I must find some way to keep Christmas from coming.
It's time once again for a little holiday sneer.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
8 O'BRIGHT EASTERN tonight on TBS.
Look, now you can turn ready-made dough into delicious shells
that you fill with your family's favorite foods.
The new Black & Decker Shell Baker.
Family meals were never this much fun before.
It's a timepiece! It's a breath spray! The new Breath Spray 9000!
While some watchmakers brag about their new inventions,
Loris creates practical watches like the Vector,
a digital compass built into a precision chronograph.
Stick with Loris. The only time worth keeping.
Take off! With the hottest copper rescue game ever.
Flying Thunder! With realistic chopper sounds,
lights for night flying, and an arsenal of battle sounds.
With Flying Thunder, you compete on a giant battle map.
Your mission, capture spies and drop them off.
Pick up mines. You've got total control of Flying Thunder.
Maneuver in and out to rescue your buddies.
Have you got what it takes to be a Flying Thunder ace?
Yeah! Flying Thunder from Milton Bradley.
It's guarding the treasure.
What's it? That's it!
You can't get away from it!
It's from the pit!
Let's go and steal it!
It's from the pit!
It's me!
The games It From The Pit. First one to the treasure wins.
But watch out for it.
Whoa!
You can't get away from it!
You can't get away from It From The Pit!
I win!
It From The Pit!
Hey, It!
It's Batman at his best.
The turbo fat plane zeroes in on Catwoman.
During the killer claw, she leaves the safety.
But Mechwing Batman can rise above this cat fight.
Be a blue figure, soul-severed.
Batman, the best just got better.
It's Jurassic Park.
The dinosaurs are loose.
Tim Murphy snares at the metrodon.
Grant wrestles with a dangerous seal of vices.
And a pteranodon battles a spitting dilophosaurus.
He's soul-severed.
It's happening, but only at Jurassic Park.
Look.
Now you can turn ready-made dough into delicious shells
that you fill with your family's favorite foods.
The new Black & Decker Shell Baker.
Family meals were never this much fun before.
Take off!
With the hottest chopper rescue game ever.
Flying Thunder!
With realistic chopper sounds.
Lights for night flying.
And an arsenal of battle sounds.
With Flying Thunder, you compete on a giant battle map.
Your mission, capture spies and drop them off.
Pick up mines.
You've got total control of Flying Thunder.
Renewer in and out to rescue your buddies.
Have you got what it takes to be a Flying Thunder ace?
Yeah!
Flying Thunder from Milton Bradley.
It's guarding the treasure.
What's it?
That's it!
You can't get away from it!
It's from the pit!
Let's do it together!
Oh, yeah!
It's from the pit!
It's me!
The games eat from the pit.
First one to the treasure wins.
But watch out for it.
Whoa!
You can't get away from it!
It's from the pit!
I win!
It's from the pit!
Play it!
A kid's camera should be made for kids.
Yeah, with two eye things.
And a handle!
No, two!
Cool idea!
Introducing Perfect Shot.
The only real camera developed from a kid's point of view.
From Fisher Price!
It's Batman at his best.
The turbo fat plane zeroes in on Catwoman.
Hearing the killer claw, she leaves the safety.
But Mechwing Batman can rise above this catfight.
Vehicle and figure sold separately.
Batman, the best just got better.
It's Jurassic Park.
The dinosaurs are loose.
Tim Murphy snares into Metrodon.
Grant wrestles with a dangerous seal of vices.
And a Pteranodon battles a spitting Galapagosaurus.
He sold separately.
It's happening, but only at Jurassic Park.
Next on TBS, a little girl's pet reindeer may have had a famous previous owner.
Frankster, coming up next on TBS.
Tonight, Turner Pictures presents a holiday tale from the Old West.
It's the miracle of Christmas, Jericho.
Chris Christopherson and Kim Cattrall.
Miracle in the Wilderness.
10.35 Eastern, tonight on TBS.
You thought you got it with your bathroom cleaner, but it's been hiding all along.
Below the surface where bathroom cleaners can't reach.
But Tylex can.
Tylex Mildew Remover's deep cleaning formula penetrates the grout
to get mildew stain clean down to its roots.
Why clean mildew part way?
Get to the root of the problem with Tylex.
Ah, my friend, the milk drinker.
Looks great, doesn't she?
But at 12, I was scrawny.
Skinny.
Invisible to guys.
I wanted healthy hair and skin, so I drank milk.
And it worked.
I wanted a better body, so I drank milk.
And it worked.
I ate right, I exercised, and now I want Kurt Davis.
My Kurt Davis? No way.
Does he have a brother?
He does have a brother.
Hi.
That'll work.
Milk, it does a body good.
This is for my mother.
Who said, Angela, can't you do anything better with your hair?
This is for women who want something better.
A better Altrest from Clarell.
This, this is for me.
A redder, better me.
Altrest has a luminescent gel formula for ultimate shine,
ultimate color, and the best conditioning ever.
This is for...
Phil, for thinking Nancy was better.
This is for you, honey.
You thought you'd be better off with a brunette?
Altrest from Clarell.
Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.
This is my Katie.
I remember that morning.
She slept through the night and woke up dry for the first time in ages.
It must have been her new Pampers Ultra Dry Thins.
They're nearly 50% thinner,
with this unique ultra dry layer that turns white as it dries.
So they work like no Pampers ever to help stop leaks better.
And that means Katie stays drier.
