I'm your hero.
I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night.
I'm your hero
I'm all alone for a hero till the morning light
He's got to be sure and he's got to be fool and he's got to be longer than mine
Hero, a new cologne for men from Prince Machiavelli
He's got a sore throat and a cough
Put his throat on nice, children's nice
Cools his throat, showers his pain with medicine
Pleasantly so he can have a nice day
Every year the average American consumes over 125 pounds of sugar
And there's no better gum than great tasting trident to help fight cavities when you chew after sugary snacks
Trident, millions of teeth, can't be wrong
Chewing great tasting trident after sugary snacks helps fight cavities
Now repeat after me
Chocolate a la trident
Donuts a la trident
Pie a la trident
Trident, millions of teeth, can't be wrong
Into the land of heartburn comes the first liquid antacid without that liquid antacid taste
A really good tasting liquid that puts out heartburn's fire
New tongue's liquid, it works, it really tastes good
New tartar control aquafresh will knock you over
It reduces ugly tartar and more
It also helps remove plaque, fights cavities, and tastes great
New tartar control aquafresh
I won't grow up, I won't grow up
I don't wanna wear a tie, I don't wanna wear a tie
And a serious expression, and a serious expression
In the middle of July
Temperatures expected in the 90s today
If growing up means it would be
Beneath my dignity to climb a tree
I won't grow up, never grow up, never grow up
Not me
Aren't there enough hours in the day when you have to be a grown-up?
Introducing the four-wheel-drive sidekick from Suzuki
Velveeta versus butter
Watch
Which melts better?
Velveeta was just made to melt
Velveeta versus cheddar
See how much more smoothly, more evenly Velveeta melts
Never separates or gets oily
Try it yourself
Velveeta versus a stove-up
Which melts better, more smoothly, more easily?
Velveeta
Mmm
Velveeta really cooks
Pharmacists recommend Drixxoro 3-1
Over every other 12-hour cold medicine
But what might a pharmacist recommend if he ran out of Drixxoro?
Another pharmacy
Drixxoro, the pharmacist's favorite
A vacation with a guarantee
That's what you'll get when you buy a new motorhome from Happy Days RV
Get started on the right vacation with a Sprinter by Mallard
And payments of only $249 a month
Or own this beautiful 34-foot comfort motorhome for only $399 a month
Now that's a bargain
Guarantee your vacation this year and for years to come with a new RV from Happy Days RV
And remember, we take anything on trade
Mmm
My palms used to sweat when I had to get on the highway
Now with my Camry V6, I just punch
Yeah, punch it, Margaret!
My Toyota, I love it!
The 1989 Toyota Camry V6
24 valves, 153 horsepower to please even the toughest customers
We just going long with life in the fat lane
My Toyota, who could ask for anything more?
The finest display in Northern California
The 49er Gun & Corn Show
Well, what are you waiting for?
It's time for the 49er Gun, Knife, Coin & Jewelry Show
Bring a friend or bring a family
Cause you don't want to miss the best collection of quality hunting goods, firearms, and collectibles you'll find anywhere
There's teddy bears and handicrafts, jewelry, and even special collector items from the cowboys of the silver screen
The 49er Gun, Knife, Coin & Jewelry Show, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday at CalExpo
Cross my dog, my favorite jeans
I'm wearing so much, they're hard to keep clean
Messy cookie stains, well, well, well
Mama, lift them out with LL
All's the stain left, cause as you can see, all's got the power to make stains history
Every time stains on my favorite jeans fall
Mama, lift them out with LL
That's all, the stain lifted, that's all
What are you reading, Jerry?
I'm checking my astrology chart for today
What sign were you born under, Chuck Aries?
Oh, no, Jerry, I was born on the Swift Odd side
I should have known
But I do have some great news about Aries
These near-new 88 Dodge Aries are now available at the Swift dealership for only $7,988
during our budget-stretching deals on year-new wheel sales
Leo, Taurus, Capricorn, ah, here it is, Swift
A good sign to find a great deal at Swift Dodge or Swift Auto World North
When my husband got sick, I didn't think of anything but him
And when he died, I wasn't prepared
There were papers and bills
She called the Citibank 800 number to cancel his Citibank MasterCard
I thought she might need it, so I asked her if she'd like it in her name instead
You could do that, I said?
I didn't expect Citibank to help me get credit
It made a difficult time a little easier
Not just MasterCard, Citibank MasterCard
Sierra Outfitters, Sacramento's most trusted ski shop, brings you style, performance, value
Sierra Outfitters has it all
Like Solomon, catch the spirit with the world's most advanced line of programmable ski boots
And to look good on the slopes, we have fashions from Farrah with coordinating sweaters from Meister
Our Fisher cross-country package, skis, boots, bindings and poles, only $1.1995
For 30 years, Sierra Outfitters has been known for its professionalism and knowledge of ski fashion service and equipment
Sierra Outfitters, how about Arden Shopping Center?
