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T-bone, T-bone, look for a T-bone, chewy meaty T-bone at the big T-bone store. There's
one, no, that's a one, over there, no, no, a little, oh, too green. Wait a minute, Doc,
I'll hold back into little chewy meaty T-bone steaks. I'm waking up.
Mama brought you some T-bone dog snacks? Made with real meat so dogs think. It's a T-bone.
New resealable T-bone brand from Purina. Dogs don't know it's not a T-bone. It's a T-bone.
Come on, we can get it. Dude, go for it. Are you crazy?
Got it. Ready.
Sandy is not gonna like this. Take an Elf home for the holidays on special
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Have a really, really comfortable Christmas.
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It's amazing what some guys go through just to get an authentic NFL jersey.
They should just watch the NFL Team Shop on QVC.
Authentic NFL merchandise delivered right to your door.
Pretty painless really. But some guys never learn.
This year at Perkins, shopping is no problem.
No hassles.
No baking.
No worries.
No shopping.
No decisions.
No wrapping.
No well.
And now back to Star Wars. May the Force be with you.
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There's excitement in the air. It's crunch time.
We've got two boys, two girls. You know, it's from one end to the store to the other.
They wait to the last minute. They don't know what to buy.
We'll fill this cart in about 20 minutes. We're there to help them though.
Oh, the adrenaline starts pumping. And you, Peeing, popping down every hour.
The people of Walmart seem to recognize that frenzy look on your face.
I forgot this person. I forgot that person.
They're real receptive and helpful.
We've got plenty of stuff left.
Walmart has great prices right up to the last minute.
I'm an expert last minute shopper. Please come to me.
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It was just one of those nights.
Just one of those fabulous flights.
A trip to the moon.
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Discover the Gossamer Bay difference.
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Let us celebrate this supper. With merriment. With song. With crescent rolls.
Did someone forget the crescent rolls?
Oh, don't worry. They're right here.
Pillsbury Crescent Rolls are one tradition you don't want to forget this Christmas.
So warm and flaky. They've got that fresh from the oven taste everybody loves.
Make sure you remember them at your Christmas feast.
You are thankful for this delicious fruit.
Let's eat. Woohoo.
Look, it's the world's first on battery tester from Energizer.
You just press the dots to make sure your battery will keep going and going.
A battery like this deserves to be in the spotlight.
Preferably alone.
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You'll find time to get out there and work on all kinds of things.
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Seven shopping days until Christmas.
Good. Good. Don't panic.
Find a perfect gift.
This is so cool.
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May the Force be with you.
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More eyes light up with our diamonds.
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And we sell more of the holiday gifts you want than any other department store.
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With 24-hour catalog shopping. And gift certificates good nationwide.
That's why our jackets get snapped up more often. Our watches.
Right now you can save on denim jeans for the entire family.
This is the idea. Two lights in one.
This is how we made it work.
The EverReady 2-way light.
It's a flashlight and a lantern.
Another bright idea from EverReady.
Sun-made raisins. Never slow down.
Buy Sega Saturn between now and the end of the year and we'll give you three top-selling arcade games free.
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This year at Perkins, shopping is no problem.
No hassles.
No baking.
No worries.
No shopping.
No decisions.
No ramping.
No well.
And now back to Star Wars, starring Mark Hemmell.
We will return to the Star Wars trilogy after these messages.
Come on. We can get it.
Dude, go for it.
Are you crazy?
Go for it.
Santa is not gonna like this.
Take an Elf home for the holidays on special cans from Pepsi.
Right now when you buy Pepsi, you can get $5 back on Microsoft CD-ROMs.
It's a steal.
For years, one rotary tool set the standard.
There was nothing better. There was also nothing else.
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Breath of Sure is sold right on.
My son Shack gets big colds. Good thing Robitussin makes a cold formula.
These little micro gels will take care of seven feet, 300 pounds.
Robitussin cold formula is recommended by Dr. Mom.
Wrongly accused.
Hey!
I didn't do it.
Unjustly convicted.
The jury finds you guilty.
I'm innocent.
Her life is over.
What if I go live?
Her life has just begun.
Lefem Nikita on USA premieres January 13th at 10, 9 Central.
