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For the days before Christmas and all through the mall, children were smiling, oh, to just see it all.
Fairytale houses of sugar and gingerbread with visions of horses dancing merrily in their heads.
Outside the land, there arose such a chorus, the cute singing bears with their sound oh-so-join.
Then what to our wondering eyes should appear but jolly old Santa spreading warmth and good cheer?
We heard him recite as we rode out of sight,
Happy Christmas to all from Valley View Mall!
Christmas dreams come true at Valley View at the 3E off 581 Road.
Cavalier's got a great new look.
And if you're thinking about buying another stylish car, Neon, let's compare them head to head.
Neon, say hi to Cavalier and its $10,995 starting price.
Both these models come with dual airbags, reclining bucket seats, and power steering.
But for 800 less, Cavalier comes with a larger engine and antilock brakes that Neon doesn't have.
Now that's genuine Chevrolet.
See the 96 Cavalier at the Chevy Deal Dealers today.
Watch out! Here we come!
Announcing the first ever Doug Brindle store-wide bonus sale,
featuring special bonus savings on over 100 items that are already on sale.
Like the Presto Power Pop microwave popcorn multipopper, bonus sale price is just $14.99.
And on Brindle's credit card purchases, there's no interest for 90 days,
even on jewelry from the Carolinas' leading jeweler.
But hurry, our store-wide bonus sale only lasts four days at Brindle's for all the ideas you want.
All across the country, they're celebrating the season.
And just across town, we're celebrating too, with gift certificates from Applebee's Neighborhood Grill & Bar.
The gift that's right for everyone who loves a good meal.
So whether you buy them in Boston or get them in Greensboro,
this holiday season make it Applebee's to all, and to all a good meal.
And marry the favorite neighbor, Applebee's.
More luxury.
More style.
More fun.
If you're waiting for your ship to come in, maybe it isn't a ship.
Introducing the new Civic Coupe from Honda.
Bon voyage.
Hey Santa, I need a great gift.
Well, here's a gift you can open year-round.
A Craftsman half-horsepower garage door opener, just $139.99.
Craftsman for Christmas, only at Sears and Sears Hardware Stores.
I've never seen anything like it.
Who was Finity and Beyond?
Some of them have been here for hours.
They can't put their puppets down.
Hi Kitty.
How are you partner?
Howdy.
New at Burger King, Toy Story puppets from the magical Disney movie.
I'm Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger.
Get all four high quality puppets for your kids.
$1.99 each with any great tasting value meal.
Toy Story puppets, you can't put them down.
Looks like it's gonna be a long night.
I think we better get more puppets.
The Timex Indiglo Night Flight, now in new smaller styles.
Here I am, a grown man admitting he loves a kid's cereal.
Kellogg's Frosted Flakes just for kids.
Just now able to talk about it before my mouth was always full.
Frosted Flakes have a taste adults have grown to love.
They're goooom-rit.
Jeffy Chakes stars in National Lab Group's European Vacation Tuesday.
Fox, under the helmet, brought to you by Wendy's.
Dear Dave, I was making up my holiday list when I suddenly realized I already have everything.
And it struck me.
I haven't had one of your delicious Monterey Ranch Chicken Sandwiches in a long time.
That irresistible combination of Wendy's whole breast fillet, creamy ranch dressing blended with bacon and Monterey Jack.
I'd pay a million dollars to have one right now.
Delivering Wendy's Monterey Ranch Chicken Sandwich. Get back.
In football, we all want to get to the Super Bowl.
But to get there, we have to play the game 10 yards at a time.
In life, to achieve any goal, you have to work your way there gradually.
If you go from one small step to the next, one day you'll end up just where you want to be.
Violence, don't play that game.
Only one of these great athletes will win the most prestigious award in sports.
Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year, a one-hour special Sunday, December 10th.
JCPenney opens at 9 a.m. this Friday and Saturday.
