You got 20 seconds.
20.
On Wednesday, December 8th, mankind's greatest warrior will face the ultimate evil.
The original vampire.
This guy has never had to evolve.
I'm impressed.
Blade Trinity, rated R.
Starts Wednesday, December 8th.
Hey.
Funny seeing you here.
Yeah, finally.
It's not gonna be easy.
Nope.
Sympathy.
Great.
Nicorette.
Tried it.
Rather just chew on a cigarette.
It's new.
Tastes like gum.
New Nicorette Freshment.
It has a totally fresh new taste.
And it's softer.
More like real gum.
This might be the smartest thing I've ever done.
Definitely.
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Start chewing.
Start quitting.
Your family tree just got a whole lot bigger.
Hi, Mom.
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The new Singular.
Raising the bar.
Because the evolution of the third hand is a bit slow in coming, Black and Decker created
the Auto Tape.
It's the only power tape measure.
So you can use it with just one hand.
The Auto Tape from Black and Decker.
What's inside?
It's the JCPenney Friday after Thanksgiving sale.
We open at 530 a.m. Friday with our largest selection of door busters ever.
Like two carat diamond bracelets, $149.
Come at 530 and save.
JCPenney.
Peter Falk is back as Max the Angel.
And he's got a new partner.
You've never been in the field.
How hard can it be?
Their mission is to bring two lonely hearts together.
Which you can't get in the field.
You can't get in the field.
You can't get in the field.
You can't get in the field.
You can't get in the field.
You can't get in the field.
You can't get in the field.
Peter Falk is back as Max the Angel.
And he's got a new partner.
And he's got a new partner.
My name is Ramon and I'm from California.
I'm a Dovey.
I live in Michigan.
These kids come from all over America, but they all beat cancer thanks to one place.
St. Jude Children's Research Hospital.
St. Jude's research and discoveries help kids everywhere.
Like my pal here, Christian.
Are you talking to me?
New York.
Yep.
Knew it.
You can help save children everywhere by going to thanksandgiving.com.
Or by shopping where you see our logo.
What's inside?
It's the JCPenney Friday after Thanksgiving sale.
We open at 5.30 a.m. Friday with our largest selection of door busters ever.
Like two-carat diamond bracelets, $149.
Come at 5.30 and save.
JCPenney.
You can buy Harry Potter, the year's most magical DVD.
Includes a conversation with J.K. Rowling and cast.
With never-before-seen footage.
Expecto Patronum!
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
You can buy it on DVD.
Rated PG.
This Sunday, a new cold case everyone will be talking about.
Janet Lambert.
Unlimited check writing.
Premium tiered interest checking accounts.
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24-hour banner bank by phone.
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No banner bank service charge for using any ATM.
You know, what's impressive about a banner bank checking account
isn't necessarily the number of features, but how well they come together.
Welcome to the Target Wake Up Call Center.
The Target two-day sale starts Friday at 6 a.m.
And now you can get a free wake-up call.
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Yo, get your butt up.
What up, darlin'?
Stop playing with me. Get up.
Hey, wake up for the two-day sale.
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Plus get a combined cash allowance of $2,000 on Grand Cherokee.
Hurry offers end November 30th.
For local sports, we've got you covered.
You're watching KIMA.
Neil?
Millions of us are hospitalized with heart-related chest pain
or a certain type of heart attack.
What doctors call ACS.
The cause?
For most, it was blood platelets that formed clots
which blocked blood from getting to the heart.
Think aspirin and other heart medications alone are enough?
Plavix could help make a difference.
So ask your doctor about adding Plavix.
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Plavix and your other medications work in different ways.
Plavix taken with aspirin plays its own role
in keeping blood platelets from sticking together and forming clots,
which helps keep blood flowing.
If you have a medical condition that causes bleeding,
such as a stomach ulcer, you shouldn't use Plavix.
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Review your medicines with your doctor to minimize this risk.
Additional rare but serious side effects could occur.
Add more protection against heart attack or stroke with Plavix.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
Daddy, who's St. Nicholas?
Well, he was a very special...
Give me two liters of saline, squeeze it in.
Come on, 36 French tube, let's move it, people.