What are you pouring for us here, David? Is this something special?
Well, I found a new wine I think you might like. What is this?
This has a beautiful color
This is really good. Is it hard to find?
I think I can get you a bottle
Let me see what this is, David
White Grenache, Gallo
How about that?
Ernest and Julio Gallo introduce a remarkable new wine, White Grenache
It will change the way you think about Gallo
Fighting tartar with regular toothpaste is like trying to dig a hole to China with a teaspoon
That's why Wisdom Tooth says, use Colgate Tartar Control
Colgate's proven 44% better than a regular toothpaste at Fighting Tartar Buildup
44%
So, to help beat tartar, get Colgate
To go to China, take a jet
Colgate Tartar Control, the wise choice
This is it. New Maybelline Performing Mascara
So smart, so beautiful
It wears on, smudge-proof
And on, flake-proof
And on, and on
And comes off in a breeze
Washable, remarkable, new Maybelline Performing Mascara
Smart, beautiful Maybelline
The allure of expensive perfumes is irresistible
Now discover the allure of new Arid Designer Fragrance Antiperspirants
Similar in scent to some of the world's finest perfumes
Samara, a classic oriental scent
Caprios, an exotic floral
Verona, a spicy oriental
And Marseille, a delicate fresh floral
All with arid protection against wetness and odor
Four alluring new Arid Designer Fragrance Antiperspirants
They make getting a little closer a little nicer
Want love? Get closer
When you're close up, that's when closest costs
What a cheap and a fresh now
It's the nicest thing that you can do
Do it for me, and I'll do it for you
Want love?
Get close up in Paste, Tartear Control and Gel
When you get a head cold, your head's in a fog
You sneeze, your nose runs
You get all stuffed up, you can't breathe
That's why there's Actifed, the head cold medicine
With an antihistamine to help stop your runny nose and sneezing
And the nasal decongestion most recommended by doctors
To help clear up your stuffy head
So when a head cold comes over you, get Actifed
It lifts the fog of a head cold
I eat sausage with onions with your precedent
And my wife is telling me get Lorsky
So I take a Cloretz
Hello, my little babushka
Only Cloretz has Actizol with chlorophyll
Gets rid of bad breath fast
Choose any one of these syrups for your cough
And you might as well choose them all
Because they all use the same cough suppressant
All except Venolin
Only Venolin gives you the choice of Difenhydramine
The only choice to help stop your cough
I go bail as a rotor
Make a ride for the border
The real story about furloughs is that George Bush
Has taken a furlough from the truth
You come furloughed for the rest of your life
Yeah, cattle round up just aren't what they used to be
These days you got a pamper beef
Black Angus is now serving prime rib at its best
Now we got this fancy high class beef
Slowly roasted and served traditional or mushroom smothered
You gotta wait on the pen and hoof
Our prime rib dinner just $8.95 at Black Angus
Okay, who had the tossed alfalfa?
Leafs! Missley!
Press on nails for teens!
Smaller size is what you mean
Missley, press on nails!
Colors!
Wow!
Incense!
Oh yeah?
Just peachy!
Teens!
Bubblegum!
Awesome!
Fresh grapes!
Mean!
Now it's Missley press on nails made for smaller hands
Easy to put on as regular Lee press on nails
And with four extra nails
24 in all for a more perfectly beautiful fit
It's on at your fingertips!
Missley press on nails!
Press on!
In leading nail salons the French manicure is a most requested fashion by women of means
Who else but Lee could make the French manicure beautiful, easy to apply and so affordable?
Introducing Lee press on nails, the French manicure
Wear them as you do costume jewelry
There's easy to put on and take off as regular Lee press on nails
With four extra nails
24 in all for a perfect fit
In Parisian pink, Saint Tropez tan
Lee press on nails, the French manicure
Sylvania announces an unprecedented offer
A light bulb that burns 100% longer than regular soft whites at the regular soft white price
This is light bulb history!
Snow! 10 tons of snow at Sierra Outfitters Saturday, October 29th
Sierra Outfitters and Kirkwood start off the ski season with a Sierra ski spectacular
How about art in Sacramento?
Coming up on live, the hilarious Golden Girl Estelle Getty will be here
Plus Shirley Temple Black and David Crosby of Crosby, Sills and Nash
Tuesday at 9 on Channel 13
Santa Monica is a pretty wonderful place
With its beautiful parks, its boardwalk, its beaches
And if Santa Monica activist Harvey Rosenfield gets his way
Santa Monica will be all that much nicer
Harvey's written Prop 103, which will lower rates in Santa Monica
But raises rates for 12 million drivers outside of L.A.
See how it works? We pay more, so Santa Monica and L.A. can pay less
Vote no on Prop 103
Why should we pay more, so L.A. can pay less?