So you can save a third off the regular price of one gift from each of our men's, women's, kids' and home departments.
So swing in early for savings no one can resist.
JCPenney!
Still going. Long-lasting Energizer batteries keep going.
Outside of this box of Russell Stover candies, life has changed in the last 70 years.
But inside, very little has changed.
We're still using our time-honored recipes and only the finest ingredients.
That's why we can guarantee freshness and home-fashioned goodness in every piece.
Nobody does chocolate like Russell Stover does chocolate.
The IBM 33.
Saturday, the action starts an hour earlier.
Get off the crap!
And lasts twice as long.
He's running for the police!
Catch a full hour of Cops, Saturday at 8, 7 Central.
You know?
Huh?
I made a decision today.
Uh-huh.
I'm not going back to the office.
Great.
Relax, I didn't say I wasn't going back to work.
The Compact Presarium.
Has it changed your life yet?
Alright, people!
Blockbuster videos got thousands of videos and holiday gifts for sale.
Great gifts, many for under $10 and even exclusive gift sets.
What do we got?
Warehouses full of these.
This year, give him entertainment and make it a Blockbuster holiday.
I am Don Juan.
He's the modern-day Don Juan.
Or is he?
Marlon Brando.
Johnny Depp.
And Faye Dunaway.
Don Juan DeMarco.
From Uline Home Video.
Distributed by Turner Home Entertainment.
Rated PG.
So what's it gonna be, Deon?
Football or baseball?
Both.
Both?
Both.
Both.
Offense or defense?
Both.
Both.
Both.
Both.
Meat lovers or stuffed crusties?
Both.
Both.
Both.
Want it all?
Now, Pete the Hutt offers our lovers line toppings.
Meat lovers, pepperoni lovers or supreme.
Piled high in a stuffed crust pizza.
So what would it be, Deon?
15, 20 million?
Both.
Both.
You'll love the stuff we're made of.
So, how about if I call you sometime?
I'd like that.
I'll give you my number.
So call me.
You've got mail.
The Compact Presario.
Has it changed your life yet?
Sunday, it's the wildest Simpsons episode ever.
Featuring long lost footage.
Scenes from the very first show.
Wake up, it's World War 3.
And outtakes you were never meant to see.
At least the robotic regions seem to be.
The Simpsons 138th episode, Spectacular Sunday.
Only one show dares to delve into cheesy subjects.
Tackle hard-hitting issues or spit in your face.
Catch the premiere of What's So Funny?
And read with children.
This is a Fox News update.
A man was arrested outside the White House with a gun in his trunk.
He unveiled the White House Christmas card,
and President Clinton loosened up in a pub in Ireland with a half pint of ale.
This has been a Fox News update.
With refinements like rear seats that roll out,
and a wealth of cup holders, bins, and a drawer to put things in,
the new Dodge Caravan is very smart.
With features like airbags, anti-lock brakes, AM, FM stereo, and air conditioning,
it gets all A's.
And with a lease payment of just $2.69 a month,
it goes straight to the top of the class.
The new Dodge Caravan.
Just as original as the original.
See the friendly Dodge dealer near you.
On mash, we do not have a drinking problem.
Right, Smidley?
Right, Ab.
Take this simple test.
Do you sometimes gulp drinks?
Ah, never.
Do you sometimes forget what happened while you were drinking?
What?
Frank pulls the plug on booze.
Well, you can tell the truth.
They hate me, don't they?
Kiss your guts, sir.
Dry comedy when prohibition strikes mash.
Tonight at 11 on Fox 21, Fox 27.
Everyone switching to Fox 21, Fox 27.
Domino's ultimate deep dish gets quite a reaction.
Reee.
A thick crust, cheese melted to the edge.
Call for a large Domino's deep dish with one topping, just $9.99.
Reee.
My father always said, remember son, to make it to the 1996 Olympic Games in Atlanta,
you need determination, perseverance, and an iron will.