And I've got a very special memory.
New Pampers Ultra Dry Thins for girls.
For dry and happy babies.
Francis, starring Sam Elliot will return.
Lucy!
Hey, Lucy.
Lucy!
Lucy.
Lucy?
Lucy.
Lucy?
Lucy.
Why, Lucy.
Lucy.
Lucy!
Oh, now, Lucy.
Lucy!
Lucy.
Lucy!
You'll love learning.
24 hours on December 24th.
Only on TBS.
Why do we do this every year?
Wait till the last minute to shop for the holidays.
What do we give mom and dad?
Let's give dad his lucky father.
Yeah, look at that.
Let's rock the ice cream.
Yeah, the ice cream.
Footlocker.
It's easy.
I'm gonna give you to mommy.
Reebok, feline, Nike.
Oh, honey, don't look.
I just found your gift.
You're my favorite fish, and I'm gonna wrap you up.
Do you have these cowboy jackets and small?
Michigan for Keith, Notre Dame for Gary.
You left the toaster.
You think they got us something?
Get the dog.
Yaw dog.
Here at the monastery,
we cultivate not only the almond,
but a life of discipline and respect.
Of course, there are those in the outside world
who consider our almonds to be a little indulgent,
but we use them sparingly.
And then, when day is done,
we gather for our simple repose.
Boo!
Wow!
Welcome to the bank.
It's our way, California almonds.
Find the taste of your water a little tough to swallow?
Maybe what you need is a Mr. Coffee water filter.
Simply fill it from your tap,
and it removes impurities that can affect taste and quality.
And if that isn't a welcome change,
we don't know what is.
There's a whole lot more color in this Kodak Gold film.
So drop it.
When you see the Kodak color, watch Seal.
Start with Kodak film,
finish it to Kodak color, watch Seal, for great color.
No seal, who knows, right?
Tonight, Turner Pictures presents
a holiday tale from the Old West.
It's the miracle of Christmas, Jericho.
Chris Christopherson and Kim Cattrall,
Miracle in the Wilderness.
10.35 Eastern tonight on TBS.
The Brita water filtering pitcher.
To operate, turn on the tap.
The tap water flows through Brita's replaceable filter.
Copper and lead are dramatically reduced.
Chlorine taste and odor virtually eliminated.
But even if you don't remember how Brita works,
you'll never forget how Brita tastes.
Available at Lector's and Bed Bath & Beyond.
You want healthy, shiny hair?
It comes from the inside out.
My hair wasn't always so healthy.
Now I use Pantene Pro-V shampoo and treatment conditioner every day.
Pantene Pro-V has special pro-vitamins.
They penetrate to improve the quality of the hair.
They penetrate to improve hair all the way to the tips.
So what you get is healthy, shiny Pantene hair.
Pantene Pro-V. For hair so healthy, it shines.
Don't go another day without it.
Today's tennis whites are tennis brides.
But how do you remove stains without taking out the color?
Use Color Brite Chlorox 2 with special stain lifters to lift stains
and brighteners to keep colors looking bright.
Chlorox 2 Color Safe Bleach.
The color specialist.
Do you have a problem with cat box odor?
No, I don't.
Huh?
Well, evidently you need scoop fresh scoopable litter from Fresh Step.
It freshens even when you're not scooping.
Yeah, why just scoop when you can scoop fresh?
I wash, I get pimples.
I wash more, I get pimples.
I use soap, I get pimples.
I use cleansers, I get pimples.
I get pimples.
I get clear stains.
I wash, I use clear stains.
I get fewer pimples.
Clear Seal Clear Stick.
It prevents pimples better than washing alone.
It gets under your skin where soaps and cleansers can't go.
For 11, 25, up to 53% fewer pimples.
Wow, this is dangerous.
After you wash, all over your face.
Clear Seal Clear Stick.
It's a real pimple prevention invention.
Do your face right.
Use it.
Pranthu starring Sam Elliott will return.
Overwhelming evidence indicates that the cure for the disease of illiteracy
is the restoration of intensive systematic phonics in every classroom in America.
Learn to read with Hooked on Phonics, the musical reading program.
Then, read to learn with SRA reading comprehension used by over 60 million people.
Hooked on Phonics worked for me.
Call 1-800-ABCDEFG.
Do you ever look at the other side of your pictures?
It should say Kodak on the back.
Now, you got no Kodak paper back here.
No ColdWatch Seal here.
No Seal? Who knows?
I asked for Jumbo Prince, but this is ridiculous.
Find the taste of your water a little tough to swallow?
Maybe what you need is a Mr. Coffee water filter.
Simply fill it from your tap and it removes impurities that can affect taste and quality.
And if that isn't a welcome change, we don't know what is.
Are your kids wishing for something exciting?
Radio Shack has it with action-packed radio-controlled cars.
Kids control rough terrain with our Force One Rally.
The new off-road Tiger Lipsum handle hills and straightaways.
The Scorpion Track Racer's hard to beat and the flamethrower is really hot.
Now all you have to control is their excitement.
For a great selection of this year's hot gifts, check out Radio Shack,
your Christmas electronic store.
It's the Christmas season and people have only one thing on their mind.
Parties! And our party is one you don't want to miss.
Where else can you eggnog with the Flintstones and cut a rug with the Smurfs?
Call your cable operator for an invitation to the Cartoon Network Christmas Party.
It's next Friday at 6 on the Cartoon Network.