Mideast turmoil threatens Butt-Head's petroleum fields and the entire House of Beavis teeters on the brink. Don't go away.
Welcome to MTV Star Signs for 95.
Ben Hailey, a sign of strength in brand new facial hair.
Cranberries, a tart and tangy sign.
TLC, a sassy sign.
Green Day, a sign of intensity.
MTV Star Signs. Maybe you need to plug in.
According to sources close to the NFL, this man, Stanley Craver, will be giving a speech about football during the Super Bowl telecast.
Officials at Nike were unavailable for comment.
Centuries ago, one man was chosen to protect all that is good.
I know who you are. You're Connor McCloud, born into the clan McCloud.
But an enemy from the past has traveled through time to challenge him in the present.
Some say he's the devil himself.
Now, the ultimate battle between two supernatural forces enters the final dimension.
Highlander, The Final Dimension, rated PG-13.
Starts January 27th at theaters everywhere.
Harry, I've got Tom Hanks in the house.
Guys, I'm telling you, Eric Grofton's in the house.
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Coming up next, Beavis tries the new morning after pill.
And it works. Stay tuned.
On the next MTV's Oddities.
Welcome to the party, sucker.
Roy's being held and we need to get him out.
Explosions!
It's the invasion!
Monday night at 10 on MTV.
You can forget about Stephen King.
Kane outsells them all.
Whatever he writes.
Did I ever tell you my favorite color was blue?
Whatever he imagines.
Kane's writing has been known to have an effect on his less stable readers.
Do you read Sutter Kane?
Whatever he thinks.
For years I thought I was making all this up.
Becomes real.
It's about people turning into things.
You need to read the notebook to find the way out.
Now, John Carpenter brings you the best film of his career.
This is not reality.
It's all happening for real, Trent.
And it'll spread with each new reader. That's how it gets its power.
Like the book?
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Einstein!
Rated R.
Starts Friday, February 3rd at a theater near you.
Meet Mike, a young man with a good job.
Mike graduated from high school with no job lined up.
Everywhere he heard the same thing.
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Harry, I've got Tom Hanks in the house.
I heard Millie had Tony Bennett in the house.
No!
So I got Whoopi Goldberg in the house.
Guys, I'm telling you, Eric Clapton's in the house.
Oh, get out of here.
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MTV viewer services.
Hello.
Hello.
Hi, yes.
Can you tell me who shot the 9 Inch Nails video?
Who shot it?
Yes.
Here's the deal.
I think that video needs to be reshot.
I would like to reshoot the video.
I have this little act I do.
I'm going to go in there and just do this crazy off the wall kind of shit.
Where we have the guys in the band dressed up like all half naked.
It would make a lot of these sexual connotations.
Because the band is definitely going that way.
It is.
Are you there or what?
You're not getting this.
I've got you.
I've got you loud and clear.
Almost too loud.
Apparently you can't see it.
Apparently you can't.
I am dealing with a...
I don't have the vision, maybe.
Well, you maybe do don't because I see a lug is what I'm seeing and I really don't like it.
You're saying that your supervisor's not there.
That's all.
Then I will get back to you at another time.
Okay?
Yeah.
Ding-dong.
Beavis tries to claim his birthright, but the pawn shop dude says he needs the ticket.
Stay tuned.
It's Super Bowl time and MTV celebrates the glory of American sports.
I don't want some naked dude standing next to me with a shlong slinging around saying,
Hey, good game, man.
This Sunday during Super Bowl halftime, MTV presents Butt Bowl II.
Two all-new episodes starring the dudes who put the points on the board.
I'm a gore.
Plug in for two all-new episodes during Butt Bowl II.
Super Sunday at halftime.
Pageantry, drama and two competitors who don't know the meaning of the word meaning.
Butt-pon-tapper.
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Doo-wah.
It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life.
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Whatever he thinks, whatever he writes.
Shane's writing has been known to have an effect on his readers.
Becomes real.
John Carpenter in the mouth of madness.
Rated R.
Starts Friday, February 3rd.
Enter the virtual reality world of The Interactor
where all the action jumps off the screen and into your gut.
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Hello from Plank Road where our man Paul has gotten lots of calls and letters asking,
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Tetris.
Dr. Mario.
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Tetris.
Dr. Mario.
Tetris.
Dr. Mario.
Stop!
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It's twice as insane.
Only for Super NES.
I'm gonna kick your tail.
No.
I'm gonna kick your tail.
No, I'm gonna kick your tail.
Jim, I just got it.
Got what?
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I love disco and I hear it's making a comeback.
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We know how to show it.
Rory Gaynor.
I will survive.
Oh, as long as I know how to feel.
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YMCA.
It's fun to stay at home.
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I don't need no cure.
Sweet love, you know that.
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Yo, what's up?
This is Chuck D. from Public Enemy.
I'm saying save the drama and save the trauma.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't want my mama wearing no armor talking about we got to do this for our community.
It's only us to look after us straight up.
And instant roughnecks, you know, that's really suckerish.
You know what I'm saying?
A gun don't make you harder.
All right?
Bucking the odds make you harder.
So let's take care of each other.
Peace.
All right?
Live it or rest in it.
And I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
Tire, House of Beavis, teeters on the brink. Don't go away.
Not another gutter ball.
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Centuries ago, one man was chosen to protect all that is good.
We know who you are. You call him a clown.
But an enemy from the past has traveled through time to challenge him in the present.
Highlander, The Final Dimension, ready PT-13, starts January 27th.
Everyone has a right to be heard, and this man has a lot to say.
You don't have a problem with him stealing shoes out of locker rooms?
Ah, that's petty stuff. No felonious assaults, no no big deal.
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Tetris.
Dr. Mario.
Tetris.
Dr. Mario.
Tetris.
Dr. Mario.
Tetris.
Dr. Mario.
DUNK!
They're on one game back.
Tetris and Dr. Mario, it's twice as insane, only for Super NES.
I'm gonna kick your tail.
No.
I'm gonna kick your tail.
No. I'm gonna kick your tail.
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