You wear it well, yes, Darden.
Mama keeps red, red like a wagon.
Mama keeps green, green like a dragon.
Mama keeps white, bright like a wish come true.
Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2.
Clorox 2 color safe bleach helps clothes look newer longer.
Cleaners and brighteners keep colors and whites clean, bright and pretty.
Mama keeps me looking like I'm brand new.
Mama's got the magic, Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2.
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The weekend's ruined.
It's only Saturday morning, hon.
But here we are with the house full of guests and the...
Last night's dinner.
I thought it was great.
The food was fine, but there's spots all over my dishes.
Who should we eat now?
I didn't notice anything.
Well, Alan, you never notice anything.
I noticed.
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You're not using Cascade.
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Brunch is going to be one beautiful meal.
What a great weekend.
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The clapper.
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We quit smoking.
Well, I'm not smoking.
And I didn't think anybody could do that.
Cigarettes helps you break the nicotine addiction.
And it works in as little as seven days.
I smoked 43 years.
I quit just like that.
I thought I was just going to go nuts wanting a cigarette.
I never did.
I was just wonderful.
Five packs a day for a while.
I'm doing great now.
Didn't have the urge to eat anymore?
No way did I want to gain weight.
And I was.
When they offered that money back guarantee,
I thought I just have to try it.
No matter how long you've been smoking, with cigarettes,
you'll quit or your money back, guaranteed.
Tell them to do what I did.
Just order it.
I say pick up that phone like I did
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Now back to Porky's 2, The Next Day.
This USA presentation of Porky's 2, The Next Day,
contains mature subject matter.
Viewer discretion is advised.
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You're not.
The Next Day.
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Merry Christmas.
Everyone's asleep.
Shh, I know how to wake them up.
Come on.
Peter!
Oh!
Oh, you're home.
How you doing?
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Mama keeps red, red like the wagon.
Mama keeps green, green like a dragon.
Mama keeps white, bright like a wish come true.
Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2.
Clorox 2 ColorSafe Bleach helps clothes look newer longer.
Cleaners and brighteners keep colors and whites clean, bright and pretty.
Mama keeps me looking like I'm brand new.
Mama's got the magic. Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2.
Powder and liquid.
How does the Players Club card work?
Like magic.
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It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Marvel Kitter was stirred by a stranger in the house on USA's Saturday Nightmares, tomorrow at 8, 7 Central.
We now return to Porky's 2 the next day.
For the presentation Porky's 2 will return after this.
Wear night spice with caution and only at night.
Night spice for men. Far too romantic for the day.
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You're a mom who gives 100%.
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We now continue with Porky's 2 the next day.
The USA special presentation, Porky's 2, will return after these messages.
Anything new about Bisquick?
Well, yes and no.
Same great homemade taste?
Yes.
Happy kiddies?
Yes.
Happy families?
Yes.
Cholesterol?
No.
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Now with no cholesterol.
Wear night spice with caution and only at night.
Night spice for men. Far too romantic for the day.
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Is there a game? We should be on Wheel of Fortune.
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Oh, it's so much fun!
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Our crystal clear gel just flows over the Lee nail extension to be smooth with the brush and clear liquid accelerator.
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Okay, here comes your night to remember!
USA is throwing a month-long party.
Ah!
We've got something you'll all want to see.
In December, every Friday night is Porky's Night.
I sat through every disgusting frame of this bill.
Twice.
Ah!
Ham it up with Porky's Revenge.
A USA special presentation next Friday at 9, 8 Central.
Now, the conclusion of Porky's 2, the next day.