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USA's Star Wars trilogy will continue.
As long as this thing's been going, we've been chasing it. It's an obsession with us.
Check. We've gone days without seeing anything.
It's flowing with us again. And there it is right there. You can see its ears and its drum.
Come on, buddy. Come on, baby.
Look, look, look out there. Look out there. About 10 o'clock.
Stop it! Stop it!
It's a woodchuck.
Nothing, right?
It's a woodchuck. Forget it.
Sorry.
It just keeps going and going and therefore you yourself have to keep going and going.
Now that you get one free brief with every six, the Fruit of the Loom Loaners Pack is such a great deal.
You could end up spending more money wrapping it.
Have a really, really comfortable Christmas.
At JCPenney, our gifts may sparkle, but our prices are dazzling.
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All to be treasured for seasons to come.
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And may the Force be with you.
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If they're expecting the impossible, now you can give it to them.
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In a moment the sun rises.
In a moment your best friend gets married.
The times of our lives happen in a moment.
And more people keep track of these moments with a watch made by Citizen.
Citizen, how the world tells time.
Who gives you raging arcade gameplay?
Sega!
The most authentic sports games?
Sega!
And access to the internet all on your TV.
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Play games.
Surf the net only on Sega Saturn.
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We pitted the Bronflex Integral with its integrated cutter and pivoting head against the toughest competition we could find.
Mmm...
It's this one.
No, it's this one.
The Bronflex Integral.
For a shave that's as smooth as a baby's...
Who you know?
And if you don't agree, you've got 90 days to return it to us.
No questions asked.
No.
Ho-ho! Ho-ho!
Got your pizza movie, guys.
What?
I got your pizza movie.
What's a pizza movie?
You buy a Pizzeria Stuff Crust Pizza from Pizza Hut, you get a free rental at Blockbuster.
Pizza movie, get it?
Free. How'd you do that?
I'm Santa. I can do anything.
Now at Pizza Hut, buy a large Pizzeria Stuff Crust Pizza for $9.99 and get a certificate for one free rental at Blockbuster Video.
This is getting easy.
T-Bone, T-Bone! Look for a T-Bone.
Chewy, meaty T-Bone.
At the big T-Bone store.
There's one! No, that's the one. Over there! No, over there!
Oh, too green. Wait a minute, Doc.
I'll hold back into a little chewy, meaty T-Bone steak.
Yeah! I'm working out!
Mama brought you some T-Bone dog snacks?
Made with real meat, so dogs think...
It's a T-Bone.
...receivable T-Bone brand from Purina. Dogs don't know it's not a T-Bone.
It's a T-Bone!
Here's the deal.
Thirteen movies.
All from USA Studios.
No kidding. Wow.
Hosted by Ed Begley Jr. and Terry Gar.
The USA Pictures Originals Mega Marathon.
That's fantastic!
New Year's Eve and New Year's Day.
I'll drink to that.
On USA and Nowhere Else.
You wait? In our moment of triumph?
I think you overestimate their chances.
The USA Movie Special is brought to you by Chef Boyardee Can Pasta.
Hear that?
Bells.
School's out.
Four hundred yards. Three hundred yards. One hundred yards. It's hungry, sir!
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Oh, beefy.
Chef Boyardee, beat Ravioli! Feed the need!
For years, one rotary tool set the standard. There was nothing better. There was also nothing else.
But now there's a premium rotary tool. The Ryobi Multi-Tool.
It shapes, cuts, sands, strips, routs, grinds, and polishes. All with more power, or a lot less mind.
The Ryobi Multi-Tool. Just one of our many premium power tools that give you pro features at an affordable price.
It wouldn't be the holidays without pie, so today we're going to make an easy pie crust for the scratch.
Easy? We'll show them easy.
First gather all your ingredients. The major mix make-able for just, and for, fill, and vase.
For a pie crust that's now flakier than ever and tastes more like homemade, follow this simple recipe.
Pillsbury Refrigerated Pie Crust.
Oh, it's as easy as, you know what, whoo-hoo!
Tomorrow on USA, the battle to restore freedom to the galaxy rages on. Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, and Carrie Fisher star in The Empire Strikes Back.
Rebel base 3 minutes and closing.