I'll do it now.
Fitness is more than a cure for fatness.
Here are just a few of the life enhancing benefits of regular exercise on the Health
Rider.
Exercise helps lower your cholesterol and your blood pressure, especially gentle exercise
that uses all the muscles.
With exercise, your heart will be able to pump more blood with less effort.
Exercise makes your bones stronger and harder, reducing your risk of osteoporosis.
Exercise even affects the appetite center in your brain, so you won't feel as hungry.
You'll sleep deeper and catch fewer colds.
All at the same time, you're losing fat.
After about eight years of headaches, about one every other day and about five doctors
and $10,000 worth of doctor's fees, I bought a Health Rider last December and it's been
using it ever since and I've had no headaches for over 260 days.
I attribute it to the Health Rider.
Wonderful machine.
The Health Rider is so effective because its design is based on the latest scientific discoveries
about burning fat, losing weight, and feeling fit and healthy.
But when you buy a piece of fitness equipment, you want even more.
You need comfort.
And the Health Rider lets you customize your workout in every way.
You need convenience.
And the Health Rider will fit right into your busy life.
Plus it's extremely quiet, so you can watch TV or simply hear yourself think.
Finally, you want quality.
The Health Rider is made in the USA.
Its engineering, materials, and construction make it as durable as it is effective.
This is one machine that does it all.
And this is one exercise program that you'll stick with for the fun of it and for the health
of it.
You know, I did this program because I'm mad.
We could be the fittest nation on earth and yet we're probably the fattest.
And why?
Because people continue to ignore what we know about biochemistry and what we know about
metabolism.
Exercise is the greatest medicine that was ever invented.
This is the way to change fat metabolism and to get really, really healthy.
Now don't be suckered into health fads anymore and don't buy into crazy diets either.
Buy into exercise and into changing your chemistry.
Try the Health Rider.
It's a funny looking machine, but it works.
You heard it from one of our nation's most respected fitness experts, Covert Bailey.
Exercise doesn't have to be long.
It doesn't have to be hard.
20 minutes on the Health Rider can change your metabolism.
It can change your body and it can change your life.
Your Health Rider comes with an owner's manual and an easy to follow video, a tremendous
value for only $499.
But order now and you'll also receive a free one year subscription to Covert Bailey's personal
newsletter.
Call for more information or call and place your order, but don't delay.
Call now for the health of it.
The preceding program has been a paid advertisement for Health Rider, sponsored by Exer Health
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When you were growing up, he could always make you laugh.
Now you can bring Bozo home for the whole family and help Chicago's needy kids with
this soft and cuddly limited edition Bozo doll.
That doll looks very familiar.
17 inches tall and completely huggable.
The Bozo doll is safe for children ages three and up.
Take it from me.
That's one good looking doll.
Quantities are limited and it's not available in stores.
Have your Visa or MasterCard ready when you call this toll free number.
The Bozo doll is only $24.95 plus $5.50 for shipping and handling and will be delivered
to your home.
Net proceeds will be donated to WGNTV Children's Charities.
To order your Bozo doll, have your Visa or MasterCard ready and call 1-800-447-3400.
Operators are standing by.
Or if you prefer, send certified checks or money orders only to P.O. Box 2013 Rock Island,
Illinois, 61204.
Order your Bozo doll today.
This is WGN Chicago.
Garfield and friends will be back after these messages.
What is your name?
Chris Kringle.
He looks like him.
And those whiskers are real, too.
He acts like him.
Anyone who thinks he's Santa Claus is not sane.
But could he be the real Saint Nick?
I intend to prove that Mr. Kringle is Santa Claus.
He's crazy, too.
Edmund Wynn, Maureen O'Hara, and Natalie Wood star in the holiday classic.
He's not like anyone else.
He must be Santa.
Miracle on 34th Street.
Thursday night at 7 on WGN Channel 9.
There's only one way to make the coolest games even cooler.
Game Genie.
To start with any of the Game Genies to play your wick.
Game Genie.
Well, get this.
Game Genies got the secret codes for Mortal Kombat.
And if you think Mortal Kombat is awesome now, wait until you play with Game Genie.
Because if you don't, you'll never know how far you can go.
Now Game Genies cost less.
Each sold separately for most video game systems.
Free Mortal Kombat Game Genie codes at participating retailers supplies for the next year end.
Santa's gonna love these sweet, fruity tricks.
Yeah.
Ho ho ho.
Oh, I mean ho ho ho.
Oh boy.
A big bowl of tricks.
A delicious part of this complete breakfast.
One bite of those fruity, fester colored puffs that I'll really be jowling.
It's gonna be a raspberry red, lemon yellow Christmas.
An orangey orange, grapiny purple, lime green Christmas.
Joy to the world.
I'm gonna get to eat tricks.
Ho ho ho.
Merry Christmas, Santa.
Hello, Barbie.
Let's go for a drive.
Cool.
