That's right before Christmas when all through the house not a creature was stirring.
Well maybe a mouse.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds while visions of presents danced in their
heads.
Then what to my wondering eye should appear but a speedy truck filled with packages and
gear?
Was it Santa rewarding those good girls and boys?
Nah, just my visa, the internet, and a site called eToys.
And while eToys will take all your children's requests, they just won't accept American
Express.
Visa, it's everywhere you want to be.
Want to melt someone's heart this Christmas?
You know what to look for.
Here's the 90s way to trim a beard.
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A beautiful seductress comes to life.
Kamala is the key to peace between our two worlds.
A woman destined to end years of war.
You learn so quickly what stimulates a man.
And determined to satisfy forbidden desires.
Don't do this.
This, this you do with men.
But will Picard sacrifice peace for passion?
Would you ask me to stay and ask two armies to keep fighting?
On Star Trek, the next generation.
Next on Fox 66.
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Gordon is way behind.
Stick a fork in Jeff.
He's done.
What is he thinking?
Holy boo.
Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
What could possess a man to drive like that?
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Got you.
He's making his move.
Backward.
Gordon wins.
We gotta get him a cup holder.
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You don't have to be alone tonight.
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Planting tulips in the winter can make for a very exciting spring.
But first, the boys must be...
Hey, you.
Yeah, you in the sweater.
Save yourself from the grips of old age and boredom.
Step away from the table and pull the button.
Gardening in tulip bulbs.
Boring.
Oh, somebody's pretty sassy.
You go, girl.
We got a dog for the kids.
Okay, so I became attached.
So my wife called it obsessive.
I just wanted the perfect food for my dog.
Talk to the vet, talk to the breeder, read books.
Okay, two words.
Go shopping.
That's how I found Purina One brand lamb and rice formula.
First ingredient, lamb.
I think we found our dog food.
Me, obsessive?
I don't think so.
Purina One, second to none.
I have no idea what this is.
I can't do anything without the instructions.
Nothing.
They were just here.
This is driving me nuts.
It's okay.
She'll get lots of other presents.
We'll just hide this from her birthday.
They were just here.
They were right here.
I just had them.
She's been wanting this for a long time.
She'll be so disappointed if I don't tell her.
I don't know what to do.
I only have those instructions.
I looked in there already.
I already looked in there.
You looked in the box?
I just in there.
Did you take everything out of the box?
I don't know what to say.
Where could they be?
Oh, here they are.
Why did Mom give you the silver?
I was supposed to get the silver.
Where were you when Mom was sick?
Oh, that's right.
Excuse me.
You're in Florida with that guy.
Don't talk to my wife that way.
Talk to her any way I want to.
Excuse me.
You know, you're not even...
I've got to say, I think I want to be a Democrat.
Hello, kids.
Time out.
Bangs and claws away.
Peace on Earth.
Goodwill to each other.
Where's the love?
You can't stop, Grandma.
You can't.
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If you think the Cavalier looks good, Wainly and Ola can go up to 100,000 miles before
its first scheduled tune-up.
Chevy Cavalier, the more you know, the better it looks.
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I always get what I want.
That's right.
I'm not a baby like Chuckie here.
I want choices.
It's my way or the highway, buster!
When you have it your way, it just tastes better.
A shocking revelation becomes Kira's bitter obsession.
You want to travel back in time to see if Gold and Cut and your mother were lovers.
But lurking in the shadows of the past is a dark truth.
With devastating consequences.
She's a collaborator.
She deserves whatever she gets.
On the next Star Trek Deep Space Nine.