Guys, I'm a little busy right now.
Can we do this tomorrow?
Sure.
This holiday season, get a DirecTV DVR with TiVo so you can watch your favorite shows when you're ready.
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When it comes to shipping, talk is cheap, mistakes aren't.
Ron's got the horsepower.
They've got the planes, the technology.
The truth is, I don't care how they do it, I just care that my packages get there on time.
Hey, all I ask for is perfection.
Other than that, I'm pretty easy.
UPS delivers more packages on time than anyone.
UPS, what can Brown do for you?
Stay tuned, because in only 15 minutes, Thursday's fastest growing show with How to Trace
presents a brand new episode that ends with a twist you'll never see coming.
The murder of a child is the grimace of crimes.
You're gonna pay for this. Don't think I can't get to you.
He's been missing for over 24 hours.
It's a good way to pause a mistrial.
I saw something at the courthouse last week.
If it were my father, I wouldn't be holding out on the people that could help me find him.
Don't miss a new Without a Trace after CSI, CBS Next.
Thanks for making CBS America's most watched network.
I have a lot to get ready for tomorrow's dinner.
And I should work on my just-in-case turkey.
Happy Thanksgiving from all of us at CBS.
CBS Friday. You're invited to a coming-of-age party.
You make me so stoked.
I'm calling it off.
Now God has a mission for Joan.
Don't forget through this.
If you want me to help you, leave me alone. So what are you wearing?
It's a magical night with a surprise ending.
How did you get them to do that?
Christy Carlson Romano on a new Joan of Arcadia Friday.
This year, everything I'm giving, I'm getting on sale.
Shop the Bond Thanksgiving sale starting at 6 a.m. tomorrow to save 10 to 50 percent on gifts store-wide.
Until noon, double your holiday dollars to earn 10 holiday dollars for every $50 you spend.
Bud Macy's. Pretty shop.
That was really good.
Dodge Ram Big Horn.
Once again, it offers a best-in-class 345 horsepower heavy engine, 20-inch chrome wheels, and best-in-class passenger space.
It even offers a power sunroof, leather trim, and fog lamps.
Basically for the last two years, the Big Horn's been kicking it and taking names.
Grab life by the horn at your local Dodge dealer.
Say hello to Furniture Row Outlet's special holiday offer. Pay nothing until 2007.
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You will need to move fast.
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Dr. Phil, weekdays at 3 on KIMA, the one to watch.
It holds an emotion.
It holds an expectation.
It may hold the key to the most memorable holiday ever.
A simple box.
This is the shape of the holiday season.
Maybe you should ask your doctor about prescription Celebrex.
To learn more, go to celebrex.com.
Weet Thins has zero grams of trans fat.
Well, that makes it worth diving into.
Tastes good, feels good. Weet Thins.
Tonight, Dave's all new with a Thanksgiving visit from Mom.
Hi David, Happy Thanksgiving.
What are you going to do after dinner?
We're going down to the corner to wave at cars.
And then we're going to make our way to the finish line.
That's the beautiful day of Thanksgiving.
And then we're going to go on a trip.
And then we're going to go on a trip to Miami Beach.
And then we're going to go on a trip to CPS Monday.
Three stories above Miami Beach.
Mystery begins.
Someone fell on him.
Where's the guy who crushed him?
You don't fall three stories.
Get up and run away.
You do.
You've got something to hide.
I'm here at CSI Miami, CBS Monday.
CBS Tuesday.
It began with a patient recovering from routine surgery.
Oh, that had to hurt.
Now it's NCIS's most baffling case ever.
Spontaneous human combustion.
It's an urban man.
Background of the victim.
Could he have been smoking in bed?
Don't cause any sparks.
Literally.
New NCIS, CBS Tuesday.
On a new Thanksgiving Thursday.
The murder of a child is the grimest of crimes.
You're gonna pay for this.
Don't think I can't get to you.
He's been missing for over 24 hours.
That's a good way to force a mistrial.
If it were my father, I wouldn't be holding out on the people that can help me find them.
Don't miss a new Without a Trace, CBS Next.
CBS Tuesday's mom, Natalie Portman and John May are all new Thanksgiving late show tonight.