Be sure to catch USA's afternoon movie, Weekdays at Two, brought to you exclusively by Kellogg's.
Tomorrow morning, help yourself with Kellogg's.
My dad's just moved in with us.
He's quite a character.
Very disciplined, very organized, and that's gonna be difficult with two very active little
boys.
I know his appearance is very important to him.
He keeps those shirts of his spotless.
I don't want them to end up dingy when they get thrown in the wash with the kids' dirty
stuff.
Liquid Tide's new clean rinse formula.
It helps prevent dirt in the wash water from redepositing on clothes, so everything comes
out whiter than with regular detergents.
I think they're gonna learn a lot from each other.
You live full-time.
You can't take herbs that work part-time.
Introducing time-release true herbs from TwinLab.
You can trust one capsule to give you all-day power.
There are herbs, then there are true herbs, the very first time-release herbs.
What are these?
Mr. Potato Head and Candy Land.
They talk.
I'm Mr. Potato Head.
I'm Billy.
And tell you how to play.
Can you find another one?
Yum.
So they're perfect for preschoolers.
I'm good at this.
Candy Land and Mr. Potato Head talking electronic games for preschoolers.
With a home loan from Superior Bank, you can consolidate high-interest debt into one lower
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We went from six payments to one.
We were able to consolidate our credit card debt into one lower monthly payment.
I was able to drop about five payments a month.
It's great to have money left over every month.
Even if your credit is less than perfect, call Superior Bank now at 1-888-678-7777.
Thank you, Superior.
This pint-sized black and white TV is as portable as it is cute.
And at JCPenney, it's under $50, which makes it as easy to give as it is to retrieve.
Fun.
Different.
JCPenney.
You have a gift that really stands out.
Warm, wooly Alpine sweaters from JCPenney.
All on sale, and they come in sizes for every member of your family.
Fun.
Different.
JCPenney.
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There's nothing we can't work through together if we try.
Until deaths do us part.
Divorce is the last thing on my mind.
That can be arranged.
Burn in hell, you cheeky promiscuous bastard.
Murder by murder, your husband's name moves up to the top of the list.
What is going on?
Oh my God, Carter, it's you.
No one else on that list gets touched until your husband is dead.
That's wonderful.
John Ritter and Nicolette Sheridan star in Dead Husbands, premiering Wednesday night on
USA Network.
Now, back to Walker, Texas Ranger.
We'll return.
Wanna make him really happy this year?
Then give him the Versapak Combo Pack.
These cordless tools will give him all the power he needs to cut a few things.
Not to mention all the fun he'll have sanding, trimming a branch or two, and drilling a
couple of holes.
Don't be surprised if it turns out to be too much of a good thing.
Get the cordless combo pack powered by Versapak, built by Black and Decker.
We love the fishes cause it's so delicious.
Oh, goldfish.
Goldfish.
Goldfish.
Pepperidge Farm Goldfish Crackers, baked with no artificial preservatives and cheesy, not
sugary like sweet snacks.
Don't be sighted.
Pepperidge Farm Goldfish Crackers, it's one snack that's okay to get hooked on.
Goldfish.
Goldfish, now there's some new goldfish swimming your way.
Cheese Trio, three different cheesy flavors all in one box and new toasted wheat, baked
with a hint of honey.
Catch some today.
It's more than a cruise.
It's a magic voyage filled with grown up wishes and childhood dreams come true.
On Disney Cruise Line, you can be part of a magical adventure.
It's a magical adventure.
The whole world is here.
It's a magic voyage filled with grown-up wishes and childhood dreams come true.
On Disney Cruise Line, you can be part of a magical adventure that starts with a Walt Disney World vacation,
then sails to our private island in the Bahamas.
So call now and discover uncharted magic.
Well, when I think about not being able to see, it's overwhelming.
I went to the doctor at Lenscrafters for a regular eye exam. He thought he saw a problem.
Working with Lenscrafters, I have everything I need to give an accurate prescription.
But with Elaine, something strange showed up. I checked her for glaucoma.
I did have the earliest stages of glaucoma.
I was able to catch something before it was going to really start to affect her life.
He helped save my eyesight.
Lenscrafters, helping people see better one hour at a time.
Many insurance programs accepted. Don't let your annual benefits expire.
You're watching Walker, Texas Ranger on USA Network.
Well, hello, everyone. Super Dave here at West Valley High School,
where today I'm going to attempt to break through this angry group of West Valley Rams,
score a touchdown unharmed, and remember, I am a superior athlete.
Whistle
Whistle
Whistle
Ha ha ha ha! Uh-oh.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, also for an extra point, 1.9% financing on all 99 cameras.
Valley Toy to your stuntman headquarters.
I have cable TV, which means that in addition to cable channels,
I can still watch local programming.
So?
When you sell a DBS system to a customer,
do you tell them they can't receive their local stations anymore?
Nobody watches local programming anymore.
What about local news, sports, and weather?
That's what newspapers are for.
Newspapers?
Well, if they insist on watching local channels, then I just sell them a regular antenna.
Regular antenna?
A regular antenna.
If you're thinking about DBS, you might want to think twice.
Cable TV, still the best value in quality entertainment.
This one's kind of fun.
The USA Network knows that in December, you deserve lots of presents.
Really big presents.
Yeah, something for the kids.
How about something that explodes?
How about a toy?
You mean like a cybernetic robot programmed to kill?
I was thinking stocking stuffer.
Like Danny DeVito, he's stuck.
Ha ha ha.
Arnold, it's your month.
You're the boss.
That's right.
December is Arnold Month.
Don't miss Kindergarten Cup, Friday at 9.
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Only on USA.
I'll be back.
Your Honor, may I approach...