I'm gonna go for a drive.
I'm gonna go for a drive.
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I'm gonna go for a drive.
Ho ho ho.
Merry Christmas, Santa.
Hello, Barbie.
Let's go for a drive.
Cool.
I'll meet you at five.
Go, Lamborghini, go!
In my Barbie Lambo, I'm the star of the show.
Power, power, power wheels.
Tonight's the school dance.
Gonna look great, gonna stay unsafe.
Then it's shop, shop, shop, till we drop, drop, drop.
We make a great team.
In my Barbie Lamborghini, Barbie, talk to me.
Go, go, power wheels.
The talking phone, Barbie, talks to me.
Go, go, power wheels.
The talking phone, Barbie, Lamborghini, says four fun things.
Adult supervision required.
Wow, momma, that's a Chia Pet.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-chia.
I love that word.
It's funny and easy.
Yeah.
Just suck your Chia Pet, spread the seeds, add water, and watch it grow.
Ch-ch-ch-chia.
Excellent.
Grow Chia Teddy Bears, puppies, kittens, rams, bulls, turtles, bunnies, and Chia trees to
keep your pets company.
Nice Chia Pet.
Nice Chia Pet.
Nice Chia Pet.
Nice Chia Pet.
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Nice Chia Pet.
Nice Chia Pet.
Chia Pets and Trees, available at Walgreens, Osco, Franks, and Kmart, makes a great gift.
Now let's return to Garfield and his friends.
Hey, that's me.
There's more of me after these messages.
This is WGN-TV, Chicago.
This is news.
The box says Coco Puffs, but kids are calling it Cuckoo Puffs.
I'm Cuckoo for Cuckoo Puffs.
I'm Cuckoo for Cuckoo Puffs.
Sonny, why are kids calling Coco Puffs Cuckoo Puffs?
It's the chocolatey taste.
See, Coco Puffs are this complete breakfast.
Tastes so chocolatey that while it says Coco on the box, it's Cuckoo in your mouth.
I'm Cuckoo for Cuckoo Puffs.
He means Coco Puffs.
The chocolatey taste you got Cuckoo for.
Is this the van to Super Van City?
Sure is.
One, two, three, four.
You can get into town.
Super Van City.
Just fold it on down.
Micro Machines taking over the place.
With real racing dragsters.
Ready to race.
Working bridges and an airport too.
A car wash serving you.
Super Van City.
Micro Machines.
A Micro Machine.
Super Van City.
You put it together, fold it up, take it away.
Vehicle collections sold separately.
Catches like a charm.
Jory Carpenter.
Super Van City.
Super Van City.
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Jamie Kuringle with Snowman.
Disihi with her
to your cereal. One free pack and marked boxes of Lucky Charms.
Here's one time it doesn't matter who your neighbor is.
Here's the other.
Life's too short. Stop the hate.
Now get set for more Garfield and Friends, you lucky persons, you.
Garfield will return after these messages, if I feel like it.
Norm, I've just been describing our new deluxe television receiver.
Unless I miss my guess, you've got a batch of questions.
Nope. Just one question. How do they cram all that gram?
Into golden grams. How do they cram all that gram cracker taste?
Into golden grams and still have room for the honey that makes them, oh yeah, spectacular.
Golden grams are part of this complete breakfast.
One last question, Harold.
Yeah, my question. How do they cram all that gram? Hey!
Now when you turn on your TV, you can turn on your imagination.
With Video Painter, what you draw is what you see right on your TV.
And there are all kinds of pictures that appear at the push of a button.
There's even animation.
It doesn't turn out picture copies. It turns your TV into a masterpiece.
Video Painter from VTech. Turn your TV into a work of art.
These are sea bikes. They're quite cool.
These are purple water balloons. They're also quite cool.
Watch this demonstration of speed.
Pizza delivery!
I didn't order no pizza.
Speed is critical.
Sea bikes from Swing.
Catch it like you charge. Yikes!
It's loaded with marshmallows.
Stop! Watch out! You're gonna hit my snowman!
Now we've got your lucky charms.
Hi, it's the magical part of a complete breakfast.
Can your magic bring my snowman back?
Don't worry. With me rainbow magic, I can bring him back.
With marshmallow buttons and a lucky green hat.
Now you can get a special pack of marshmallow snowmen to add extra fun to your cereal.
One free pack in marked boxes of lucky charms.
Guess what happened in school today, Daddy.
What?
Mrs. Mom taught our class.
I didn't know she was a teacher.
She's not. She's a Junior Achievement volunteer.
Junior Achievement is for high school kids.
Mrs. Mom said it's all grades now.
Today I learned that if I stay in school, I can do anything I want to be. Even a TV star.
Whoa!
Hey, why don't you volunteer?
What?
Lots of parents do. Just call Junior Achievement.
Share your experience with America's future. Call 1-800-NEW-JA.
Now let's return to Garfield and his friends.
Hey, that's me.