Then you forget the one blooming thing you really need.
Ah, forget your Visa card.
Visa.
Password.
The only card accepted at the Olympic Games.
That was my towel, wasn't it?
It's everywhere you want to be.
Daddy, Kitty has more than me.
Do not, do not.
Okay, okay.
They're satisfied?
Wait, my mistake.
Now, she has more than me.
The problem with a cereal that's made like popcorn is that it disappears like popcorn, only faster.
Now, now you're even.
She's got more milk.
It's hard to stop when it pops.
Remembering the final issue of the original version of Star Wars, you can get a free making of Star Wars video with two proofs from Tlod's Corn Pops.
Star Wars, the original version, one last time.
JCPenney opens at 9 a.m. this Friday and Saturday, so you can save a third off the regular price of one gift from each of our men's, women's, kids' and home departments.
So swing in early for savings no one can resist.
JCPenney!
Music's hottest stars.
Television's coolest night.
The 1995 Billboard Music Awards.
Featuring Booty and the Blowfish, Shaquille O'Neal, Grant Cho, Goo Goo Dolls.
Appearances by Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, and many more.
The 1995 Billboard Music Awards, Wednesday.
This is one X-Files everyone will be talking about.
Whatever is on the train is not alien.
Wrong, Skeleton.
A brand new X-Files, next.
Music
Edward, here's a gift for Francine and me.
Happy Holidays.
$2,500 a year for life.
Holiday Cash for Life, a new game from the Virginia Lottery.
$2,500 a year, every year, for the rest of your life.
Man, that makes a great gift.
My Carol is who really gets going this time of year.
So do I. I'm the visual display guy at Leggett.
I do do windows.
I just finished decorating the store for our Super Christmas sale.
I was everywhere.
Huge kids' displays.
The entire stock of Oshkosh and Buster Brown, 30% off.
There's lots of other stuff at 20% off, 30% off, 40% off, 20% to 40% off.
Hey, I need a day off.
Lots of savings and lots of displays.
It's the Super Christmas sale at Leggett, displayed by me.
I'll see you there.
Stay tuned for scenes from the next Strange Luck.
You know, I got my third degree.
Good for you, Grandpa.
I did all my research, even from the Indian University.
Yes.
Yes.
The faculty library.
The IBM and the Artis digital exam.
With the Internet, I'll have access to music whenever I want.
I just wasn't satisfied with how my headache medicine was working.
Of all the prescription pain medicines, 82% of doctors surveyed have prescribed Arutus.
And now it's available in a non-prescription strength.
Potent new Arutus KT.
Just 25 milligrams is as effective as 400 milligrams of Motrin IB.
440 of Aleve or 1,000 milligrams of extra strength Tylenol.
Now I've got Arutus KT.
New Arutus KT, the potent medicine for pain.
He's keeping asleep.
I love her more than anything.
What he loves more than anything is that Pop Secret popcorn.
Pop Secret, picked a pop to perfection.
It's one secret no one wants to share.
I'd give it the world.
I want the popcorn.
He says our budgets will rise.
No problem. Just think of Craftsman.
It's the gift guaranteed to last forever.
Just look at all these great Craftsman gift ideas from Sears.
At great prices, too.
Craftsman for Christmas.
Only at Sears and Sears hardware stores.
Silver Bells.
Silver Bells.
Silver Bells.
Silver Bells.
Look what's popping up at Burger King.
Toy Story puppets from Disney's latest adventure movie now in theaters.
Get all four high quality puppets for your kids.
$1.99 each with any great tasting value meal.
Sing a ring, ring a ring.
Soon it will be Christmas day.
Chance Harper has finally found his long lost brother.
You gave that to me today. He went away.
Now all he's got to do...
Something I should probably tell you.
What's that?
I'm an international drug dealer.
No!
...is keep him alive.
Strange luck.
A brand new episode next Friday on Fox.