From Chicago, the Bozo Show is on the air!
Sorry, Bozo, the world's most famous clown, our cookie-cook cookie, the sartorially splendiferous Spiffy the Clown, the master of musical magic, Professor Andy!
It's Chicago's craziest hour for kids of all ages, with plenty of surprises and the grandest game of all, the grand prize game!
The Bozo Show, featuring a cast of thousands! And now, it is Bozo!
What a great cast of thousands! Yes, indeed! Good morning!
Good morning!
And a great big good morning to you! We've got a great show for you today, yes indeed! Isn't that right?
Yes!
And they haven't even seen the script! But now, let me introduce to you a man who rocks so hard, he needs protective headgear, the one and only Professor Andy! Everyone go, hi Professor!
Hi Professor!
Breaker one-niner, we must get clearance for landing, we must get clearance for landing.
Oh, hi!
Hi everybody! Hello B-Man!
Hey, hey, what did I tell you about moonlighting?
I'm sorry.
Alright, anyway, we've got a great show for you today, and call in the last two planes and then get ready to start.
Because we're going to have a concert today on the Bozo Show!
Ooh!
So I better get everything ready, Professor!
So I better get everything ready, Professor!
Hey, you!