by Burger King if you ask us it just tastes better
I always get what I want that's right
I'm not a baby like Chuckie here I want choices
when you have it your way it just tastes better
hey Brian is that you no it's your girlfriend funny we've packed me the clear
so face wash why don't you use the soap you got in there think about it you're
gonna wash your face with the same stuff as your armpits look clear seal daily
face wash foams away dirt and oil way better than so I use it every day it's
the first step to clear skin cool so pass it over will you clear a cell now
cleaner skin from now on
introducing the Nissan Frontier v6
let's shift on the fly for your drive 200 foot pounds of torque it's the
perfect truck for those really big jobs the Nissan Frontier hey listen up know
how you love extra sugar-free gum now the great flavor lasts longer than ever
so you can enjoy extra mileage extra attention even extra credit so try extra
now the flavor you love lasts longer than ever why are people everywhere
yelling at their computer they're playing outburst on CD-ROM it's a fast
paced party game of verbal explosions on PC you knew that outburst on CD-ROM for
PC
the battleground for a deadly war between two mysterious alien races and
only a man who vanished into space 50 years ago holds the secret to our
survival AT&T presents invasion begins Tuesday December 8th at 9 Eastern
exclusively on the sci-fi channel call your local cable operator or satellite
provider to get the sci-fi channel now Kane is on the loose how far will the
big red machine go to get what he wants get ready to get raw tonight on USA
Zina will be right back on USA
want to tell me why you were driving backwards pal I'm just bringing home some
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am I you're getting the warning what it's the pizza powered PlayStation
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and get a PlayStation demo just with cool games like Crash Bandicoot warped
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it's a fever and earache every minute she feels bad is a minute too long use
children's Advil so fast on fever it controls it faster than children's
Tylenol lasts up to eight hours children's Advil it's time our kids feel
better faster
it's the game that makes learning to count more fun
together with you hey you got a quarter out of cash did you know if you use 1-800
C-a-l-l-a-t-t for collect calls you pay the same low rate 24 hours a day
anywhere anytime it's the guaranteed cheap way to make collect calls that's
great right
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Berber fleece is what everyone wants this holiday and JC Penney has it all on
sale ask for it by name
different JC Penney wake up sexy wake up sexy give the personal messaging alarm
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CNA USA you know I've been through a lot of my Kelly Safari tires I've crossed
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wintermark at Alpine tire I'll learn my Kelly Safari so much when I'm through
with them I pass them down to the kids so get yourself some safaris and you'll
go far see Ryan Yocum at Alpine tire where we go the extra mile hi this is
Chris Edwards with another Falcon update we've all spent a lot of time waiting at
home for one service appointment or another and it's no picnic and that's
exactly why we offer an on-time service guarantee if we're late for a service
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Falcon we know how important your time is and we're committed to bringing you
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for more Zena on USA
Zena will be right back on USA in the classic tradition of Disney holiday
entertainment did you see that comes all the wonder I think he's okay back there
he's doing fine all the excitement
and all the adventures of an unforgettable movie event
Disney's mighty Joe Young rated PG starts Friday December 25th never before
has the battle of X's and O's been waged on such a vast and intense scale
introducing the new electronic game of tic-tac-totals totally extreme more fun
more and lots more ways to score just slap down and light up even five in a
row and the game automatically tic-tac-totals up your school who scores
more wins the war battle your friends or the computer with tic-tac-total
forced your people into slavery tortured you
but you got to take what you can get
I'm here to announce exciting medical news introducing monistat one doctors
know this one dose treatment keeps working for days to cure yeast infection
new monistat one one dose from the number one doctor recommended brand 1998
keepsake ornaments from Hallmark because next Christmas he'll be for and next
Christmas she might just take up skydiving and next Christmas he'll get
a real car and she just might not be interested in writing to Santa
keepsake ornaments from Hallmark give a gift that captures this year so well you
know what to look for you're watching Zena USA from the creator of law and
order New York undercover tonight on USA from USA Pictures there's nothing we
can't work through together if we try until death do us part that can be
arranged murder by murder your husband's name moves up to the top of the list
John Ritter and Nicola Sheridan star in dead husbands premiering Wednesday night
on USA it's time for more Zena USA
Zena will be right back on USA from the smoldering series so are you testing me
too it's over
Sunday nights at 10 we love the fishes because it's so delicious
goldfish pepperidge farm goldfish crackers baked with no artificial
preservatives and cheesy not sugary like sweet snacks don't be sighted
pepperidge farm goldfish crackers it's one snack that's okay to get hooked on
now there's some new goldfish swimming your way cheese trio three different
cheesy flavors all in one box and new toasted wheat baked with a hint of honey
catch some today great time pieces are built to run forever without replacing
batteries but only one of these is smart enough to run forever on any kind of
light echo drive from citizens live at the speed of light these days everyone's
trying to catch the Nintendo's Pokemon so catch a Pokemon bean bag for only $4.99
with any KFC meal catch all four better hurry up I'm starting my own collection
plan a family game night with your family it can be scratchy
when a sore throat plays rough give the kid a bear a new get better bear sore
throat pop it soothes the throat it's the bear that makes it better new get
better bears from Dime Tap you're watching
you know I've been through a lot on my Kelly Safari tires I've crossed rivers
really big river once I drove straight through a jungle Kelly also makes the
finest no tires for your car or light truck ask for the Kelly winter mark at
Alpine tire I love my Kelly Safari so much when I'm through with them I pass
them down to the kids so get yourself some Safari then you'll go far see Ryan
Yocum at Alpine tire where we go the extra mile
they're watched by 23 million viewers a week they're an Emmy award-winning TV
sensation and they're not even potty trained yes they're the Rugrats and
they're a worldwide phenomenon be a part of the Rugrats are the number one kid
show in America on the only network for you Nickelodeon sponsored locally by
Falcon cable big guy big presence you mean you that if you was lunches stop
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have you ever had trouble finding someone's phone number oh yeah
especially when I don't know the area code well you're gonna love 10 10 9
thousand the only number you need for directory assistance how's it work just
dial 10 10 9000 tell the operator whose number you want and where they live
that's all there is to it sounds easy they'll even dial it for you with no
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for most anything that ails your stomach this season give it peace and goodwill
with Pepto-Bismol if they ruined your world forced your people into slavery
tortured you pray for a hero but you gotta take what you can get a mask of
Zorro on video December 1st it's only one man just one man it's Zorro
legendary Zorro
the mask of Zorro on videocassette and DVD December 1st from USA Pictures
there's nothing we can't work through together if we try until death do us
part the last one my mind that can be arranged
promiscuous bastard murder by murder your husband's name moves up to the top
of the list what is going on oh my god Carter it's you no one else in that
list gets touched until your husband is dead that's wonderful John Ritter and
Nicolette Sheridan star in Dead Husbands premiering Wednesday night on USA Network
Kane is on the loose how far with a big red machine go to get what he wants get
ready to get raw tonight on USA I'm glad to see you this USA Update is
brought to you by diamond tap good evening beginning today you'll have to
undergo an instant background check if you want to buy a gun but there's
criticism from both sides of the gun debate still no sign of convicted killer
Martin Garoulli since he escaped from Texas death row on Friday police are
using helicopters and dogs in their search and some big losses today on
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