soap stars play Cupid on the next Oprah. Oprah Monday afternoon at 3 on Camp 35. Hi, I'm Warren Moon of the Houston Oilers. A quarterback depends on good protection. He can't do it alone. Kids can't do it alone either. They need the help of both parents. If you owe child support, please pay it faithfully. Don't neglect your own kids. Without support, they can end up on the bottom of the pile. And believe me, that's no fun. Washington State provides free help to get children the support they deserve. For information, call 1-800-442-KIDS. Mr. Wright? Yeah? Well, if there is such a beast, a killer smiles amused. He's gotta have nice teeth. Gotta. With dark green eyes. Ow. I'm drooling already. And your dream date would have? A hot tail. Tall is good. Yeah? He's gotta have animal magnetism. Yes! Did I mention a hot tail? Robbie Sinclair is history's hottest honk. Wednesdays on dinosaurs. Nice tail, huh? Perhaps you recall this scene from my screen light. Oscar. Huh? Hey. Hi. This man's the departmental fire? I've gotta cry, son, bunny. I haven't been able to sleep for three nights. You have I. I've got insomnia. In real life, sleep problems are no laughing matter. One in three of us suffers from sleep problems that can seriously affect our work, our health, and even our family lives. Lack of sleep is dangerous. Falling asleep at the wheel is a major cause of fatal highway accidents. Sleep loss can distort our perceptions, heighten our anxieties, and even aggravate our physical illnesses. Don't take sleep problems lying down. If you're tired when you should be alert, see your doctor. Write for a free sleep booklet. PO Box 307Z, Coventry, Connecticut, 06238. When you've been involved in a personal injury, the insurance company asks you to walk alone. It's at these times that you should seek the advice of a lawyer, a person who is on your side looking after your needs. At Aveda and Nelson, we're experts in personal injury cases. There's no charge to discuss your case and no fee unless we recover for you. If you've been seriously injured, don't walk alone. Call us at Aveda and Nelson, the firm that gets results. Were you there when he set himself on fire? Yeah, he told me he was gonna do it. Richard Pryor wasn't the only one burned. He came after me and just lit into me with his fist. On the next Geraldo, celebrity exes reveal how life in the spotlight can get too hot to handle. I have slept, Tina. I've only been out of jail six weeks now. From Mike and Tina Turner to Mr. and Mrs. Spock, Hollywood marriages down the drain. Next Geraldo. Beautiful, isn't it? However we're losing our precious wetlands. You can help restore the natural balance of our environment through wetlands restoration. You'll be creating a natural haven for fish, birds and other animals and establishing a living breathing endowment for our children. Odie, we need more birds. Birds are beautiful. Birds are nutritious. Call 1-800-CATTAIL to have drained wetlands restored by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. They brought you this message. And so did I. Help is available with housing, training, a job and many other services. Veterans Clearinghouse, when the yellow ribbons have faded. We're going to be back. Through the United Way, we have a way to help people right here in the Yakima Valley. When Sergeant Lee Wallace joined the Army, the American Red Cross was most likely the furthest thing from his mind. But when he was sent to the Persian Gulf to serve in Operation Desert Storm, he was glad they were around. When you're over in Saudi Arabia and something happens stateside that needs to be taken care of like what happened to me, you know, it's a good feeling to know that the Red Cross is there to help us out. United Way, it brings out the best in all of us. The porn business stole her future. Now Tracy Lourdes tells Inside Edition she wants it back. Tracy wanted to be a movie star. I mean, I was 15 years old. I didn't wake up one morning and say, okay, I'd like to be a porn star today. But her X-rated fame stole away her self-respect. It was the most humiliating thing of my life. I was just a young girl that thought that I was gonna die before I was 21 and who cared what happened? The rebirth of a porn star. Watch Inside Edition. On the inside, it's a whole different story. I'd like to filter lights, please. The hundreds. Soft packs. The thin ones. In a box. The menthol kings? Yeah, the brain guys. Every day a half million American kids buy their cigarettes from a friendly neighborhood pusher. I'd like to filter lights, please. Hey, two packs. We're going on out. Vending machines don't know any better. But what about the rest of us? Hector smile for mommy. Oh, that's a good Hector. What are you doing this weekend that's so important you can't take a little time to test your home for radon? After all, it is the second leading cause of lung cancer and a radon test kit is inexpensive. You could pick one up on your way to get more film. Four and twenty black birds baked in a pie. Back to Black Beard's Ghost. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. My favorite time of the year. Hi, I'm Louise Mandrell and I'd like to tell you about a new album by Sessions called Christmas Wishes. This new four record collection has over 50 great holiday classics performed by your favorite country singers. Just listen. Pretty paper, pretty ribbons of blue. It came upon a midnight clear. No will, no way. I'll be home. Christmas Wishes is filled with a special arrangement of Christmas favorites from jingle bells to a truly fine collection of traditional hymns and carols. Here's more. Oh, little town of blessing. Have yourself a merry little Christmas. There's an old Christmas car Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. Walking in a winter wonderland. Jingle bells, jingle bells. Christmas Wishes is available on four records or three cassette tapes for only $19.95. Two compact discs, only $24.95. Here's how to order. 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