We both have colds. Why is he bouncing around like it's a great morning anyway?
Well, I'm so tired and cranky and headachy I can't even get started.
Why? Because last night when he said,
Let's take Nyquil so we can have a good morning, I said, Why?
What's the nighttime stifling sneeze and coughing, achy stuffy head fever so you can rest medicine got to do with morning, silly.
He took it. I took these.
Why?
Nyquil, it's also the bright eyed bushy tailed fully rested so take it at night and have a good morning medicine.
I'm a simple man. Why she did this for me I'll never know.
But this woman, a woman I clearly don't deserve, purely out of loving kindness.
Bake me a pie. Mrs. Smith's natural juice pie.
A pie as good as her soul. I thought I'd forgotten our anniversary again.
But she did it just because.
Will I ever be worthy?
Probably not. They won't be expecting it but they're gonna love it.
Mrs. Smith's pies for dessert. Surprise someone tonight.
I'm ecstatic.
Downey put April Freshness into dryer sheets and Bernard is their biggest fan.
You know what I like about watching the game, Dad? His shirt. Woo.
It's really April Fresh cause Mom switched to Downey dryer sheets.
They're the only sheets with April Freshness.
And shirts are real hip with its crown.
Downey dryer sheets for April Freshness from your dryer.
When you get a head cold your head's in the fog.
You sneeze, your nose runs. You get all stuffed up you can't breathe.
That's why there's Actifed, the head cold medicine with an antihistamine to help stop your runny nose and sneezing.
And the nasal decongestant most recommended by doctors to help clear up your stuffy head.
So when a head cold comes over you, get Actifed. It lifts the fog of a head cold.
Lucky dog, lucky dog. Wait a minute. It's empty.
They forgot to buy Lucky Dog Grand Dog food from Purina.
No more chewy chums, no more crunchy nuggets, no more meaty centers.
I'm not a lucky dog. I'm doomed.
Aye. Guess what?
Oh boy. Party time.
Make your dog a lucky dog today.
Hey Professor. I thought only students fell asleep in your class.
Just trying to get these finals graded?
You ought to revive with Vyvren.
Vyvren helps wake you up.
Government appointed experts confirm Vyvren is effective.
Revive with Vyvren.
When we made Heinz Homestyle Gravy we used a homemade recipe like yours.
Oh really?
Real beef, beef juices just like yours.
Oh yeah? But where are the lumps? Oh no.
Heinz Homestyle Gravy, so close to homemade.
Good evening everyone. I'm Andy Asher.
Coming up tonight at 10, America's fleet of B-52s have been grounded after one of the bombers crashed early today at an air base in Michigan.
Neighbors of a pit bull compound in Galt say they aren't happy about a delay in a civil suit there.
Also tonight, comments of Soviet President Gorbachev on his arrival on U.S. soil today, and a look at the mostly secret mission of Atlantis.
That and more at 10.
Next time on 3's Company, a jealous boyfriend is after Jack.
He plans on being after the Beagle every night until he catches you.
That doesn't scare me one bit.
It doesn't?
No, I've got enough beer in the fridge to last a month.
And Larry has a way out.
What if this funeral idea doesn't work?
That's the beauty of it. You're covered either way.
You'll die laughing on 3's Company.
What am I, Jack in the Box?
3's Company, tomorrow at 6 on Channel 31.
A formal statement from the men's warehouse.
Some of us get our tuxedos for free. Others pay over $300.
You could rent one for $50 if you don't mind wearing someone else's clothing.
Or at the men's warehouse, you could buy this wool tuxedo for only $199.
And after you wear it, the tux stays in your closet.
Sending it back is for the birds. I guarantee it.
27 stores including Colma, San Jose, San Ramon, Eward, Pleasant Hill, Milpitas, and Alpen and Fairfield.
Is it possible for hair to have too much body?
Prell says no.
So they've built more bodybuilders than ever into my brand new Prell bodybuilding system.
New Prell shampoos in even more body.
For more fullness.
And new Prell conditioner enhances all that body with better manageability.
Because when it comes to body, Prell says,
The more the better.
Good night Tim, we'll be back late.
Ah, the virtues of milk.
Party!
Milk has firemen to help boost your energy level.
Protein to assist muscle development.
Riboflavin for agility.
They're back!
And milk has vitamin B complex for a stable nervous system.
Hi mom, hi dad. You're home early.
Milk, it does a body good.
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It's happening this Wednesday.
I'm working this Wednesday, thank you.
You'll find more savings than ever before at Ross.
I've got a job, okay? More savings?
Get the best savings of the holidays on brand name department store fashions for the whole family.
I'm not listening.
Plus exciting new gift items for a whole lot less than in the department stores.
Oh, I'm listening.
Your sale can compete with these terrific bargains.
But I got a report, okay? I mean, I got a meeting. I got a Scrooge for a book.
You've got to go shopping.
I've got to go shopping.
Starts Wednesday at the Ross near you.
It's Saturday night and here's the dedication to Cami from The Cato the Bandito.
Music
My wife is in Weber.
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We took two of the world's toughest trucks,
and a 400 foot cliff.
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And this is the truck made by Tonka.
Music
That's sweet.
Music
It's been the world's best selling car six years running.
Maybe it's because of features, reputation, or overall value.
Whatever it is, it's no big surprise if you've driven a Ford Escort lately.
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How does the CFO of Porsche stay ahead of the competition?
AT&T, for the highest performance long distance service. Make sure you hear.
Thank you for using AT&T.
When the president of Walt Disney World goes around the world, how does he get back to Main Street USA?
AT&T, for easy access to our operators from overseas. Make sure you hear.
AT&T USA Direct, may I help you?
I'm a simple man. Why she did this for me, I'll never know.
But this woman, a woman I clearly don't deserve, purely out of loving kindness, baked me a pie.
Mrs. Smith's natural juice pie.
A pie as good as her soul. I thought I'd forgotten our anniversary again.
But she did it just because. Will I ever be worthy?
Probably not. They won't be expecting it, but they're gonna love it.
Mrs. Smith's pies for dessert. Surprise someone tonight.
I eat sausage with onions with your president and my wife is telling me get Lorsky.
So, I take a Cloretz.
Hello?
Only Cloretz has Actazol with chlorophyll. Gets rid of bad breath fast.
Choose any one of these syrups for your cough and you might as well choose them all.
Because they all use the same cough suppressant, all except Benalin.
Only Benalin gives you the choice of diphenhydramine, the only choice to help stop your cough.
If you have kids, you've gotta know about New Bound's with Stain Guard.
It makes lots of clothes stain resistant.
What if you're a three-year-old who does a meatball and his brother's a spaghetti stain?
A washout just like this. Isn't it incredible?
Incredible?
New Bound's with Stain Guard. Stains get on, but they don't stay in.
When we made Heinz Homestyle Gravy, we used a homemade recipe like yours.
Oh, really?
Real beef, beef juices, just like yours.
Oh, yeah? But where are the lumps? Oh, no.
Heinz Homestyle Gravy, so close to homemade.