I come from the generation that always said, well, I'll be married, so I'll be taken care of.
My goal in life was to be a beach bum. But at 50, I found myself alone, divorced.
And I said, I'm going to open a ballet school. And it was wonderful. I took my money and invested it.
I felt great. You know, it's a skill to manage life. You know, it scared the pajamas out of me.
Hello, I'm Hugh McAdduck. This just in, a meteor landed nearer McDonald's. Here's eyewitness Louise Sanders.
Well, I had just ordered when all I was selling...
What did you get?
Oh, a double cheeseburger.
Oh, don't you love that first tasty bite?
But the meteor just...
Meteor? It sure is meteor. Ha ha ha. And the double cheeseburger is just 89 cents.
But this is a big deal.
That it is, because you can also get a morning fresh sausage biscuit with egg for just 89 cents.
To recap, 89 cent deals at McDonald's. Oh, and some big rock fell out of the sky. Ha ha ha.
I'm going to open a ballet school. And it was wonderful. I took my money and invested it. And it was wonderful.
They're out there. They're not like most of us. There's a passion that unites them like a family. Some people even call them rebels.
They're Saturn owners.
Hey, guys. This must be the plane, sir.
Ladies, hurry up. The factory guy's going to talk.
I don't know. I guess he's on all morning. He probably wouldn't understand.
Come here, baby.
A puppy grows so fast, especially his heart.
Whispers in my ear.
And the nutrition of Purina Puppy Child brand puppy food can help him reach his full potential.
Keep me company.
That's why at Purina, we say a puppy needs three things. Love, love, and puppy chow. The essential nutrients your puppy needs.
Monday on A Special Fresh Prince.
I'm not going to take it anymore.
The perfect family.
Goodbye.
Is a perfect mess.
Then Marion's in love and it's time to meet her roommate.
Kim Williams is back. Take off the curse. One kiss.
I'm going to have to chew my arm off.
In the house after Fresh Prince, NBC Monday.
Valentine's Day is heating up because NBC's got the sexiest stars of daytime live at the Soap Opera Awards.
Find out who you chose as best actor, best actress, best villain, hottest romance, and best show live.
The 12th Annual Soap Opera Awards, Wednesday, Valentine's Day, 9, 8 Central on NBC.
Anyone who hangs around an emergency room long enough is going to see some violent things.
Knifings, gang fights, muggies.
But the very worst thing I ever heard of was an eight-year-old boy who had been shot point blank in the face by another eight-year-old.
You know, we got to start talking to our kids about violence.
If they don't hear about it from us, they might find out all on their own.
Line up to hard.
With its available 183-horsepower engine, the all-new 4Runner is so rugged it can take you far from civilization.
Which is ironic when you consider that with its immense, well-appointed interior.
Civilization is never all that far away.
The all-new 4Runner from Toyota.
Don't lie about your age. Defy it.
Makeup can make you look older by settling into fine lines.
Revlon Age Defying Makeup has color particles wrapped in moisturizers so it floats above fine lines.
Don't lie about your age. Defy it.
Revlon.
Some sinus medicines can make sensitive nasal tissue feel dry and uncomfortable.
But new Sudafed Non-Drying Sinus has a moisturizing formula that helps keep nasal tissue feeling moist and comfortable while it drains away sinus pressure.
Take new Sudafed Non-Drying Sinus.
Turn your toothbrush into a lethal weapon.
Introducing Cool Mint Listerine Fluoride Toothpaste.
It kills the germs that cause plaque or a clean feeling that goes beyond brushing.
Cool Mint Listerine Toothpaste.
Legs Smooth Silhouettes Pantyhose. Slim and smooth every crucial inch between your tummy and your toes.
Smooth silhouettes from legs. Nothing beats a great pair of legs.
Come to Georgetown, you'll be a big man on campus.
At Indiana, you'll be on national TV.
You'll get a great education.
A college degree.
And all the crunchy tacos you can eat.
Soft tacos.
Crunchy.
Soft.
Crunchy.
Soft.
Another double decker taco, son?
Thanks, coach.
Coach.
Now try the bacon double decker tacos from Taco Bell.
Two new ways to bring soft and crunchy together for one big, sizzling taste.
A little something for the road, boys.
In the line of duty, Smokejumpers will return in a moment on NBC.
From Robin Cook's heart-pounding bestseller, they discovered a cure for death.
What's their success rate?
100%.
But something went wrong.
It's all coming apart.
An outbreak.
It's a virus.
That kills everyone it touches.
That's terminal.
We're in danger, too.
No!
Melrose Place's Doug Savant, Nia Peoples, and ER's Michael Ironside.
Robin Cook's Terminal, NBC Monday.
Super good scents, manufactured homes.
Today's smart buy.
Every wall, solid wood framing, packed with insulation.
The ceilings, floors, all insulated against the coldest cold, the hottest hot.
While high-tech windows give a quiet comfort.
For a manufactured home with the best performance at the lowest cost,
insist on the super good scents label.
Call 1-800-35-OWNER for more information and a list of deals.
Today's manufactured home.
Built for living, built for life.
There's never been a better time to own a new Ford Windstar.
Right now, you get $1,000 cash back from Ford when you buy or lease a new 96 Windstar.
Or save on interest payments by choosing low 4.8% APR financing.
Save on a new Windstar with the most powerful engine in its class.
And the safety of standard dual airbags and ABS.
Security, comfort, style.
And now, $1,000 cash back.
Test drive a Windstar today.
Only at your Northwest Ford dealer.
It's chasing after something you may never catch.
It's hit or miss.
And some days, it's more miss.
It's disappointing. It's dangerous.
It's never, ever boring.
In other words, it's exactly like a cowboy's life.
At Wrangler, we know cowboys.
Our genes were invented by them.
Wrangler. The Western Original.
Get all your Wrangler at Big R, Yakima, and Sunnyside.
Watch the Washington State Quinto and Lotto drawings live at 6.58 p.m. every Wednesday and Saturday nights on NBC23.
Your official lottery station.
I like the feeling. My heart is beating.
Feeling breathless.
Exercise. The more you do it, the better it gets.
Go ahead, man. Live it.
Get your body language info. Call 1-800-AHA-USA1.
A dog may be man's best friend, but truly, diamonds are a girl's.
And fellas, if you don't want to end up in the dog house on Valentine's Day,
there are some definite diamond do's and don'ts you need to know.
There's cut, color, clarity, carrots, and quality to consider.
Not to mention cost, which may surprise you.
And consider this. Valentine's means love, and love to your girl may mean diamonds.
So this Valentine's Day, make sure your Cupid's arrow doesn't miss the mark.
Watch Buying Diamonds on First at 5 and the Late Edition.
The roads are getting rougher, and the chores are just getting tougher.
You're working harder than ever. You need a truck that does, too.
Meet the all-new 1997 Ford F-150.
It throws an even longer shadow, with a wider stance and the largest V8 payload on the job.
Plus an all-new suspension that loves abuse.
After all, the crown's not getting any softer.
The new Ford F-150. Strength after strength after strength.
A salad hungers for something big.
A bold, fat-free taste, and the search begins.
Where to find it? Craft-free knows.
Where mountains of onions are tamed with the richness of sour cream.
Unbelievably, in a fat-free dressing.
New craft-free sour cream and onion ranch.
So spirited, so deliciously craft.
Salads love craft.
Hun, does Sherry have a fever?
No.
No?
A runny nose, a sore throat?
No.
No?
Then why get her medicine for symptoms she doesn't have?
You're right. Why won't?
If your child doesn't have everything, why give her a medicine that treats everything?
Triaminic has specialized formulas so you can relieve just the symptoms they have.
This is what she needs.
I know. I was just testing you.
Oh.
Triaminic, just the medicine they need.
New moms need all the help they can get.
Tonight, my husband's doing it all.
Even the dishes. He pre-rinses everything.
Right down to the very last dish.
No matter who does the dishes, Cascade does the dirty work.
Other leading brands can leave spots.
Cascade with sheeting action gets them so clean, they're virtually spotless.
Perfect, honey.
Honey.
Also try Cascade Rinse Aid.
What's new in the cheese world?
Feta cheese is big, Dave.
Anything else?
Try the Pepper Jack.
Wow. This would spice up a bacon cheeseburger.
Give me a thousand pounds, sliced.
Okay.
And spice it up he did.
It's Wendy's new Pepper Jack bacon cheeseburger.
A quarter pound of fresh beef, spicy Pepper Jack cheese, three strips of bacon and the perfect sauce.
Great cheeseburger, Dave.
Sure beats Feta.
Sure beats Feta.
I just said that.
Come try Wendy's new Pepper Jack bacon cheeseburger today.
They thought she was dead, but she's alive.
I will get home.
Determined to get back and reclaim her husband if she survives days of our lives.
Mr. Tom Jones.
What's on NBC Valentine Tuesday?
On wings, Brian joins the Mile High Club.
Love play.
Come on.
On third rock, an alien gets jealous and plots revenge.
Yes.
Ow.
And look, it's Diane back with Frazier for a joyous romantic reunion.
She's got a surprise you won't believe.
Yes.
On Lara Jett, a night court reunion with Harry Anderson.
That's on NBC Valentine Tuesday.
In two weeks.
Are you cheating on me?
I want a divorce.
A failing marriage.
I want him dead.
She's crazy.
You wanna play with me, don't you?
But she's not that crazy.
And one teacher.
I really need you.
And you need me too.
Who will seduce her students.
What do you want me to do?
I think you're talking about killing them.
Into ending her marriage.
Find someone to shoot him for me.
Wanna help us kill someone?
He's got to die.
I can't do this.
Open up the gun cabinet.
Can you do it?
All they had to do.
We shot him, man.
Ah-hoo!
Was get away with it.
We can't be seen together.
I'm still the sole beneficiary.
What if she rolls the whistle on us?
We're gonna have our answers real soon.
She did it.
Stop spreading those vicious lies.
Kids Talk.
Based on the bizarre true story.
Who do you think killed your husband?
And Margaret.
Malibu Shores Christian Campbell.
It's dynamic.
It's great, says People Magazine.
Just have anything you want.
Seduced by Madness.
An NBC Motion Picture event in two weeks.